Pack of 10 gorillas versus one male lion

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Dr. Zaus

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Scene one: 3 cloaked Predators surround terminator #3.

Scene two: Terminator 3 picks up technology readings and shuts off cloacking device.

Scene three: Predators look at each other like...WTF???

Scene four: Terminator re-programs mounted guns on predators shoulders and makes them aim at each other.

Scene five: Predators eyes grows huge while yelling like a wookie, No! Second later all predators are splattered by there own tech.



Game...set....match.

Have a nice day :)

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Silver Prime

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Lions have tangled, out-matched, out-gamed and killed polar bears on more then a few occaisons; the largest existing land carnivore on the planet...

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http://teamauthority.myfastforum.org/African_Lion_vs_Grizzly_Bear_about729.html

The gorllias will be to busy fighting amoungs them-selves; and the one that approuches the lion will be man-handle'd, flown around and a screaming bloody mess, it will be no different from a heard of wildeabeast running around and insta-dispatched...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80ym_RmbmUM

Big cats are evolved and designed to kill, gorillas are not; if they were they would have documentation of wild to captive casualties of S.B's killing something formidable, but theres nothing, the gorilla would put up little no resistance since he comprimises of defence and has litte ferocity to show historicaly; while the lion would play the offence and can kill the Gorilla in more ways then vice versa...he wouldent be able to break anything of the lions anatomy since the lion is stronger by feats alone, let alone has the same bone densen'st of Alaskan brown bears, takling animals that dwarf the S.B 2-10x fold.

300-400; are the average gorillas weights and 500 is the largest of the large, while for lions its 400-550 are the averages and 600 is the larger ones, even in captivity a 600 pound gorllia would be deem'd obese and rare, while a 600-700 pound lion in captivity is quite common, not to mention in the wild no gorilla went past the 600's while the lion has toped in at 690. In individual photos a silver back can look opposing, more muscular and robust, but if shown side by side, the lion would be almost twice the size in over-all mass and if both were standing on there hind legs the lion on average would tower over the gorilla by nearly 3 feet.

Show me a Silver back killing anything...through out a thousand years worth of documentation of numerous ways...show me a Gorilla killing any animal thats formidable.

Bet no one can.
 
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Silver Prime

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lol Just for laughs I had to go and re-read my last post on page 7.

Dam canOWorms...

You got shattered and fucking owned.

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Silver Prime

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Oh and thanks Bud ashes and allisom, for closing and sabatoging my thread, of course I had to continue it esle where to lay the smack down on you bias chumps, personally gotta thank you for feeding me the fire of looking in the right places to counter your denial and delusions, so...I managed to find a whole heap of info that ram-shacks the world of the Brown bear...

http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/showthread.php?t=144938

Thanks ;)


Mod callouts are NOT permitted. Further, the poster who made that thread has a post count of zero - past account of yours elsewhere?
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BudAshes

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Oh and thanks Bud ashes and allisom, for closing and sabatoging my thread, of course I had to continue it esle where to lay the smack down on you bias chumps, personally gotta thank you for feeding me the fire of looking in the right places to counter your denial and delusions, so...I managed to find a whole heap of info that ram-shacks the world of the Brown bear...

http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/showthread.php?t=144938

Thanks ;)

You are welcome. Any other animal battles I can enlighten you with? Since we can all agree kodiak wins as land carnivores go, how about we go Moose vs Buffalo.
 

zinfamous

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Oh and thanks Bud ashes and allisom, for closing and sabatoging my thread, of course I had to continue it esle where to lay the smack down on you bias chumps, personally gotta thank you for feeding me the fire of looking in the right places to counter your denial and delusions, so...I managed to find a whole heap of info that ram-shacks the world of the Brown bear...

http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/showthread.php?t=144938

Thanks ;)

...this isn't your thread.
 

Silver Prime

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LOL, they are laughing at him too.
Totally ram-shacking him.
No surprises there.

Ha hah aahh ah, capatalizing your lol's ?

Aww Insecure are we, laughing? Funny just a few minutes put into it, theres already some people who are thinking of swaying sides, in fact most are starting to incline the lattar.

Which is not my over all intentions, my main focus was just to analyze all the information on subject, knowing you yuppies, you'd go all german an burn all the evidence, since theres over 15 accounts now of lions killing bears, from most agressive, (Sloth/Himalyins) to most largest (Grizzlys/Polars), and new accounts to boot.

Yet all the accounts of vice versa were of bears killing female lions. lol Sad.
I don't care if your a bias cry-baby but the truth is already forming, and no matter how much you chimps keep enphinsizing and ploralizing Every one knows The more and more I get to show creditable information that not only contradicts what you manifest out of that puny dome of yours, but humilates you on a whole new level.

Yet all you do is hide behind allisom...even more sad.

No worrys, its out of her reach now, and the list will grow and grow, huh; with what I've got jot down so far is only petty amounts, and by whats on hand, I'm sure a continued search will expand immensly, to hunt for accounts, its going to be like a 100 to 10, and it probably wont even stop there. XD

So rage on bro, sing on...sing on.
 

Greenman

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Ha hah aahh ah, capatalizing your lol's ?

Aww Insecure are we, laughing? Funny just a few minutes put into it, theres already some people who are thinking of swaying sides, in fact most are starting to incline the lattar.

Which is not my over all intentions, my main focus was just to analyze all the information on subject, knowing you yuppies, you'd go all german an burn all the evidence, since theres over 15 accounts now of lions killing bears, from most agressive, (Sloth/Himalyins) to most largest (Grizzlys/Polars), and new accounts to boot.

Yet all the accounts of vice versa were of bears killing female lions. lol Sad.
I don't care if your a bias cry-baby but the truth is already forming, and no matter how much you chimps keep enphinsizing and ploralizing Every one knows The more and more I get to show creditable information that not only contradicts what you manifest out of that puny dome of yours, but humilates you on a whole new level.

Yet all you do is hide behind allisom...even more sad.

No worrys, its out of her reach now, and the list will grow and grow, huh; with what I've got jot down so far is only petty amounts, and by whats on hand, I'm sure a continued search will expand immensly, to hunt for accounts, its going to be like a 100 to 10, and it probably wont even stop there. XD

So rage on bro, sing on...sing on.

You're insane.
 

Soundmanred

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Ha hah aahh ah, capatalizing your lol's ?

Aww Insecure are we, laughing? Funny just a few minutes put into it, theres already some people who are thinking of swaying sides, in fact most are starting to incline the lattar.

Which is not my over all intentions, my main focus was just to analyze all the information on subject, knowing you yuppies, you'd go all german an burn all the evidence, since theres over 15 accounts now of lions killing bears, from most agressive, (Sloth/Himalyins) to most largest (Grizzlys/Polars), and new accounts to boot.

Yet all the accounts of vice versa were of bears killing female lions. lol Sad.
I don't care if your a bias cry-baby but the truth is already forming, and no matter how much you chimps keep enphinsizing and ploralizing Every one knows The more and more I get to show creditable information that not only contradicts what you manifest out of that puny dome of yours, but humilates you on a whole new level.

Yet all you do is hide behind allisom...even more sad.

No worrys, its out of her reach now, and the list will grow and grow, huh; with what I've got jot down so far is only petty amounts, and by whats on hand, I'm sure a continued search will expand immensly, to hunt for accounts, its going to be like a 100 to 10, and it probably wont even stop there. XD

So rage on bro, sing on...sing on.
Nope.
 

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Silver Prime will continue to insist that the lion is invincible.

Ignoring that it must be placed in a controlled condition in an environment that the opponent is not designed for.

Just like a lion may be able to whip a polar bear on the lion's turf; a polar bear will be able to destroy the lion on it's artic turf.

And more than likely if each was place on the opponent's turf; they would ignore each other unless actual survival was at stake.

So this is no different than playing toy soldier in a sandbox for a little boy.
 

BudAshes

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Silver Prime will continue to insist that the lion is invincible.

Ignoring that it must be placed in a controlled condition in an environment that the opponent is not designed for.

Just like a lion may be able to whip a polar bear on the lion's turf; a polar bear will be able to destroy the lion on it's artic turf.

And more than likely if each was place on the opponent's turf; they would ignore each other unless actual survival was at stake.

So this is no different than playing toy soldier in a sandbox for a little boy.

This is a no reasoning zone. This is your first warning, next infraction will result in a full frontal lobotomy.
 

Silver Prime

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Silver Prime will continue to insist that the lion is invincible.

Ignoring that it must be placed in a controlled condition in an environment that the opponent is not designed for.

Just like a lion may be able to whip a polar bear on the lion's turf; a polar bear will be able to destroy the lion on it's artic turf.

And more than likely if each was place on the opponent's turf; they would ignore each other unless actual survival was at stake.

So this is no different than playing toy soldier in a sandbox for a little boy.

lol People always throw in that invincible crap to avoid the intial debate, like I base my opinions on out of thin air, all the match ups so far had me bring evidence, proof, support from experts, accounts, statistics...would I be bias if I said the average man is stronger than the average woman?

Nope.

Once the data is analyzed, I give my opinion on whats on hand, which points to the lion. As stupid as the OP/TS made the thread thinking all gorillas are computer programed to rush the lion...is just as stupid as to think the lion will be over comed since a lion is vastly superior to a gorilla 1 on 1...as for the other issue, Kodiak vs lion; its a educated guess at best, but what points more to the lions behalf is unrefutable...
http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/showthread.php?t=144938

From page one to the end, I bring factual data to back up my opinions, what is there on the other half of the coin of others? Opinions fuel'd by un-supported bias bull-crap and wishful thinking, not logic and factual implications.
 
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alkemyst

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lol People always throw in that invincible crap to avoid the intial debate, like I base my opinions on out of thin air, all the match ups so far had me bring evidence, proof, support from experts, accounts, statistics...would I be bias if I said the average man is stronger than the average woman?

Nope.

Once the data is analyzed, I give my opinion on whats on hand, which points to the lion. As stupid as the OP/TS made the thread thinking all gorillas are computer programed to rush the lion...is just as stupid as to think the lion will be over comed since a lion is vastly superior to a gorilla 1 on 1...as for the other issue, Kodiak vs lion; its a educated guess at best, but what points more to the lions behalf is unrefutable...
http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/showthread.php?t=144938

From page one to the end, I bring factual data to back up my opinions, what is there on the other half of the coin of others? Opinions fuel'd by un-supported bias bull-crap and wishful thinking, not logic and factual implications.

Here's the deal, I will make the lion my pet, the polar bear my butler and fucked someone's mom here.

At the end of the day I still have my drink and got laid by decent MILFs at least twice that day...

Seriously: No fight is won until it's fought.

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