Pack of 10 gorillas versus one male lion

[Silver Prime]

aww he's blushing.

Come now, all I have provided was the basics, the credit will go to the real biologist, trainers; experts and zoologist for sharing there info, it just shows how pathetic people like you can be since the data is all over the web, and it takes minutes to look it up.

The problem with guys like you is; your not only insanely ignorant, you are extremely bias and fall into asshole mode because of it either way it will come back 10x fold worse twards you, I go only by what the data emits, not wishful thinking.

I dont need to degrade any animal, since I always put it in forms of educational means an try and stick with factual implimations, I dont insult the animals, I humilate guys like you who do...guys who over hype the one they favor so bad its beyound fictional; its retarded. Kinda like how you hounded the Kodiak bear vs african lion thread and used others opinions who dont know anything on subject and took it in as fact in why a bear should win...lol

Why dont you go and be like Judog make up more idiotic threads of mis-matchs...or should I say; emit ways to make your self look stupid, you think the Kodiak reigns supreme right? Go an make a Fighting bull vs Kodiak bear and see how supreme he really is.

 

[BudAshes]

Come now, all I have provided was the basics, the credit will go to the real biologist, trainers; experts and zoologist for sharing there info, it just shows how pathetic people like you can be since the data is all over the web, and it takes minutes to look it up.

The problem with guys like you is; your not only insanely ignorant, you are extremely bias and fall into asshole mode because of it either way it will come back 10x fold worse twards you, I go only by what the data emits, not wishful thinking.

I dont need to degrade any animal, since I always put it in forms of educational means an try and stick with factual implimations, I dont insult the animals, I humilate guys like you who do...guys who over hype the one they favor so bad its beyound fictional; its retarded. Kinda like how you hounded the Kodiak bear vs african lion thread and used others opinions who dont know anything on subject and took it in as fact in why a bear should win...lol

Why dont you go and be like Judog make up more idiotic threads of mis-matchs...or should I say; emit ways to make your self look stupid, you think the Kodiak reigns supreme right? Go an make a Fighting bull vs Kodiak bear and see how supreme he really is.

I love you too :wub:

 

[zinfamous]

Hmmmmm, so the fight is...

100 shitty lagers vs 3 decent beers.

100 shitty lagers win!

 

[Silver Prime]

Actualy....2 years or so back, my anty gave us a pair of 12 cases of beer from around the world, she worked for a distributing company, we tasted each different case of its pair, and they were so horible we had a hard time in finishing some, we left them there for months until my neighbor asked to have a few every so often...we ended up buying Budweiser instead of drinking the free random shiit loger/beer, and laughing every time a commercial of one of those brands was aired on Tv acting like it was good, since people dont know that quality beats quanity to those who it matters to.

XD XD

Edit:

And I've tasted around 50 different types of bear so far, and I can honestly say my ranking of top 5 would be...

1st Place: Budweiser
2nd: Corona
3rd: Heineken
4th: Stienlager
5th: Rolling rock

The rest are shit, and I'd only drink others if some one else pay'd for it, unless I know exactly how it taste; I might even refuse the drink even if it was from a hot dame, (Happen a few times already at bars near U.H) I asked them to swap the beer, because I already know its crap. Corona would be almost a tie at 1st, but since I can get in a case of Bud to every clear C 12 pack, then bud is at number 1, not to mention I punish bud more then any other beer, its sorta of the beer of choice, and its title written on the bottles label says...

The King of beers.

lol

 

[readymix]

lions are members of seal team six, end of story.

 

[zinfamous]

And I've tasted around 50 different types of bear so far, and I can honestly say my ranking of top 5 would be...

1st Place: Budweiser
2nd: Corona
3rd: Heineken
4th: Stienlager
5th: Rolling rock

The rest are shit, and I'd only drink others if some one else pay'd for it, unless I know exactly how it taste; I might even refuse the drink even if it was from a hot dame, (Happen a few times already at bars near U.H) I asked them to swap the beer, because I already know its crap. Corona would be almost a tie at 1st, but since I can get in a case of Bud to every clear C 12 pack, then bud is at number 1, not to mention I punish bud more then any other beer, its sorta of the beer of choice, and its title written on the bottles label says...

The King of beers.

lol

wow...and I thought your science and logic was pure shit.

it seems your beer taste is just outright abysmal.

D:

 

[Silver Prime]

wow...and I thought your science and logic was pure shit.

it seems your beer taste is just outright abysmal.

D:

pah, Ive seen the beers you've mentioned, so you shouldn't talk, on a note, I'm not alone, growing up here in oahu, I've seen almost every one with Budweiser as there beer of choice, even at college at UH thousands of off island people prefer bud, in fact Bud is one of the leading beer companys around the world, so what the fuck are you talking about.

My science I link too, are unmatched in quanity and quality on those subjects I debate on, none have been disputed by anyone, and my sig proves it... an my logic is still alot higher then some dumb fucking red neck inbred named Zinfamous...who has no teeth left and had his dad blew a tranny. (as stated by you)

XD

 

[BudAshes]

pah, Ive seen the beers you've mentioned, so you shouldn't talk, on a note, I'm not alone, growing up here in oahu, I've seen almost every one with Budweiser as there beer of choice, even at college at UH thousands of off island people prefer bud, in fact Bud is one of the leading beer companys around the world, so what the fuck are you talking about.

My science I link too, are unmatched in quanity and quality on those subjects I debate on, none have been disputed by anyone, and my sig proves it... an my logic is still alot higher then some dumb fucking red neck inbred named Zinfamous...who has no teeth left and had his dad blew a tranny. (as stated by you)

XD

McDonalds is everywhere, so it is the best food too.

*edit* also tone down the language. I know you want to get banned because you are tired of getting destroyed by my seamless logic but I'd prefer you didn't.

 

[zinfamous]

pah, Ive seen the beers you've mentioned, so you shouldn't talk, on a note, I'm not alone, growing up here in oahu, I've seen almost every one with Budweiser as there beer of choice, even at college at UH thousands of off island people prefer bud, in fact Bud is one of the leading beer companys around the world, so what the fuck are you talking about.

My science I link too, are unmatched in quanity and quality on those subjects I debate on, none have been disputed by anyone, and my sig proves it... an my logic is still alot higher then some dumb fucking red neck inbred named Zinfamous...who has no teeth left and had his dad blew a tranny. (as stated by you)

XD

hahaha.

either you're pure trolling, or you truly are dumber than a bag of hammers.

no one can possibly be this bad at context. jesus h christ, dude.

 

[alkemyst]

hahaha.

either you're pure trolling, or you truly are dumber than a bag of hammers.

no one can possibly be this bad at context. jesus h christ, dude.

In all fairness, Budweiser has long controlled the top 2 beers sold.

Last year Coors took the number 2 spot from them.

Bud Light is still #1, no matter how you queer beer types want to deny that.

Coors Light is #2.

I used to drink Guinness Stout (Extra Stout, real deal shit). Even put up their labels as a border to my home gym.

Now I just milk Mich Ultras.

 

[Silver Prime]

In all fairness, Budweiser has long controlled the top 2 beers sold.

Last year Coors took the number 2 spot from them.

Bud Light is still #1, no matter how you queer beer types want to deny that.

Coors Light is #2.

I used to drink Guinness Stout (Extra Stout, real deal shit). Even put up their labels as a border to my home gym.

Now I just milk Mich Ultras.

Bud light I would have thought would be a alt beer as for Budweiser, so It counts in there as Bud, all the old timers eventualy switch to bud light because they like the taste but cant handle or just dont wanna get as drunk as when they were younger...as they say; bud-light...All-night, just like me with Bud-platinum...its a bit too heavy, I get hang overs as I did with my younger days with Budweiser, so I'm inbetween with Bud as a safety net.

But as for Coor's and Michalos Ultra...they are definitely in the top 10 along with some of the 40's beers like Mickeys, old english, real steel 244.

 

[alkemyst]

Bud light I would have thought would be a alt beer as for Budweiser, so It counts in there as Bud, all the old timers eventualy switch to bud light because they like the taste but cant handle or just dont wanna get as drunk as when they were younger...as they say; bud-light...All-night, just like me with Bud-platinum...its a bit too heavy, I get hang overs as I did with my younger days with Budweiser, so I'm inbetween with Bud as a safety net.

But as for Coor's and Michalos Ultra...they are definitely in the top 10 along with some of the 40's beers like Mickeys, old english, real steel 244.

I am thinking you are playing devil's advocate. Mickeys and Old English don't top charts. Ghetto beer.

If your are talking world beers, 2013 data

Snow Beer/SABMiller
Tsingtao/Tsingtao Brewery Company Ltd
Budweiser/AB InBev
Yanjing Beer/Beijing Yanjing Beer Group Corporation
Bud Light/AB InBev
Corona Extra/AB InBev
Skol/Carlsberg Breweries
Heineken/Heineken International
Coors Light/Molson Coors
Brahma/AB InBev

Love our American Brewery folks making the list!

For American Beers 2012, top 10+
Bud Light
Budweiser
Coors Light
Miller Lite
Natural Lite
Busch Lite
Busch
Mich Ultra
Miller High Life
Keystone Lite
Bud Light Lime
Ice House
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Bud Ice Light
Yuengling
Bud Light Platinum
Steel Reserve
Blue Moon
Coors

Best "perceived" American brands (may be from non-drinkers though)
Samuel Adams
Budweiser
Dos Equis
Bud Light
Corona
Heineken
Guinness
Stella Artois
Yuengling
Coors Light

Personally beer is a cheap arena, like pizza and hamburgers/hot dogs. Yet many people want to turn beer into wines/champagnes, pizza and the hamburgers/hot dogs into Filets, T-Bones, Lobster, Caviar and Sushi.

 

[Silver Prime]

I am thinking you are playing devil's advocate. Mickeys and Old English don't top charts. Ghetto beer.

If your are talking world beers, 2013 data

Snow Beer/SABMiller
Tsingtao/Tsingtao Brewery Company Ltd
Budweiser/AB InBev
Yanjing Beer/Beijing Yanjing Beer Group Corporation
Bud Light/AB InBev
Corona Extra/AB InBev
Skol/Carlsberg Breweries
Heineken/Heineken International
Coors Light/Molson Coors
Brahma/AB InBev

Love our American Brewery folks making the list!

For American Beers 2012, top 10+
Bud Light
Budweiser
Coors Light
Miller Lite
Natural Lite
Busch Lite
Busch
Mich Ultra
Miller High Life
Keystone Lite
Bud Light Lime
Ice House
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Bud Ice Light
Yuengling
Bud Light Platinum
Steel Reserve
Blue Moon
Coors

Best "perceived" American brands (may be from non-drinkers though)
Samuel Adams
Budweiser
Dos Equis
Bud Light
Corona
Heineken
Guinness
Stella Artois
Yuengling
Coors Light

Personally beer is a cheap arena, like pizza and hamburgers/hot dogs. Yet many people want to turn beer into wines/champagnes, pizza and the hamburgers/hot dogs into Filets, T-Bones, Lobster, Caviar and Sushi.

As for me branding them, they use to get me ripper than most other beers in half the time; so they are top tier for me atleast and thanks for the correction, its steal reserve, not real steal, XD XD, as for world wide sales; eventualy everyone will like what they like, so I'm glad I see alot of Bud up there, but as I mentioned, I count all Bud stamped beer just Bud (Usually).

The rest I like to a degree, samuel adams winter is the only good one, all the rest like wheat and october sucks. Awesome list to know what I like is considred top tier to most since I was only bluffing with saying stuff like the world likes Bud...XD XD XD.

But mostly every one here only drinks them Bud=Brown bottles or Heiniken=Green bottles, its sort of a rivalry down here, wasent playing about UH though; you could bank some serious cash in the bottle/can 5 cent refund with the brown bottles people leave around after they drink...

but I stick with good oh Bud. ^_^

 

[Paladin3]

Assuming all the animals are acting according to their normal nature, the only way this fight would even occur would be for the lion to be outrageously hungry and desperate enough to go after one of the gorillas.

If the lion attacked from ambush or ran down its target, it would have to succeed in first getting a throat hold on the gorilla, and then be able to hold out against the bashing the gorilla would be giving it for a good 1-2 minutes while it attempts to suffocate the prey. I'm not sure a lion could put up with that amount of abuse, so I'd give the fight to the gorilla, who will do enough damage to the lion to either escape or possibly even kill it.

Now, if instead we assume all these animals have all been to MMA camp and are extremely aggressive (not to mention smarter than the average bear) then the lion has zero chance. The gorillas will run him down, surround him and take turns pummeling him as they run by, never once grappling with the lion to give him a chance to use his claws, rake or bite attack.

Wait...did someone say something about beer?

 

[WelshBloke]

Personally beer is a cheap arena, like pizza and hamburgers/hot dogs. Yet many people want to turn beer into wines/champagnes, pizza and the hamburgers/hot dogs into Filets, T-Bones, Lobster, Caviar and Sushi.

Up to you if you want to drink cheap, mass produced beer but don't pretend that your reasons for drinking it are any different to someone who drinks cheap fizzy "wine" instead of champagne.

 

[alkemyst]

Up to you if you want to drink cheap, mass produced beer but don't pretend that your reasons for drinking it are any different to someone who drinks cheap fizzy "wine" instead of champagne.

You are missing the argument.

Beer is supposed to be cheap. Now Blokes are failed into thinking it's a penthouse drink.

Personally I don't like most of the Champagnes. I like Martini-Rossi Asti.

 

[BudAshes]

You are missing the argument.

Beer is supposed to be cheap. Now Blokes are failed into thinking it's a penthouse drink.

Personally I don't like most of the Champagnes. I like Martini-Rossi Asti.

He's not missing it, it's just fucking stupid like everything else you have ever said on this forum. lol.

 

[WelshBloke]

... Beer is supposed to be cheap. Now Blokes are failed into thinking it's a penthouse drink.

No, cheap beer is supposed to be cheap, in the same way cheap wine is supposed to be cheap.

Personally I don't like most of the Champagnes. I like Martini-Rossi Asti.

Well there we are then, you don't have any functioning tastebuds.

 

[alkemyst]

He's not missing it, it's just fucking stupid like everything else you have ever said on this forum. lol.

He has to brew his own beer. That is fucking stupid.

You hate me because I am always right and you are wishing to be beyond me.

I contribute a lot to this forum since I know we have members here that live in reality.

Just completed a trade yesterday for some makeup pencils that dudes like you said "why post about makeup here?" Got a discontinued Estee Lauder item for .25 cents on the dollar.

Holla at your boy.

 

[BudAshes]

He has to brew his own beer. That is fucking stupid.

You hate me because I am always right and you are wishing to be beyond me.

I contribute a lot to this forum since I know we have members here that live in reality.

Just completed a trade yesterday for some makeup pencils that dudes like you said "why post about makeup here?" Got a discontinued Estee Lauder item for .25 cents on the dollar.

Holla at your boy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJMD5R8stRc

Is that you alky? Janitor with the m3.

*edit* also I don't want you to think I hate you. I don't hate anyone here anymore than I hate people in general. I actually think you would be fairly entertaining in real life, you just post like a dipshit and I can't help but make fun of you.

 

[Silver Prime]

Up to you if you want to drink cheap, mass produced beer but don't pretend that your reasons for drinking it are any different to someone who drinks cheap fizzy "wine" instead of champagne.

Champagne fucking sucks balls, I just drank some again 3 months ago, after poping it open and seeing the bubbly; took a swag, passed it around like 12 people; it came back literaly still full, everyone only took a sip and spat it back out, than I left it on the table and finished my 12 of Bud.

And as for your other post about taste buds, its suppose to be that way; other wise, you only like-ing champagne and wine, makes you look like a pussie who likes getting the runs the next day.

lol

 

[WelshBloke]

Champagne fucking sucks balls, I just drank some again 3 months ago, after poping it open and seeing the bubbly; took a swag, passed it around like 12 people; it came back literaly still full, everyone only took a sip and spat it back out, than I left it on the table and finished my 12 of Bud.

Classy.

And as for your other post about taste buds, its suppose to be that way; other wise, you only like-ing champagne and wine, makes you look like a pussie who likes getting the runs the next day.

lol

I've no idea what the hell you're talking about here.

Why would liking champagne give me the runs?
And if you're calling people "pussie" over what they drink you'll have to remember that you're the one that can't seem to handle anything apart from fairly tasteless beer.

 

[BudAshes]

Classy.



I've no idea what the hell you're talking about here.

Why would liking champagne give me the runs?
And if you're calling people "pussie" over what they drink you'll have to remember that you're the one that can't seem to handle anything apart from fairly tasteless beer.

12 year old's don't have great taste in stuff.

 

[alkemyst]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJMD5R8stRc

Is that you alky? Janitor with the m3.

*edit* also I don't want you to think I hate you. I don't hate anyone here anymore than I hate people in general. I actually think you would be fairly entertaining in real life, you just post like a dipshit and I can't help but make fun of you.

I post like I live day to day.

Please don't play a retard.

 

[Silver Prime]

Assuming all the animals are acting according to their normal nature, the only way this fight would even occur would be for the lion to be outrageously hungry and desperate enough to go after one of the gorillas.

The lion dosent have to be desperate, he takles animals that dwarf the world record silver backs... size, ferocity, power, agression and ability to kill by 2-10x fold...
http://teamauthority.myfastforum.org/ftopic623-0-asc-30.php

The Gorilla is weaker, slower, less-agressive and smaller than all of those animals, it would literaly be a mismatch if it was one on one.

If the lion attacked from ambush or ran down its target, it would have to succeed in first getting a throat hold on the gorilla, and then be able to hold out against the bashing the gorilla would be giving it for a good 1-2 minutes while it attempts to suffocate the prey. I'm not sure a lion could put up with that amount of abuse, so I'd give the fight to the gorilla, who will do enough damage to the lion to either escape or possibly even kill it.

Ambush? How, he lives in the open savanah mostly now, his days of the King of the Jungles of India is almost up. The lion is known by many sources (which I have on hand) as a fighter, not a hunter; he dosent just ambush and assasinates like the rest of the cat family, he chooses to to take head on his opponents.

The lion is alot more durable then the gorilla, since he has 20 razor sharp claws that can all be out into play, and if any of them make any contact toppled with a force that can break a zebras neck with a well placed blow would be devistating to a gorilla, bleeding to death is a major factor to exaustion; which the lion is the athlete here, not the clumsy gorilla.

You've actually never seen a lion in action (fighting) have you, let me tell you; its a thing of beauty, cant say the same about silver backs fighting...other than fictional King kong movies, lol...A lion would overwhelm a gorilla too much, leopards as I linked a few pages back, can do the job, the lion is the big cats most superior fighter next to the tigers supremes hunting skills, I would never favor a gorilla when they get decimated all day by 120 pound cats, thats being respctively honest and not down grading since all the animals that showed game to lions are rare events; on average stuff like badgers who some times scare the occaisonal curious juvi would get eatin by a smaller cub who has the will to oppose.

Now, if instead we assume all these animals have all been to MMA camp and are extremely aggressive (not to mention smarter than the average bear) then the lion has zero chance. The gorillas will run him down, surround him and take turns pummeling him as they run by, never once grappling with the lion to give him a chance to use his claws, rake or bite attack.

Wait...did someone say something about beer?

Man is incredibly smarter than any gorilla; ever, yet hand to hand a man would be a screaming mess against even a 2 year old lion if he choses to kill you. Tigers, lions and leopards clear out villages of hundreds when they are on the attack, you'd think people would say, ahh, we are 100's he is just one...attack!...But its more like, RUN!

lol