Pack of 10 gorillas versus one male lion

[Broheim]

lions are pussies that get pushed around by 20 lbs furry critters, 10 silverbacks would fuck a lion up.

 

[Silver Prime]

:awe:

Your avatar + this song...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZN_8M4OpMo

= Pure win.

 

[zinfamous]

Thank you very much. What will you be drinking?

 

[Slew Foot]

LOL, the gorillas would ass rape the singe lion so hard.

 

[Silver Prime]

LOL, the gorillas would ass rape the singe lion so hard.

How about you show a single gorilla killing anything formidable in fact anything at all, a leopard attacks and raids gorillas when they still are in groups, and they still scatter.

A lion would be God to them.

 

[Number1]

King Kong vs. Lion

In this "documentary", King Kong defeats Aslan the lion easily.

I hope this resolves the OP's question.

Monkey wins.

 

[Silver Prime]

King Kong vs. Lion

In this "documentary", King Kong defeats Aslan the lion easily.

I hope this resolves the OP's question.

Monkey wins.

ha ha ha, nice.

 

[Silver Prime]

Seems we have a little butt hurt syndrome going around.

http://www.markdroberts.com/htmfiles/resources/kingkongvsaslan.htm

So wheres the part of the documentary Kong kills aslan? XD XD Whaw man, the shere butt-hurtness going around.

Wouldent matter anyway; Aslan in the book could open dimensional rifts and collapse them, create tidal waves, cure and heal any wound, come back from the dead by just the thought of him...while Kong, got tooken out by some petty air plane bullets, bitch slapped by a bunch of bats, and was down scaled so bad he could have fit in the palm of godzillas hand.

lol

 

[alkemyst]

Silver Prime, is English even your third language?

 

[Red Squirrel]

I would think 10 gorillas, but it would probably be a pretty crazy battle and not an easy win. The gorillas would win with numbers though. Even 5 would probably also win.

Though, the sheer fact that Chuck Norris' name was mentioned, the lion and the gorillas would already be dead when the cage is raised, and it would be a draw.

 

[BudAshes]

Silver Prime, is English even your third language?

Alkemyst knows bad grammar from many, many years of experience.

 

[Number1]

Seems we have a little butt hurt syndrome going around.

http://www.markdroberts.com/htmfiles/resources/kingkongvsaslan.htm

So wheres the part of the documentary Kong kills aslan? XD XD Whaw man, the shere butt-hurtness going around.

Wouldent matter anyway; Aslan in the book could open dimensional rifts and collapse them, create tidal waves, cure and heal any wound, come back from the dead by just the thought of him...while Kong, got tooken out by some petty air plane bullets, bitch slapped by a bunch of bats, and was down scaled so bad he could have fit in the palm of godzillas hand.

lol

Nicely done, LOL

Now let me quote my link:

"Ultimately, the captured person is saved from certain death by the sacrificial intervention of the animal king."

animal king = LION.

"Conversely, Aslan sacrifices himself for the sake of another."

this, my friend means that the lion dies. Any questions?

 

[zinfamous]

I would think 10 gorillas, but it would probably be a pretty crazy battle and not an easy win. The gorillas would win with numbers though. Even 5 would probably also win.

Though, the sheer fact that Chuck Norris' name was mentioned, the lion and the gorillas would already be dead when the cage is raised, and it would be a draw.

We've already determined that Bruce Lee's corpse would easily take care of that wuss Chuck Norris, so he isn't even in the picture.



new matchup:

10 gorilla-sized Silver Primes vs the Lion?

:hmm:

 

[Silver Prime]

Nicely done, LOL

Now let me quote my link:

"Ultimately, the captured person is saved from certain death by the sacrificial intervention of the animal king."

animal king = LION.

"Conversely, Aslan sacrifices himself for the sake of another."

this, my friend means that the lion dies. Any questions?

Anyone can plain as day see he is just comparing the emotions he gets from two movies, that site aint even a cross over match up, its just some mook talking about what movie he saw at the time, and explaining his take on it...Aslan dies, in his movie, not from Kong; he was killed by the witch, or did you not even see the movie or read the book?

Which if you read the book or seen the flick, aslan can revive himself just by someone beliving, it was taken by an abstract of god, the embodyment of his love was his son jesus christ hence if you belive in jesus and his father you will be granted into heaven; ergo the lion signifies jesus in what is growing through out many cultures who understand the bible, Aslan, Babr, leo; leon, the lion of judah, singh, leeu, leao, asad, lowen, leone and more all are names for the lion which in the bible it states the lion is the most powerful amoungs beast almost all nationalitys and cultures has the lion as the highest animal held in healdry, next to there own dietys and or the only one true god.

Not to mention this person sounds retarded saying animals dont have emotions and cant love...somebody should slap the shit out of him.

The things you come up with makes you look incredibly ignorant.

But hey, like gandi said, there will always be ignorant people. lol

 

[WelshBloke]

Hmmmmm, so the fight is...

100 shitty lagers vs 3 decent beers.

100 shitty lagers win!

 

[Sulaco]

I feel dumber having even read the OP.

 

[BudAshes]

Anyone can plain as day see he is just comparing the emotions he gets from two movies, that site aint even a cross over match up, its just some mook talking about what movie he saw at the time, and explaining his take on it...Aslan dies, in his movie, not from Kong; he was killed by the witch, or did you not even see the movie or read the book?

Which if you read the book or seen the flick, aslan can revive himself just by someone beliving, it was taken by an abstract of god, the embodyment of his love was his son jesus christ hence if you belive in jesus and his father you will be granted into heaven; ergo the lion signifies jesus in what is growing through out many cultures who understand the bible, Aslan, Babr, leo; leon, the lion of judah, singh, leeu, leao, asad, lowen, leone and more all are names for the lion which in the bible it states the lion is the most powerful amoungs beast almost all nationalitys and cultures has the lion as the highest animal held in healdry, next to there own dietys and or the only one true god.

Not to mention this person sounds retarded saying animals dont have emotions and cant love...somebody should slap the shit out of him.

The things you come up with makes you look incredibly ignorant.

But hey, like gandi said, there will always be ignorant people. lol

I love this guy.

 

[Juddog]

I feel dumber having even read the OP.

Yet you continue to troll my posts with retarded comments. Hypocrite much?

 

[Number1]

Anyone can plain as day see he is just comparing the emotions he gets from two movies, that site aint even a cross over match up, its just some mook talking about what movie he saw at the time, and explaining his take on it...Aslan dies, in his movie, not from Kong; he was killed by the witch, or did you not even see the movie or read the book?

Which if you read the book or seen the flick, aslan can revive himself just by someone beliving, it was taken by an abstract of god, the embodyment of his love was his son jesus christ hence if you belive in jesus and his father you will be granted into heaven; ergo the lion signifies jesus in what is growing through out many cultures who understand the bible, Aslan, Babr, leo; leon, the lion of judah, singh, leeu, leao, asad, lowen, leone and more all are names for the lion which in the bible it states the lion is the most powerful amoungs beast almost all nationalitys and cultures has the lion as the highest animal held in healdry, next to there own dietys and or the only one true god.

Not to mention this person sounds retarded saying animals dont have emotions and cant love...somebody should slap the shit out of him.

The things you come up with makes you look incredibly ignorant.

But hey, like gandi said, there will always be ignorant people. lol

At the end of the day the lion is dead and the monkey lives. What else is there to discuss about a movie called "Aslam vs King kong". And if Kong asked the witch to kill the Lion, good for him.

Monkey WINS.

 

[Silver Prime]

At the end of the day the lion is dead and the monkey lives. What else is there to discuss about a movie called "Aslam vs King kong". And if Kong asked the witch to kill the Lion, good for him.

Monkey WINS.

Whaw, howlees.

If you say so bro, the fact is...the TS was only playing a charade in trying to see if I would come out an play and have hundreds of people insult me because the hypothetical would sound too unreal for the lion to win,...He hates the fact that I back the lion most of the time, and i do it with class, not to mention made himself look stupid since it back fired and more people are insulting him an not me lol.

To bad for him, stacking up the scenario he put cant possibly have the out come he wanted, because no where in history has goirllas show cooperation in fighting off a single predator or just animal, they would rather turn against them selves...since this tard put all males, even there was a head hancho, the others would still fight for rank, the lion would just kick it and let them kill each other off, and kill a few if any comes up to him. Since...

-The lion is stronger
-The lion is bigger, larger and heaviver on average and at max
-The lion is faster in dexterity, agility and pure speed
-The lion has knowledge in killing and is a expert at it
-Supreme acrobatics, Jump 10 feet high, climb trees fairly well
-The lion is more durable (Mane)
-The lion is more agressive and fights more often=More fighting experince
-The lion can kill animals that dwarf the gorilla
-The lion has a harder bite and bigger cainines toppled with a larger skull
-Claws that are retractable


All the hear say about gorilla power is complete bullshit with no proof, they dont have 10x the strength of man like mostly every Kong fan wishes, they are only slightly stronger than a strong man, 10x would be absurd, take the facts of strong men competitions (The ones who fly kegs over there heads) the comp's have men squating a 1,000 pounds; if the gorilla could be 10x stronger that would be 10 x 1,000=Gorilla can lift 10,000 pounds, the size of a school bus. XD XD Yeah right. Not even 3 x which would be only 3,000 pounds the weight of a average size truck, so what people are suggesting is that if I was to lower a truck using a crane, onto a gorillas back, would he be able to support the weight?

The gorilla would be splattered.

Gorillas are 2x stronger than a strong man at best, and thats being generous since I dought a gorilla can throw a harley davidson bike clear over his head, which is only 1,200 pounds or so.

They hardly fight as much as lions; if so, match all the 100s of videos of lions fighting on youtube, and abstracts, books, and anecdotes...yet theres hardly any proof of gorillas fighting on video or any other form of evidence, and when they do fight its never how most people in-vision a Kong-like ape would fight, they look rather stupid and un-experinced in breaking anything.

The gorillas wouldn't banned up to fight the lion, or else gorillas would have been documented tearing leopards to shreds any time a leopard raids and decimates a gorilla village, or any other animal in fact...the lion against these 10 gorillas in a everland korea type enviorment would just day by day the lion will have a good food source for a month of fresh ape meat to get fat from.

 

[SP33Demon]

 

[Number1]

Whaw, howlees.

If you say so bro, the fact is...the TS was only playing a charade in trying to see if I would come out an play and have hundreds of people insult me because the hypothetical would sound too unreal for the lion to win,...He hates the fact that I back the lion most of the time, and i do it with class, not to mention made himself look stupid since it back fired and more people are insulting him an not me lol.

To bad for him, stacking up the scenario he put cant possibly have the out come he wanted, because no where in history has goirllas show cooperation in fighting off a single predator or just animal, they would rather turn against them selves...since this tard put all males, even there was a head hancho, the others would still fight for rank, the lion would just kick it and let them kill each other off, and kill a few if any comes up to him. Since...

-The lion is stronger
-The lion is bigger, larger and heaviver on average and at max
-The lion is faster in dexterity, agility and pure speed
-The lion has knowledge in killing and is a expert at it
-Supreme acrobatics, Jump 10 feet high, climb trees fairly well
-The lion is more durable (Mane)
-The lion is more agressive and fights more often=More fighting experince
-The lion can kill animals that dwarf the gorilla
-The lion has a harder bite and bigger cainines toppled with a larger skull
-Claws that are retractable


All the hear say about gorilla power is complete bullshit with no proof, they dont have 10x the strength of man like mostly every Kong fan wishes, they are only slightly stronger than a strong man, 10x would be absurd, take the facts of strong men competitions (The ones who fly kegs over there heads) the comp's have men squating a 1,000 pounds; if the gorilla could be 10x stronger that would be 10 x 1,000=Gorilla can lift 10,000 pounds, the size of a school bus. XD XD Yeah right. Not even 3 x which would be only 3,000 pounds the weight of a average size truck, so what people are suggesting is that if I was to lower a truck using a crane, onto a gorillas back, would he be able to support the weight?

The gorilla would be splattered.

Gorillas are 2x stronger than a strong man at best, and thats being generous since I dought a gorilla can throw a harley davidson bike clear over his head, which is only 1,200 pounds or so.

They hardly fight as much as lions; if so, match all the 100s of videos of lions fighting on youtube, and abstracts, books, and anecdotes...yet theres hardly any proof of gorillas fighting on video or any other form of evidence, and when they do fight its never how most people in-vision a Kong-like ape would fight, they look rather stupid and un-experinced in breaking anything.

The gorillas wouldn't banned up to fight the lion, or else gorillas would have been documented tearing leopards to shreds any time a leopard raids and decimates a gorilla village, or any other animal in fact...the lion against these 10 gorillas in a everland korea type enviorment would just day by day the lion will have a good food source for a month of fresh ape meat to get fat from.

I think you're taking this shit far too seriously but I gotta hand it to you, you put up a hell of an argument. :thumbsup:

LOL

 

[Silver Prime]

I think you're taking this shit far too seriously but I gotta hand it to you, you put up a hell of an argument. :thumbsup:

LOL

lol Nah, its just the basics...No biggie.

 

[BudAshes]

lol Nah, its just the basics...No biggie.

aww he's blushing.

 

[moonbogg]

I think one gorilla has a good chance against a lion. Gorillas are absurdly strong and very aggressive, but lions are so fast and they have those claws...hmm, maybe two gorillas would do it, but 10 is extreme overkill.