see! that's how it's done! Things that actually happen because the world knows, based on all observable evidence, that these things actually happened! That's what makes it so funny!
(note to conservatives: this is what we keep trying to explain. humor is best when couched in actual known truths about ideas and people. especially when you want to dig on people, which is always fine, just make sure it is actually true,--meaning neither personal prejudice or just fantasy. stereotyping isn't really prejudice in the same way, it can sometimes be funny, but it always, and all things, have to have some core truth. which is what this joke has. It's important to understand that we know this is exactly how Donald Trump does everything in his life, and this is what he is doing with documents, because he and his staff of already admitted to all of this behavior in business, life, and OFFICE, in all of their capacities. These are all actual truths because we know that they have this capability and have
wielded it. The last bit of that is the important part: the wielding. it's what makes the funny)