OT: Only me

[TAandy]

I know it's a DC forum, but does anyone else think that all "DC" is a bit boring??
Two pints of vodka squirted straight from the cow to the lucky winner;
See disclaimer!!

Edit:
Sh!t. I didn't write one :Q
Ok, If you find the cow, where is it????????????
Who the hell cares about the disclaimer???

 

[petrusbroder]

Cheers, Andy, Here is one of the pints! :sun: :beer: a full beer jug full of vodka!

 

[Soggysocks]

This should keep you occupied for a while
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

Oh and DC is not boring.....just currently mis-directed

 

[TAandy]

Cheers Petrus, thanks Soggy, you're right, it's not boring, but it can be reading about it all the time

 

[TAandy]

Woo- hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girls Aloud
drool

 

[RaySun2Be]

LOL! Vodka from a cow, that's a new one on me! :Q

That would be a heck of a modification though!

Cheers & Beers! :beer:

TGIF!

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

Don't mind me butting in with a quick question... does that cow do milk and Kahlua as well?

 

[Hurricane Andrew]

Vodka from a cow? Almost enough to turn me into a farmer...

 

[Spacehead]

Originally posted by: TAandy
Woo- hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girls Aloud
drool

/furiously clicks smiley



re: the vodka cow..... genetic engineering anyone?

 

[Wolfsraider]

Originally posted by: Spacehead

Originally posted by: TAandy
Woo- hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girls Aloud
drool

/furiously clicks smiley



re: the vodka cow..... genetic engineering anyone?

I have had 4 Smirnoff wild grape drinks tonight

I love vodka, but I usually stay away from it but these lil buggers are deliceous MMMMM

I remember when I played quarters every weekend with fifths, 4 drinks now and its almost bedtime lol

 

[Hurricane Andrew]

Originally posted by: Wolfsraider

Originally posted by: Spacehead

Originally posted by: TAandy
Woo- hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girls Aloud
drool

/furiously clicks smiley



re: the vodka cow..... genetic engineering anyone?

I have had 4 Smirnoff wild grape drinks tonight

I love vodka, but I usually stay away from it but these lil buggers are deliceous MMMMM

I remember when I played quarters every weekend with fifths, 4 drinks now and its almost bedtime lol

Almost?

Geeze, we must be getting old....

 

[networkman]

Cows producing vodka? Hmm.. that somehow seems familiar from the RC5 days..

 

[Zim Hosein]

I want to know where the cow is too!

Cheers TAandy :beer:

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
I want to know where the cow is too!

Cheers TAandy :beer:

The vodka cow must be the result of a new protein folding thingy. DC wins again!

 

[petrusbroder]

Originally posted by: Hurricane Andrew

Originally posted by: Wolfsraider

Originally posted by: Spacehead

Originally posted by: TAandy
Woo- hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girls Aloud
drool

/furiously clicks smiley



re: the vodka cow..... genetic engineering anyone?

I have had 4 Smirnoff wild grape drinks tonight

I love vodka, but I usually stay away from it but these lil buggers are deliceous MMMMM

I remember when I played quarters every weekend with fifths, 4 drinks now and its almost bedtime lol

Almost?

Geeze, we must be getting old....

Genetic engeneering ... hmmm. :frown:
The vodka part (getting a biological entity to produce alcohol at the concentration) may be a big advancement - and is quite possible. It is much harder to produce (genetically) any udder that may hold a product with 40% (v/v) alcohol, considering that ethanol at that concentration solves all lipids, most carbohydrates and coagulates all proteins (if it is around long enough). In the stomach the stuff gets diluted very quickly and still does harm to the tissues ... :brokenheart:

A vodka-pissing cow (that is continuously producing) needs some container for the vodka.

On the other hand: who wants body warm vodka - that is a much more serious question! The marketing implications is very serious ... and building biological refrigaration into a cow udder may be the really hard problem: what to do with the excess heat: the heat generated by the cow, by the alcohol-generating processes and by the refrigeration of the vodka containing organs? Probably som kind of cooling device - fans (like elephant's ears) over a richly vasculated and folded organ? :disgust: Oh: get out the CPU-cooler (Now we are on-topic again - oops this DC not hardware!)

On the third hand (talking about genetic engineering! ) this cow would be the ideal house hold pet: makes vodka for the father, heat for the house, milk for the kid and - if you make it with long and fast growing pelt - wool for the wife! :beer:

Everybody happy? - not the feminists: vodka for the wife, milk for the kid, wool to be pulled over the man's head and heat for the house. :wine:

 

[petrusbroder]

Talkíng about gir ... hmmmm.
Consider some other implications: a cow is persued by a bull, she does not care for his advancements, uses the 40% alcohol as a weapon to squirt into his face ....

 

[petrusbroder]

Am I getting my post count up?

NEF!

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Originally posted by: petrusbroder

Originally posted by: Hurricane Andrew

Originally posted by: Wolfsraider

Originally posted by: Spacehead

Originally posted by: TAandy
Woo- hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girls Aloud
drool

/furiously clicks smiley



re: the vodka cow..... genetic engineering anyone?

I have had 4 Smirnoff wild grape drinks tonight

I love vodka, but I usually stay away from it but these lil buggers are deliceous MMMMM

I remember when I played quarters every weekend with fifths, 4 drinks now and its almost bedtime lol

Almost?

Geeze, we must be getting old....

Genetic engeneering ... hmmm. :frown:
The vodka part (getting a biological entity to produce alcohol at the concentration) may be a big advancement - and is quite possible. It is much harder to produce (genetically) any udder that may hold a product with 40% (v/v) alcohol, considering that ethanol at that concentration solves all lipids, most carbohydrates and coagulates all proteins (if it is around long enough). In the stomach the stuff gets diluted very quickly and still does harm to the tissues ... :brokenheart:

A vodka-pissing cow (that is continuously producing) needs some container for the vodka.

On the other hand: who wants body warm vodka - that is a much more serious question! The marketing implications is very serious ... and building biological refrigaration into a cow udder may be the really hard problem: what to do with the excess heat: the heat generated by the cow, by the alcohol-generating processes and by the refrigeration of the vodka containing organs? Probably som kind of cooling device - fans (like elephant's ears) over a richly vasculated and folded organ? :disgust: Oh: get out the CPU-cooler (Now we are on-topic again - oops this DC not hardware!)

On the third hand (talking about genetic engineering! ) this cow would be the ideal house hold pet: makes vodka for the father, heat for the house, milk for the kid and - if you make it with long and fast growing pelt - wool for the wife! :beer:

Everybody happy? - not the feminists: vodka for the wife, milk for the kid, wool to be pulled over the man's head and heat for the house. :wine:

I'm saving that spiel. It's a shame it's too long for a signature.
:applause; :standing ovation;

EDIT: For the issues at hand to make this possible--think we could turn it over to 'Highly Technical', and let them figure it out??

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Originally posted by: petrusbroder
Talkíng about gir ... hmmmm.
Consider some other implications: a cow is persued by a bull, she does not care for his advancements, uses the 40% alcohol as a weapon to squirt into his face ....

Wouldn't that be alcohol abuse, or atleast a party foul?

No, here the question I'm wondering. If people drink warm milk to help them sleep, how are cows awake at all? Anyone know a cows internet body temperature???

 

[petrusbroder]

Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo

Originally posted by: petrusbroder
Talkíng about gir ... hmmmm.
Consider some other implications: a cow is persued by a bull, she does not care for his advancements, uses the 40% alcohol as a weapon to squirt into his face ....

Wouldn't that be alcohol abuse, or atleast a party foul?

No, here the question I'm wondering. If people drink warm milk to help them sleep, how are cows awake at all? Anyone know a cows internet body temperature???

In war and love - of course it is alcohol abuse --- staying awake is no problem - at least for me: never ever has warm milk put me to sleep. Nor my kids, nor anyone I know. It is the honey added to the milk which does it - so why dilute it with milk?

The body temp of the cow - when measured inside the body is about 38 degrees C, the udder however is much cooler - about 24 - 28 degrees C.

The cow's

internet body temperature

I do not know, but could it be 96.104.37.39?

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Originally posted by: petrusbroder

Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo

Originally posted by: petrusbroder
Talkíng about gir ... hmmmm.
Consider some other implications: a cow is persued by a bull, she does not care for his advancements, uses the 40% alcohol as a weapon to squirt into his face ....

Wouldn't that be alcohol abuse, or atleast a party foul?

No, here the question I'm wondering. If people drink warm milk to help them sleep, how are cows awake at all? Anyone know a cows internet body temperature???

In war and love - of course it is alcohol abuse --- staying awake is no problem - at least for me: never ever has warm milk put me to sleep. Nor my kids, nor anyone I know. It is the honey added to the milk which does it - so why dilute it with milk?

The body temp of the cow - when measured inside the body is about 38 degrees C, the udder however is much cooler - about 24 - 28 degrees C.

The cow's

internet body temperature

I do not know, but could it be 96.104.37.39?

LOL. That's an interesting Freudian slip.

 

[RaySun2Be]

FullMetal, I just read the quote in your sig:

quoted from my wife
"Fix the internet so I can play Guild Wars, and I'll have sex with you"[q/]
Wow, she's a keeper!

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Originally posted by: RaySun2Be
FullMetal, I just read the quote in your sig:

quoted from my wife
"Fix the internet so I can play Guild Wars, and I'll have sex with you"

Wow, she's a keeper!

Yea. Plus I've already married her. Internet was insanely slow though. Speaking of which, she was playing GW tonight. Hmmm....

 

[RaySun2Be]

 

[TAandy]

Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo

Originally posted by: RaySun2Be
FullMetal, I just read the quote in your sig:

quoted from my wife
"Fix the internet so I can play Guild Wars, and I'll have sex with you"

Wow, she's a keeper!

Yea. Plus I've already married her. Internet was insanely slow though. Speaking of which, she was playing GW tonight. Hmmm....

LMAO!!!