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Originally posted by: TAandy
Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
Originally posted by: RaySun2Be
FullMetal, I just read the quote in your sig:
quoted from my wife
"Fix the internet so I can play Guild Wars, and I'll have sex with you"
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Wow, she's a keeper!

😀
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Yea. Plus I've already married her. 🙂 Internet was insanely slow though. Speaking of which, she was playing GW tonight. Hmmm.... 😀
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LMAO!!! 😀 😀 😀
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I edited my sig a bit. Thought it might be a bit funnier and intriquing that way. 🙂
 
ROTFLMAO

Makes me remember. While my wife lived she was exactly the same way.
That is why it is so hard to finde a new with a similar attitude to life (not anly to comps ...) 🙂
If you do not know what I am talking about, read my profile in seti@home-BOINC.
 
Originally posted by: petrusbroder
ROTFLMAO

Makes me remember. While my wife lived she was exactly the same way.
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🙁

Continuation of post by: petrusbroder
If you do not know what I am talking about, read my profile in seti@home-BOINC.
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Hmmm. Will look for that later when internet is faster. 🙂


 
Andy and everyone.....

Your Friday..... Just made mySunday!

LMAO

😀

(I want one of Andy's cows and one of FMC's Wives)

-Sid
 
🙂 Do you think it would be beneficial to the creation process if we used a Russian cow? Do they have cows in Russia?
 
Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
🙂 Do you think it would be beneficial to the creation process if we used a Russian cow? Do they have cows in Russia?
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Very good idea! Especially those bowines (pun intended 🙂 ) which were generated just after Chairman Michail Gorbatchow prohibited the "traditional" production of Vodka. The Russian Academy of Genetic Engeineering (RAGE) developed a VodCaw. Unfortunately the bulls produced better vodka - the cows produced large volumes but with a slight taste of milk.

It did not become a hit for all - bodywarm milk tasting vodka? ... 😉
 
LOL, "bowines"... my math professor is Russian, so we learn about "wectors," "wolumes," and more. At least he's easy to understand... some accents are so thick that they are almost to make out. Oh, we also get a chuckle from an Asian TA/GI who tests us on physical concepts such as "axeration." :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: petrusbroder
Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
🙂 Do you think it would be beneficial to the creation process if we used a Russian cow? Do they have cows in Russia?
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Very good idea! Especially those bowines (pun intended 🙂 ) which were generated just after Chairman Michail Gorbatchow prohibited the "traditional" production of Vodka. The Russian Academy of Genetic Engeineering (RAGE) developed a VodCaw. Unfortunately the bulls produced better vodka - the cows produced large volumes but with a slight taste of milk.

It did not become a hit for all - bodywarm milk tasting vodka? ... 😉
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Using bulls is fine and dandy, but never drink the White Russian (oh what a pun there) from a happy Vodka Bull. Because no one put the heavy cream in him. That means something got mixed when he got happy. Don't drink it. 😀
 
To get heavy cream you just have to shake the cow in a gentle rocking motion. Be care not to shake it too much tho or you will end up with butter instead of heavy cream.
 
Originally posted by: Freewolf
To get heavy cream you just have to shake the cow in a gentle rocking motion. Be care not to shake it too much tho or you will end up with butter instead of heavy cream.
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Brown cream ????????? :disgust:
Yuck!!
 
Originally posted by: TAandy
Originally posted by: Freewolf
To get heavy cream you just have to shake the cow in a gentle rocking motion. Be care not to shake it too much tho or you will end up with butter instead of heavy cream.
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Brown cream ????????? :disgust:
Yuck!!
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This is exactly why I stick to :beer:

And no I WON'T believe the cow can make that too.....

I KNOW what THAT is! 😛

-Sid
 
You know what, I have this mad urge to go out into the nearest field with cows in it, to.................
 
yeah, that should make some great localk headlines 😛

when i was younger, alot younger, the local weekly rag started a new column based on me called "Bizzare Report of the Week", page 3 even, lol.

i wasn't long for that town 😛
 
lmao, i should have been more clear. although there are some in the area, no farms nor the animals residing there, were involved :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: rise4310
lmao, i should have been more clear. although there are some in the area, no farms nor the animals residing there, were involved :laugh:
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This could get interesting, so what WAS involved exactly?????????
A tin of prawns, a wet cabbage??
No farms or animals residing, what about the hobo's, the farmers for gods sake man!!!!!!!
 
Originally posted by: Insidious
My money is on...........


GERBILS!



(EEEEEEEeeeeW)
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I've got a funny feeling Hobo's will come up.
No sexual connotations there mind you 😛
 
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