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OMGWTFBBQ!! UPDATE: YAGT: How to tell GF she's gained weight

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Originally posted by: Alkesh
OMFG, i tried to be gentle and i'm still pwned!!!! fvck. I'll be right back have to make sure my golf stuff isn't getting broken.
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waiting for more juicy updates
 
Originally posted by: Alkesh
OMFG, i tried to be gentle and i'm still pwned!!!! fvck. I'll be right back have to make sure my golf stuff isn't getting broken.
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dude, there isn't anyway around it.

It's literally like saying 'your dick is too small'

only difference is she can change her disease.
 
Originally posted by: Alkesh
OMFG, i tried to be gentle and i'm still pwned!!!! fvck. I'll be right back have to make sure my golf stuff isn't getting broken.
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Silly you, you expected a woman to be reasonable.
 
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: Alkesh
OMFG, i tried to be gentle and i'm still pwned!!!! fvck. I'll be right back have to make sure my golf stuff isn't getting broken.
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dude, there isn't anyway around it.

It's literally like saying 'your dick is too small'

only difference is she can change her disease.
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Edit: missed the last line on first read. 😱
 
Originally posted by: Alkesh
OMFG, i tried to be gentle and i'm still pwned!!!! fvck. I'll be right back have to make sure my golf stuff isn't getting broken.
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LOLOLOL give us the play by play.
 
I didn't read the whole thread, but my advice is to sit down with her and explain that you are worried about her, and if she gains more weight it can become a major health problem, and, as you sobbingly look into her beautiful eyes, explain that her disregard towards her physical features make you feel that she isn't doing all that she can to make you happy, as I am sure you are doing all you can to make her feel like you really love her and are trying to make yourself as physically attractive to her as you can. If this does not work, give her some horny pills and you can help her lose some weight. All night long. And into the morning. Maybe skip lunch if you still have the munchies 😉

This is worth it as a second chance too.
 
Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
hahahahah i wanna know what he said to her
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*takes a hot dog and a loaf of bread*

*gestures hotdog as himself, bread as gf*

*cuts slit into loaf of bread*

*loses hot dog*
 
Originally posted by: Alkesh
ARGH, my stuff is all over the place, she just locked herself inside the bedroom.
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Oh wow, you didn't take my advice, did you? I guess I was too late. You might want to make sure there aren't any sharp objects in that room, or weapons of any sort.
 
Originally posted by: Alkesh
ARGH, my stuff is all over the place, she just locked herself inside the bedroom.
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Dump her.

She's immature. Notice how women are told to never tolerate a man that destroys things when angry but men are expected to tolerate that crap from women? No woman breaks my stuff like that.
 
Originally posted by: Rudee
Buy her a case of Slimfast shakes for a Christmas and tell her it's from Santa Claus.
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Yeah, right... Do that, and you'll get hit with a Slimfast can upside the head!

Come on guys, you gotta be more subtle than that! Get her a nice dress or a pair of jeans for Christmas, and make sure that they're one size too small for her. Make sure to "accidently lose" the return receipt, too, and then occassionally ask her why she hasn't worn that new outfit you got her yet.

If she has any self-respect for her appearance at all, she'll get in shape enough to get into the clothes that you get her by February. Just in time for your Valentine's Day gift.. 😉
 
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