OMGWTFBBQ!! UPDATE: YAGT: How to tell GF she's gained weight

[Alkesh]

Suggestions?

Edit: She went from Eva Longoria to Rosie O' Donnell

Edit2: I am not fat. I am athletic. and no preggers.

Update: She has turned down the offer to join me on my weekly runs.

Update2: I think its all over now. If she refuses to change then there's nothing i can do.

Update3: OMFG All the food is gone!!!!! I just came back to the apartment and all the food in the place has been cleaned out. WTF!!!!

 

[The Godfather]

Divorce

 

[hypn0tik]

Lol.

 

[Tylanner]

lol seems a bit fcking late to me

 

[God On Alcohol]

give her diet pills as a christmas present

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: Tylanner
lol seems a bit fcking late to me

QFT.

 

[Bozono]

Originally posted by: Tylanner
lol seems a bit fcking late to me

:thumbsup:

 

[QurazyQuisp]

Pics?

 

[Leper Messiah]

tell her that you're going to start an exercise routine, and ask her to join with you. If she doesn't get the clue from that, she's stupid and you should get rid of her anyways.

 

[Alkesh]

Well its never too late given enough work and proper diet.

 

[shortspanishguy]

slip ephedra, caffeine, and aspirin into her ice cream. That will do the trick.

 

[imported_Bassmaster]

Tell her she's fat.



Then let us know how it goes.

 

[spidey07]

I'm concerned about your weight and I am no longer attracted to you.

Lose it or we're done.

 

[Montano]

Preggers ??

 

[fleshconsumed]

Originally posted by: QurazyQuisp
Pics before?

Fixed.

 

[shortspanishguy]

Originally posted by: QurazyQuisp
Pics?

Make sure they are downsized

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Originally posted by: Alkesh
Suggestions?

Edit: She went from Eva Longoria to Rosie O' Donnell

Show her this thread.

 

[BriGy86]

have you gained weight?

and is there any reason she may have? other than just eating crappy food?

 

[AznAnarchy99]

Originally posted by: AnonymouseUser

Originally posted by: Alkesh
Suggestions?

Edit: She went from Eva Longoria to Rosie O' Donnell

Show her this thread.

lol email her the link to this thread when you are at least 100 miles away

 

[The Godfather]

"Oh, i'm spoken for now, therefor i will stuff myself with Lay's chips cause i know this relationship will last and he will love me no matter what"

 

[randomlinh]

ouch, that's rough

 

Tell her you don't want her sex anymore....

but her left thigh is hot.

 

[Alkesh]

Originally posted by: Montano
Preggers ??

No. I haven't tapped it for a while as you can understand.

 

[Al Neri]

before after pics?

 

[dawnbug]

Originally posted by: Leper Messiah
tell her that you're going to start an exercise routine, and ask her to join with you. If she doesn't get the clue from that, she's stupid and you should get rid of her anyways.

Starting your own exercise routine and asking her to join is a really good idea. Otherwise, another idea for letting her know nicely that you're not as attracted to her as you were before is to look through some old pictures and mention how good she looked before. I'm sure she's noticed that she's gained weight, but she probably doesn't know that it's bothering you.

Also, most people don't gain weight quickly unless there's something else going on? Is she under a lot of stress? Pregnant? Has there been a major lifestyle change? Or is she just comfortable in your relationship now and doesn't feel like she needs to stay thin to keep you happy?