omfg I am going to fvcking die

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Isshinryu
You're a very dramatic person.

Same thought, just woulda put it a different way.

I am. I also have respectable writing skills. I like to put my readers right into the action.

haha -DOH don't make me laugh

>_<

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: jjones
lol, you're scared of girls.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: ThePresence
Pwned.

By a mailbox.

haha

 

[Shockwave]

Firebomb the car. Then she wont have a car anymore.
And yes, I'm a HUGE fan of firebombing cars.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Shockwave
Firebomb the car. Then she wont have a car anymore.
And yes, I'm a HUGE fan of firebombing cars.

Thermite reaction through the hood... over the engine block. :Q

 

[SickBeast]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
Pwned.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Trey22
What really sux is that bruised ribs usually hurt more than broken ones. I've done both.

Dude, seriously? I don't have the money for x-rays. What's the difference? My right side is swolen maybe an inch or so thick, but there's no signs of bruising on the skin (broken blood vessels). It hurts move. It hurts to fvcking breathe. A laugh is usually followed by a whince very quickly after. Sneezing (i have allergies) makes my life hell. If I move just right, I can feel the rib almost move in and out of place.

How can I tell the difference?

 

[brigden]

Holy sh!t, you're a loser.

 

[MechJinx]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Alcohol and martial arts sparing don't mix

hehe, just like when my best friend and I decided to bare knuckle box. It wasn't a smart thing to do but we did it anyway. My wrist is still messed up to this day from a mis-landed blow. I hear your pain, FFMCobalt.

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: andrewjm
too much reading

Cliffs Notes:

Got his ass kicked in the front yard a couple days ago. Bruised a rib
Some bitch in a car today scared him so he ran into his mailbox and hit same rib.

bah my cliff notes is much more compact

 

[imported_Strang]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
I am. I'm also have respectable writing skills.

Well, that's readily apparent.

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: Isshinryu
You're a very dramatic person.

Same thought, just woulda put it a different way.

I am. I'm also have respectable writing skills. I like to put my readers right into the action.

haha -DOH don't make me laugh

>_<

ha ha!
pwned by your own hubris!

no, im just kidding.
heal up a bit, buddy. you'll be fine.
gives you an excuse to lounge around the yard sipping on some beer.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Shockwave
Firebomb the car. Then she wont have a car anymore.
And yes, I'm a HUGE fan of firebombing cars.

The cops combed the neighborhood for them. We gave them a description of the car and the girls, as much as we could pick out that quickly. The response from the police after combing the neighborhood? "We ain't found sh|t" :laugh: DOH >_<

 

[mugs]

Man, that girl must have been laughing when she saw you run into your mailbox

Sorry.

 

[So]

Start carrying an RPG whenever you go to get the mail. Next time you'll teach those damn kids...next time. :evil:

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: mugs
Man, that girl must have been laughing when she saw you run into your mailbox

Sorry.

Don't be sorry. I bet she was too. I would have run off the road laughing my ass off if I were her and I saw it happen!

 

[dquan97]

karma coming back to get you?

 

[Spooner]

Good. It's too bad you didn't break your hands to get you out of this place.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: So
Start carrying an RPG whenever you go to get the mail. Next time you'll teach those damn kids...next time. :evil:

Not a bad idea. Or maybe I'll just carry my wagasashi and go seppuku before those bitches can get me!

 

[So]

Wow spooner....you're bitter. We know that FFM likes to get into flamewars. Just shrug it off. Be the better man and you'll get more respect that him.

Sit back and have a :beer:

 

[Spooner]

Originally posted by: So
Wow spooner....you're bitter. We know that FFM likes to get into flamewars. Just shrug it off. Be the better man and you'll get more respect that him.

Sit back and have a :beer:

Hahahah.. thread crap galore!!!!

crap crap crap

 

[So]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: So
Start carrying an RPG whenever you go to get the mail. Next time you'll teach those damn kids...next time. :evil:

Not a bad idea. Or maybe I'll just carry my wagasashi and go seppuku before those bitches can get me!

Nah, take em with you. You know the flmaing hulk of their car will get you anyway, might as well go out with a bang.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Trey22
What really sux is that bruised ribs usually hurt more than broken ones. I've done both.

Dude, seriously? I don't have the money for x-rays. What's the difference? My right side is swolen maybe an inch or so thick

How can you tell?

 

[User1001]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Trey22
What really sux is that bruised ribs usually hurt more than broken ones. I've done both.

Dude, seriously? I don't have the money for x-rays. What's the difference? My right side is swolen maybe an inch or so thick, but there's no signs of bruising on the skin (broken blood vessels). It hurts move. It hurts to fvcking breathe. A laugh is usually followed by a whince very quickly after. Sneezing (i have allergies) makes my life hell. If I move just right, I can feel the rib almost move in and out of place.

How can I tell the difference?

Dude I'd get it checked out. Depending which rib it is it can be a problem. Google it for more info.

 

[BluBelle]

OUCH! Im sorry. You better get that checked out. Hope you feel better Nik.