omfg I am going to fvcking die

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: So
Start carrying an RPG whenever you go to get the mail. Next time you'll teach those damn kids...next time. :evil:

Not a bad idea. Or maybe I'll just carry my wagasashi and go seppuku before those bitches can get me!

you mean a wakazashi?

 

[NickelTitanium]

wah wah, my pvssy hurts!

 

[SuperPickle]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Trey22
What really sux is that bruised ribs usually hurt more than broken ones. I've done both.

Dude, seriously? I don't have the money for x-rays. What's the difference? My right side is swolen maybe an inch or so thick, but there's no signs of bruising on the skin (broken blood vessels). It hurts move. It hurts to fvcking breathe. A laugh is usually followed by a whince very quickly after. Sneezing (i have allergies) makes my life hell. If I move just right, I can feel the rib almost move in and out of place.

How can I tell the difference?

I too have bruised and broken ribs and saying one hurts more than the other is like saying it hurts more to stub your toe than it does to drop something heavy on it. Both scenarios suck (I empathise with your pain). There isn't a hell of a lot anyone can do about broken ribs. You'll just have to take it easy for a few weeks.

Rule of thumb: if it hurts, stop doing it.
2nd rule of thumb: liquor stores sell pain meds en masse

 

[glen]

Caltrops

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Trey22
What really sux is that bruised ribs usually hurt more than broken ones. I've done both.

Dude, seriously? I don't have the money for x-rays. What's the difference? My right side is swolen maybe an inch or so thick

How can you tell?

lol you fvck.

 

[Nitemare]

:camera:?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: jntdesign

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: So
Start carrying an RPG whenever you go to get the mail. Next time you'll teach those damn kids...next time. :evil:

Not a bad idea. Or maybe I'll just carry my wagasashi and go seppuku before those bitches can get me!

you mean a wakazashi?

I don't know how to spell it. I only know how to use it.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: glen
Caltrops

Word

Oh, to have a picture at the moment of impact with the mailbox. I imagine it'd be priceless.

 

[Atomicus]

Go get an X-ray ASAP

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: User1001

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Trey22
What really sux is that bruised ribs usually hurt more than broken ones. I've done both.

Dude, seriously? I don't have the money for x-rays. What's the difference? My right side is swolen maybe an inch or so thick, but there's no signs of bruising on the skin (broken blood vessels). It hurts move. It hurts to fvcking breathe. A laugh is usually followed by a whince very quickly after. Sneezing (i have allergies) makes my life hell. If I move just right, I can feel the rib almost move in and out of place.

How can I tell the difference?

Dude I'd get it checked out. Depending which rib it is it can be a problem. Google it for more info.

It's the lowest rib on the right. I'm looking, but I don't know what I'm looking for...

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
:camera:?

Text

 

[Trey22]

Originally posted by: So
Wow spooner....you're bitter. We know that FFM likes to get into flamewars. Just shrug it off. Be the better man and you'll get more respect that him.

Sit back and have a :beer:

Mmmmmmmmmmmm :beer: !!!

Damn, why did you have to mention beer during work hours... now I have to take a break and walk down to the quickie mart!

 

[mitchafi]

I once ran straight into a concrete mailbox (big ugly thing, no idea why they make everyone in our community have the same one) when I was playing football in the street and I was out cold for a good 5 minutes.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: glen
Caltrops

Word

Oh, to have a picture at the moment of impact with the mailbox. I imagine it'd be priceless.

What do caltrops have to do with this?

<edit>

OH, right. I always thought of them as a martial arts weapon -I forgot about the practical applications.

 

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Nitemare
:camera:?

Text

that made me hungry
time to get some coals ready!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: andrewjm
too much reading

Then get the hell out of the thread and don't fvcking post :|

don't hate
it sucks

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

BWAHHAHAHAHHA

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: andrewjm
too much reading

Then get the hell out of the thread and don't fvcking post :|

don't hate
it sucks

Actually, hate is quite the motivation.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: andrewjm
too much reading

Then get the hell out of the thread and don't fvcking post :|

don't hate
it sucks

Actually, hate is quite the motivation.

motivation for what?

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: andrewjm
too much reading

Then get the hell out of the thread and don't fvcking post :|

don't hate
it sucks

Actually, hate is quite the motivation.

motivation for what?

motivation to do the safety dance! You can dance if you want to! You can leave your friends behind!!!

 

[Turkish]

Topic Title: omfg I am going to fvcking die

Thank God!

 

[nan0bug]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Trey22
What really sux is that bruised ribs usually hurt more than broken ones. I've done both.

Dude, seriously? I don't have the money for x-rays. What's the difference? My right side is swolen maybe an inch or so thick, but there's no signs of bruising on the skin (broken blood vessels). It hurts move. It hurts to fvcking breathe. A laugh is usually followed by a whince very quickly after. Sneezing (i have allergies) makes my life hell. If I move just right, I can feel the rib almost move in and out of place.

How can I tell the difference?

It really doesn't matter. These days they don't do much of anything for a broken rib except give you painkillers. Go on one of those online pharmacys and get some percodans or vicodin or something.

 

[JJWalker]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: andrewjm
too much reading

Then get the hell out of the thread and don't fvcking post :|

don't hate
it sucks

Actually, hate is quite the motivation.

motivation for what?

Motivation to eat, apparently.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Go to the hospital now! If you dont have health insurance go to the county hospital. Why risk it? Let a doctor look at it.

Good luck.:thumbsup:

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: JJWalker

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: andrewjm
too much reading

Then get the hell out of the thread and don't fvcking post :|

don't hate
it sucks

Actually, hate is quite the motivation.

motivation for what?

Motivation to eat, apparently.

pwned.