OkCupid: Take this test about you and love! Accurate!!

Toggle sidebar Toggle sidebar
B

BillyBatson

Diamond Member
May 13, 2001
5,715
1
0
I came across this test last night through a friends AIM profile and decided to try it out of boredom and was very suprised at the results!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are very accurate! I have had 3 friends take the test since (2 female, 1 male) and they all agree it is very accurate!!!!!!
Take the test!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I came up as a Manchild :( and have already taken steps to change that.

Also you can meet ppl ont he site like a regular dating place but contact anyone you want for free.

TAKE THIS TEST!!!!! AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU FOUND IT ACCURATE! IF NOT MAKE SURE IT IS NOT CUZ YOU DISAGREE WITHT HE RESULTS LOL
 
T

ThisIsMatt

Banned
Aug 4, 2000
11,820
1
0
Originally posted by: BillyBatson
I came across this test last night through a friends AIM profile and decided to try it out of boredom and was very suprised at the results!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are very accurate! I have had 3 friends take the test since (2 female, 1 male) and they all agree it is very accurate!!!!!!
Take the test!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I came up as a Manchild :( and have already taken steps to change that.

Also you can meet ppl ont he site like a regular dating place but contact anyone you want for free.

<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://okcupid.com/oktest?<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="</a>TAKE">http://okcupid.com/oktest?">TAKE">[L=http://okcupid.com/oktest?[L=</a>TAKE[/url]</a>"></a>TAKE</a> THIS TEST AND TELL ME IF YOU FOUND IT ACCURATE! AND IF YOU DIDN'T MAKE SURE IT ISN'T CUZ YOU DISAGREE WITH THE RESULTS LMFAO</a>
Click to expand...
<Nominates for best link of the year award>
 
P

Pepsi90919

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
25,162
1
81
Your results are in!



The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)


Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.


Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.




ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet




** 110% Accurate! (-10% Inaccurate!) You can forward this to friends or link to it from web pages.

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGLD&amp;g=1&amp;o=1&amp;h=175

To log in and see your MATCHES, visit the front page.


Log in!






OkCupid. © 2004.
Privacy Policy Terms and Conditions
 
Chaotic42

Chaotic42

Lifer
Jun 15, 2001
34,600
1,760
126
Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.

Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.

Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.
 
M

MrAwesome

Senior member
Aug 31, 2003
914
0
0
I got Last Man on Earth. Hahaha. This just confirmed that I'm a big horndog and scumbag.
 
B

BatmanNate

Lifer
Jul 12, 2000
12,444
2
81
The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach
 
P

PCTweaker5

Banned
Jun 5, 2003
2,810
0
0
I was the Pool Boy! I love that site though and am very... sh*t whats the word, oh well I signed up and Im gonna get married to somebody on there!!!!!11!!!!!!!1!11
 
G

gopunk

Lifer
Jul 7, 2001
29,239
2
0
The Mixed Messenger
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDm)


Just...take...the...f*ing...flower...darling. The Mixed Messenger apologizes again.

You're looking for love, but you'll always maintain your independence. You're prepared for a real commitment, but it's also likely that you're ambitious, which creates a certain romantic tension and ambivalence within you. So although you can be very affectionate to someone, you are also capable of pulling some dubious sh*t.

In a relationship, you're usually the emotional leader. With your friends, you're a little bit more part of the pack. You're well-liked but you're not the uninhibited type, so the spotlight's often on someone else. In both social and romantic situations, however, you almost always get what you want. Influencing people is something you do very well.
Click to expand...

pretty true, especially the part about tension between commitment and ambition.
 
T

tommigsr

Platinum Member
May 8, 2001
2,219
0
71
Originally posted by: gopunk
The Mixed Messenger
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDm)


Just...take...the...f*ing...flower...darling. The Mixed Messenger apologizes again.

You're looking for love, but you'll always maintain your independence. You're prepared for a real commitment, but it's also likely that you're ambitious, which creates a certain romantic tension and ambivalence within you. So although you can be very affectionate to someone, you are also capable of pulling some dubious sh*t.

In a relationship, you're usually the emotional leader. With your friends, you're a little bit more part of the pack. You're well-liked but you're not the uninhibited type, so the spotlight's often on someone else. In both social and romantic situations, however, you almost always get what you want. Influencing people is something you do very well.
Click to expand...

pretty true, especially the part about tension between commitment and ambition.
Click to expand...


haha you got the same exact outcome i got. :D
 
TallBill

TallBill

Lifer
Apr 29, 2001
46,017
62
91
The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)


Sh1t, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.

Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.

We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny ah heck, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.

To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dik somewhere down the line and fvck it all up.


Your exact opposite:
The Gentleman

Deliberate Gentle Love Master

There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your sh1t hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Sonnet

CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, The Nymph

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
 
Nebor

Nebor

Lifer
Jun 24, 2003
29,582
12
76
The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMm)


Don't ever marry, you're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.

The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need.

Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely
Your exact opposite:
The Slow Dancer

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer

you're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.

For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.


-------------------------------------------

Sweet Jesus.
 
SmoochyTX

SmoochyTX

Lifer
Apr 19, 2003
13,615
0
0
I'm Half-Cocked.

;)

Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDf)

Fiery. Hungry. Blatant. Sexual. Christ. You are Half-Cocked.

There's a lot of wild lust inside you, banging around, that much is obvious. There's also a lot of untamed emotion. When either escapes, look out. One minute you're completely together, the next you're a howling gale of hormones and opinions.

Outside relationships, your intense, mercurial personality makes you a charmer. You can be fiercely devoted, and it's likely that many of your friends will be friends-for-life. Of course, your enemies are likewise certain and zealous, especially your exes and their therapists.

You will find the right person. In the short term, he's someone virile who won't sweat your imperfections. In the long term, he will be someone mature and caring who will grow to love them.

Your exact opposite:
The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master


ALWAYS AVOID: The Slow Dancer

CONSIDER: The Playboy, The Billy Goat
 
alkemyst

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
83,769
19
81
The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm)

Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?

Your exact opposite:
The Backrubber

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer

What about now?

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:

Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.

FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure



Pretty close
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

COMPANY
RESOURCES
FOLLOW
Top Bottom