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[tkdkid]

Last Man on Earth

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBSD&g=1&o=1&h=172

Guess I shouldn't have been so honest. It describes me perfectly, though.

 

[Balt]

The Billy Goat
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSDm)

Horny. Stubborn. Kinda cute. Slightly immature. And often found on rough terrain. You are The Billy Goat.

You're lusty, but typically monogamous, and all in all you're a pretty good boyfriend. In fact, you enjoy relationships, if mostly for the sex and physical companionship. You'd do or say almost anything to get together with someone, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

You're sensitive, you have a certain boyish charm, and you're eager. Therefore you probably attract girls who are serious about romance. But few who get close to you realize how unready for total commitment you are. People fall for you. Meanwhile, you maintain your emotional distance, and there goes another box of tissues.

Your exact opposite:
The Loverboy

Random Gentle Love Master
You're perfectly capable of a long-haul relationship, but, right now, dating someone primarily means having a consistent, available, preferably not-too-chatty, hookup. You're a careful, methodical person, and you work hard at making things work. It's just that the type of woman most likely to find your strengths endearing is also the most likely type to find your shortcomings heartbreaking. Someone with a similarly laid-back approach to dating would be perfect for you.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss, The Sonnet, The Wild Rose

CONSIDER: The Playstation


Pretty much nailed the emotional distance part w/ me.

Actually, I'd say it's all pretty much accurate.

 

[biostud]

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.


Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

Except for the last which I don't understand it seem to hit pretty close

 

[DaWhim]

this is me!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Triumph]

Wow. Completely wrong. This is only a part of my description, but in fact this thing matches none of my traits.

You're sensitive, you have a certain boyish charm, and you're eager. Therefore you probably attract girls who are serious about romance. But few who get close to you realize how unready for total commitment you are. People fall for you. Meanwhile, you maintain your emotional distance, and there goes another box of tissues.

 

[spidey07]

I did the eHarmony one and was floored by just how much it nailed me.

exactly to a tee.

give that one a shot!

 

[BillyBatson]

Originally posted by: spidey07
I did the eHarmony one and was floored by just how much it nailed me.

exactly to a tee.

give that one a shot!

i have done that one and it was fairly accurate but not as straight and to the point.
also i first took theirs almost a year ago! and they have still not matched even 1 person to me! lmfao

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: BillyBatson

Originally posted by: spidey07
I did the eHarmony one and was floored by just how much it nailed me.

exactly to a tee.

give that one a shot!

i have done that one and it was fairly accurate but not as straight and to the point.
also i first took theirs almost a year ago! and they have still not matched even 1 person to me! lmfao

must be a psycho.



I had hundreds of matches and am currently dating one of them. Now I'm off to the bar to socialize a bit.
:beer:

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: spidey07
I did the eHarmony one and was floored by just how much it nailed me.

exactly to a tee.

give that one a shot!

Yeah, that one is even more accurate. No matches though.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGLD&g=1&o=1&h=172

 

[dude8604]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
Your results are in!



The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)


Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.


Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.




ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet




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That's what I got too.

 

[BillyBatson]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: BillyBatson

Originally posted by: spidey07
I did the eHarmony one and was floored by just how much it nailed me.

exactly to a tee.

give that one a shot!

i have done that one and it was fairly accurate but not as straight and to the point.
also i first took theirs almost a year ago! and they have still not matched even 1 person to me! lmfao

must be a psycho.



I had hundreds of matches and am currently dating one of them. Now I'm off to the bar to socialize a bit.
:beer:

possibly!!!!!!! I was htinking it might be my zip code and the fact that no one in this area has tued to sign up but i dunno

 

[Riprorin]

Originally posted by: dude8604

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
Your results are in!



The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)


Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.


Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.




ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet




** 110% Accurate! (-10% Inaccurate!) You can forward this to friends or link to it from web pages.

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGLD&g=1&o=1&h=175

To log in and see your MATCHES, visit the front page.


Log in!

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That's what I got too.

Me too. To bad I married a battleaxe.

 

[eLiu]

Originally posted by: bradruth
Very accurate.

Me too

 

[AreaCode707]

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGLD&g=2&o=1&h=165

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)


Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.


Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

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The first part matches, the very last sentence doesn't match at all (female friends and babies? ugh!) and I'll let you wonder about the middle paragraph.

[edit] I looked up "the false messiah" and it sounds like my ex!

 

[BillyBatson]

nice lol

 

[SagaLore]

If you use one more exclamation mark in your post, so help me....

 

[BillyBatson]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
If you use one more exclamation mark in your post, so help me....

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe!

 

[clamum]

The Boy Next Door: Random Gentle Love Dreamer

I'd say it's pretty accurate for me.

 

[toekramp]

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBLM&g=1&o=1&h=185

 

[MercenaryForHire]

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The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)


Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.


Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach

- M4H

 

[yllus]

The Last Man on Earth

Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.

We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny ah heck, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.

To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fsck it all up.

There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shst hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.

:Q

 

[Kelemvor]

The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)


Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.


Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all costs.


CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.

 

[CtK]

Your results are in!



The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master
While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.




ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

 

[Darkstar757]

The Mixed Messenger
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDm)


Just...take...the...fujking...flower...darling. The Mixed Messenger apologizes again.

You're looking for love, but you'll always maintain your independence. You're prepared for a real commitment, but it's also likely that you're ambitious, which creates a certain romantic tension and ambivalence within you. So although you can be very affectionate to someone, you are also capable of pulling some dubious shat.


Your exact opposite:
The Playboy

Random Gentle Sex Master

In a relationship, you're usually the emotional leader. With your friends, you're a little bit more part of the pack. You're well-liked but you're not the uninhibited type, so the spotlight's often on someone else. In both social and romantic situations, however, you almost always get what you want. Influencing people is something you do very well.