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[OutHouse]

The False Messiah
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLMm)


People believe in you, and then you send them to hell. Behold, the False Messiah.

You're usually a very kind person, and conscientious, too. Socially, you're a leader, and your friends and associates look up to you. In intimate relationships, you're a capable, responsive, and experienced lover. Outside the box, however, you run into trouble.


Your exact opposite:
The Pool Boy

Random Gentle Sex Dreamer

Girls fall hard for you, but you're much more ambivalent about them. The beginnings of your relationships are unusually intense, making it all the rougher on her when they end. At first, using all your accumulated tricks of the trade, you ladle on the affection. But once she's all covered in soup, you withhold the true napkins of commitment. What's that all about? We should've called you the False Waiter.

You're looking for Love. But history tells us you struggle to settle down and accept it. There's a deep streak of carnality within you. And while you'll never be a predator, you'll always fight the urge to roam free. You like to plan things out, so plan this: find someone who can indulge your selfish side, has a healthy sexual appetite, and doesn't mind uncertainty.


FLEE: The Sonnet, The Window Shopper

PURSUE: The Stiletto, The Peach, The Nymph

 

Not very accurate.

 

[nakedfrog]

Loverboy
Seems fairly accurate.

 

Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?

Your exact opposite:
The Backrubber

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer
What about now?

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:


Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.


FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure

 

[Anubis]

The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDm
Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.

Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.

But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.

It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.

well thats about 1/4 right

" but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together." thats is wrong

and so is this
"You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen."

 

[BillyBatson]

Originally posted by: Anubis
The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDm
Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.

Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.

But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.

It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.

well thats about 1/4 right

" but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together." thats is wrong

and so is this
"You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen."

my manchild came out to be almsot 100% correct except the unthinking part, i think too MUCH, though i suppose it can mean unthinking of their feelings, i know i am hurting them, i just don't care

 

[Nanotech]

I'll be damned it actually works! :Q

Behold a:

The Loverboy (Random, Gentle, Love, Master) Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment. You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.

 

[TitanDiddly]

TBND- half right. I think I'm closer to Slow Dancer or Gentleman though. They said I was random, but I think I'm deliberate. I play a lot of tetris.