One of his song's always cracks me up: Tiny Dancer.
Picture this, if you will, an overty homosexual man and what body part he may be fascinated with. Then, look at the lyrics to "Tiny Dancer". Let me quote you some:
Blue jean baby
pirate smile
tiny dancer in my hand
Piano man he makes his stand
But oh how it feels so real
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Lay me down in sheets of linen
you had a busy day today
Blue jean baby
pirate smile,
always with me,
tiny dancer in my hand
What sort of object of desire would be within blue jeans? Would that object have an unusual smile? Would Elton like that object to dance in his hands? Would it make a stand? Would it feel so real? Would Elton want to hold it closer, in those sheets of linen? Would that dancing be a busy activity? Again, what is that tiny dancer in his hands?