ok, wtf is up with farting while at the urinal?

[MovingTarget]

Meh...at least it is done in the correct room. It could instead be in an elevator.

 

[surfsatwerk]

As you get older, the prostate begins to push on your rectum (damn near killed em), thus poses a little bit of an obstruction to gas flow. The urethra passes through the prostate. When you pee, the base of the bladder relaxes and causes the prostate to drop a little or become a little more mobile, combined with relaxation of the anal sphincter (which works in concert with the urinary sphincters), decompresses the rectum and letting forth gas build-up.

Bravo!

 

[surfsatwerk]

Meh...at least it is done in the correct room. It could instead be in an elevator.

Elevators are ALWAYS the right place for farts.

 

[Gooberlx2]

I pulled off a flawless victory today, pee+fart+belch. It's what men do, are you taking notes OP?

The best is when everyone else just starts laughing. 😀

 

[actuarial]

<alan harper> green light </alan harper>

 

[IceBergSLiM]

I think we can officially declare this a thread backfire.

 

[dpodblood]

Elevators are ALWAYS the right place for farts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a43kowi2ncI

 

[airdata]

do you clinch your ass when you're at the urinal? gas happens.

 

[spidey07]

do you clinch your ass when you're at the urinal? gas happens.

I've learned it isn't a good idea to relax the sphincter too much while at the urinal. Don't want #1 turning into #2. You'll also learn this when you get older.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

I've learned it isn't a good idea to relax the sphincter too much while at the urinal. Don't want #1 turning into #2. You'll also learn this when you get older.

Maybe you should be going #2 if its that much of a gamble

 

[Dumac]

Why not? What has it got to do with you? If someone wants to have a private spit in the urinal why peeing, WTF business is it of yours?

Because urinals aren't meant to handle thick globs of spit.

Especially the waterless ones at my work. You would mess them up.

Urinals are used for urination. Not spitting, or shitting, or anything else.

 

[dan4patriots]

this thread is hilarious

 

[NetWareHead]

Because urinals aren't meant to handle thick globs of spit.

Especially the waterless ones at my work. You would mess them up.

Urinals are used for urination. Not spitting, or shitting, or anything else.

What if you have an sexually trasmitted disease and cant help but dropping some thick creamy discharge in the urinal at the beginning of every urination?

 

[GrumpyMan]

When I fart at the urinal I yell, "Merry Christmas!!!!".

 

[SP33Demon]

What if you have an sexually trasmitted disease and cant help but dropping some thick creamy discharge in the urinal at the beginning of every urination?

0-0

 

[dank69]

What if you have an sexually trasmitted disease and cant help but dropping some thick creamy discharge in the urinal at the beginning of every urination?

Chronic masturbation is not an sexually transmitted disease.

 

[NetWareHead]

Chronic masturbation is not an sexually transmitted disease.

if you shake it more than 3 times, you are having too much fun.

 

[Joseph F]

if you shake it more than 3 times, you are having too much fun.

I ALWAYS have to shake more than 3 times... and it's no fun. 🙁

 

[American Gunner]

When I fart at the urinal I yell, "Merry Christmas!!!!".

I think I would lose it if I were in the same room as you.

 

[tcsenter]

When I fart at the urinal I yell, "Merry Christmas!!!!".

I sometimes say "Attention Please!" - just the right amount of pause - before letting out a big ripper, then chuckle to myself.

 

[tokie]

OP probably has some extra tubes that makes him not follow the standards.

They probably don't get the pee shivers either.

 

[tcsenter]

I've learned it isn't a good idea to relax the sphincter too much while at the urinal. Don't want #1 turning into #2. You'll also learn this when you get older.

In addition to my anatomical explanation, this is another reason why guys fart when they pee. If one maintains a slight 'advanced prime' on the anal sphincter to quickly interrupt any unintended/unwanted evacuation, then your pee can't reach 100&#37; flow rate. So then we push or bear-down in order to get a good flow, which then (obviously) is more likely to result in some squawking.

 

[Broheim]

farts are funny, stop being a prude OP

 

[Demo24]

Thank you for contacting ATOT Opinions. Unfortunately we have determined this to be expected behavior and will not be able to provide you with assistance at this time.

Lol!

 

[OCGuy]

Someone needs to do a Yahoo! answers "Is it OK to fart at the urinal?"