ok, wtf is up with farting while at the urinal?

[ViperXX]

It's never acceptable unless you're at a gay bar.

Agreed. And if they ask to stick their finger in your butt, that is gay as well.

 

[rasczak]

Since I work in an office, I usually hold my farts until i need to take a piss. then just let go.

 

[Schfifty Five]

Also: Spitting in the urinal. It seems to be a fairly common practice.

You rather them spit in the sink?

A urinal is close enough to a sink, so might as well just spit in there w/ the rest of your piss and flush it away.

 

[SP33Demon]

Perfectly fine. In fact, I'd have to put your mancard into question for even posting this thread.

 

[Jeff7]

You rather them spit in the sink?

A urinal is close enough to a sink, so might as well just spit in there w/ the rest of your piss and flush it away.

I guess it goes back to the spitting thread we had here not too long ago.

Why the need to spit at all?

 

[tcsenter]

Yes, we have a prostate gland. If you haven't started farting when you pee, just wait 10 more years.

 

[dank69]

You rather them spit in the sink?

A urinal is close enough to a sink, so might as well just spit in there w/ the rest of your piss and flush it away.

Different pipes go to different places!

 

[OCGuy]

OP pulls his pants and underwear all the way down to pee.

 

[BoomerD]

It's never acceptable unless you're at a gay bar.

Doesn't that depend on your foot spacing and stance?

Or does that only apply if you're in a stall?

/me has never been in a gay bar...

 

[soulcougher73]

Doesn't that depend on your foot spacing and stance?

Or does that only apply if you're in a stall?

/me has never been in a gay bar...

I think it is more about your stance of dominance.

 

[Superself]

this thread delivers! LMAO!

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

Yes, we have a prostate gland. If you haven't started farting when you pee, just wait 10 more years.

explain.

 

[Mike Gayner]

I guess it goes back to the spitting thread we had here not too long ago.

Why the need to spit at all?

Why not? What has it got to do with you? If someone wants to have a private spit in the urinal why peeing, WTF business is it of yours?

 

[GoPackGo]

I think it is more about your stance of dominance.

Only in an airport in Minneapolis 🙂

 

[tcsenter]

explain.

As you get older, the prostate begins to push on your rectum (damn near killed em), thus poses a little bit of an obstruction to gas flow. The urethra passes through the prostate. When you pee, the base of the bladder relaxes and causes the prostate to drop a little or become a little more mobile, combined with relaxation of the anal sphincter (which works in concert with the urinary sphincters), decompresses the rectum and letting forth gas build-up.

 

[HAL9000]

If there are 4 urinals and I'm at number 1, and someone comes in and comes to number 2 urinal, then this means he is GAY. Hurry up and get out of there.

Unless the guy is standing next to you so he can fart on you, like in the OP.

 

[Texashiker]

ok, wtf is up with farting while at the urinal?

Its a restroom, what do you expect?

If you do not want to hear stuff like that, go outside go behind a bush or tree.

 

[OCGuy]

Mmmmmm airborne feces.

 

[Ichinisan]

OP probably thinks every button or zipper sound is a fart.

 

[torpid]

Maybe this is why certain odd people always go to stalls to pee even when urinals are available.

 

[SP33Demon]

I pulled off a flawless victory today, pee+fart+belch. It's what men do, are you taking notes OP?

 

[Jeff7181]

Different pipes go to different places!

You're gonna mix 'em up!

 

[LookBehindYou]

OP pulls his pants and underwear all the way down to pee.

Dont know why, but i lost it on this one.

 

[tcsenter]

OP pulls his pants and underwear all the way down to pee.

Doesn't everyone?

 

[El Guaraguao]

I pulled off a flawless victory today, pee+fart+belch. It's what men do, are you taking notes OP?

/hifive