Oh crap, the violent husband of the woman I been sleeping with is waiting for me....

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Braznor

Braznor

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mindless1 said:
Slip out the back door, buy a salami, then come in the front and wack him with it, or call some friends for backup since he seems to intimidate you.

Have you contacted this woman to find out what's up? How did he know where you work and what you look like? If she's confessed to him and the gig's up, just call the police. He is there as a guest and as YOUR guest if you don't want him there, he can't stay on the property, which at least gets you to your vehicle assuming it's parked on the property.
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His wife thinks one of his family tipped him off.
 
T_Yamamoto

T_Yamamoto

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Braznor said:
Wait, he has left. No one in the lobby except for security now. Perhaps he is waiting for me at the carpark?
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He probably shat on your car
WelshBloke said:
Arse biscuit.

Cock fondle.

Feltch specialist.
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it's for words like shit fuck damn

okay so fuck gets caught but not shit and damn?

what about pussy
highland145 said:
My wife, the therapist, had to explain it to me....while she was kicking my ass.....:oops:
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it's okay, men always get a good beating every once in a while from our SOs
 
nakedfrog

nakedfrog

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T_Yamamoto said:
He probably shat on your car

it's for words like shit fuck damn

okay so fuck gets caught but not shit and damn?

what about pussy
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You can turn it on/off in your settings, I don't see any filtered words in this post.
 
Ichinisan

Ichinisan

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Oct 9, 2002
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snoopy7548 said:
OP, here's what you do. Trust me, it'll work. I've seen it in movies all the time.

Get yourself one of those big office plants with a lot of leaves. Place it just inside his view but not really, and hide behind it. Then, slowly move the plant one foot towards the exit while remaining behind it. He might quickly glance at it, but that's when you put it down and stay still. Eventually, after like an hour, you'll make it to the exit under the cover of the plant and he'll still be waiting in the lobby.

You can thank me now or when you're safely home. Your choice.
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I like this idea!
 
ultimatebob

ultimatebob

Lifer
Jul 1, 2001
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Braznor said:
Wait, he has left. No one in the lobby except for security now. Perhaps he is waiting for me at the carpark?
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So, wait... the building has security, but they just let this angry looking dude stand in the lobby for an hour? I'm calling shens on this.
 
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dasherHampton

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If OP found a story somewhere in the US about a guy killing his wife's lover, based his troll on that, and never logged in again it would put him in the troll HoF for sure.
 
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Darwin333

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I only bang married women whose husbands can't seriously beat my ass. A normal asswhooping might be acceptable depending on the hotness of the married chick but I'm not going to bang a married chick who would have me sleeping in my office because I was too scared to walk into the lobby of my building.
 
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