Oh crap, the violent husband of the woman I been sleeping with is waiting for me....

[Braznor]

....at my workplace lobby. It is closing time right now, but I'm wondering if I should just spend the night at my desk or try to hoof it past him to the car park.

Cliffs:

Be me.
Be sleeping with this woman who has a violent alcoholic husband.
The office lobby called to tell me that someone is waiting to meet me outside.
Be fucked.

 

[WelshBloke]

Calling dibs on your stuff btw!

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Your first mistake is sleeping with a married women

Second mistake is sleeping with a married women who has a violet alcoholic husband

 

[PJFrylar]

Your first mistake is sleeping with a married women

Second mistake is sleeping with a married women who has a violet alcoholic husband

His first mistake was actually being him.

 

[Braznor]

Shit, he is still waiting for me and is watching my coworkers leave. Guess he knows what I'm upto.

 

[nakedfrog]

Have you considered assuming a stance of dominance?

 

[pauldun170]

....at my workplace lobby. It is closing time right now, but I'm wondering if I should just spend the night at my desk or try to hoof it past him to the car park.

Cliffs:

Be me.
Be sleeping with this woman who has a violent alcoholic husband.
The office lobby called to tell me that someone is waiting to meet me outside.
Be fucked.

Have you considered assuming a stance of dominance?

This is right approach.
This is best approach.

 

[dasherHampton]

You're fucked no matter what.

You think if you make it out of this one he's suddenly going to forget who you are and stop looking for you?

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Approach him, ask who he's waiting for, say he got the wrong guy and that he's still inside.

 

[pauldun170]

Are you in a state that has loose gun laws?
Sneak out the back.

Strict gun laws?
Stance of dominance like boss

 

[ImpulsE69]

Wait is this a choose your own adventure??

#use woman as human hostage shield and walk to car. Open car door and distract angry drunk husband with half bottle of whiskey.
#drive away fast

 

[pauldun170]

Closing time?
where do you work?
Greece?

 

[pauldun170]

Walk out front door naked saying "giggitty - giggity-giggity"

 

[T_Yamamoto]

wait, shouldn't the husband be locked up if he's violent (so I assume domestic abuse)?

also, why hasn't she gotten a divorce?

 

[WelshBloke]

Serious reply time. It might be worth phoning his wife to check that shes ok.

 

[Braznor]

No guns in my country.

I guess if the push comes to shove, I can really beat him into a pulp. Will teach him a lesson too about being violent towards his wife. But I'm going to avoid it as much as possible.

BTW, still at my desk and trying my best to look busy as the last of my coworkers leave.

 

[pauldun170]

wait, shouldn't the husband be locked up if he's violent (so I assume domestic abuse)?

also, why hasn't she gotten a divorce?

Right topic but wrong forum for that type of question.
This is a catch a catch a beating thread.

 

[highland145]

Go offer him a bj.

wait, shouldn't the husband be locked up if he's violent (so I assume domestic abuse)?

also, why hasn't she gotten a divorce?

Young people are young.

 

[pauldun170]

No guns in my country.

I guess if the push comes to shove, I can really beat him into a pulp. Will teach him a lesson too about being violent towards his wife. But I'm going to avoid it as much as possible.

BTW, still at my desk and trying my best to look busy as the last of my coworkers leave.

Go outside and take responsibility for your actions.
But first have someone livestream and put link here.

 

[Braznor]

Serious reply time. It might be worth phoning his wife to check that shes ok.

Yea, I called and she is safe at her mother's place. She ain't living with this beautiful being for a year now.

 

[pauldun170]

On a serious note: Screwing his wife AND beating him publicly is pretty messed up.

 

[DigDog]

call the police.

"im waiting to beat you up" is enough to be arrested.

 

[IronWing]

 

[pauldun170]

Yea, I called and she is safe at her mother's place. She ain't living with this ****************************** for a year now.

Oh...so they're separated.

 

[highland145]

On a serious note: Screwing his wife AND beating him publicly is pretty messed up.

Seriously, op's not Alky.