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Officially the unofficial countdown to the end of the world thread: Doomsday!

busydude

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I refuse to die until I build my own holodeck and watch Nico kill hookers in GTA IV.
 

Hayabusa Rider

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good point.

should revisit them in 13 days


Better than that check of they are on a radio station in your area. I'm lucky because we do :D

There was another thread which linked to a CNN article about these guys living in mobile parks with their RVs just waiting.

I suggested we have a meet there on the 21st :D
 

Jeff7

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THE BIBLE GUARANTEES IT!
I'd believe that only if George Foreman would say it.


I'd also put more money on George Foreman turning into a Leprechaun wearing lingerie on May 21st, than I would on the world ending.
 
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illusion88

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Well, in case I forget I marked it in my Google calendar. What kind of destruction are we expecting? Or is it all the nonbelievers get banished from the land?
 

Jeff7

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Well, in case I forget I marked it in my Google calendar. What kind of destruction are we expecting? Or is it all the nonbelievers get banished from the land?
I think the stuff in May is the nonbelievers stuff, so those who are still here will just say that they weren't chosen, or some such thing.
October is when the world is supposed to end.

Either way, they'll have the same old fun excuses, and I guess they're going to need to redecorate their vans, and have some T-shirt liquidation sales.


And even as we approach the end, wives should still mindlessly submit to their husbands. :D
No, God does not specify what type of husband a wife is to submit to. He simply says, “Wives, submit to your husbands, no matter what he is like.” This is a very hard thing for the wife to do.
And remember, kids, this isn't dogmatic brainwashing or psychological abuse on a grand scale or anything. It's just a the lawdy himself intended.
Brain hurts again.


And here we go, May 21st is Judgement Day. October 21st is the end of not only Earth, but the Universe.
It's a darn good thing that he promised that he'd never kill everyone on Earth ever again...by floods. :sneaky:

So again, if anyone has money or valuables which they aren't going to need after the Universe ends, PM me and we can arrange delivery of said items.
 
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dawp

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I heard about this a while back. people are selling their shit and moving into the boonies to get ready for the rapture. Some are going so far as to spend all their cash so the will have nothing on the 21st. All are idiots. How many time has the end of the world been predicted and it never comes to pass?
 

sportage

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Harold Camping will take out his own followers if things don't go his way on May 21. Like "they need a little nudge" to start it off, he will say. That nudge being spiked Kool Aid or your basic bullet in the head. Oh yes! May 21 will be the last day, but Harold Camping will find himself left behind by God for being a smart-ass and giving away the secret date. :D

I love how Harold Camping and his type claim proof by always quoting the latest news papers from the past 12 months. Floods, radiation leaks, fires in Texas, dead birds, tornado's, and the best of all... the killing of OBL.
Take a look at the guy...
http://judgementday2011.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/hc1.gif
Just your typical child molester?
 

NoStateofMind

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I think this guy has a room on paltalk. Went in to see what spoils the true believers wanted to give up (there were none) but all that was going on at the time was an audio bible being played. Managed to get iggied by one at least :D
 

sportage

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Im convinced all "organized" religion is nothing more that a cult. All of them.
Except some are worse than others. Some are more violent, and others have more treasures and money, while some have really terrific costumes...
I.E. For your consideration... (as they say on twilight zone)
NOTE: You only need watch the first 2 minutes of each video to get the idea.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XEiBkuSvys&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqSZhwu1Rwo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_penLnDqIlE&feature=related
(This also could easily be an ad pointing to the detriments of home schooling) :D
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Texashiker

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If the end of the world does not happen my 6pm, May 21st, are the people from the church going to have a Jim Jones style cool-aid party?

People that try to predict end of the world events make me sad. Why dont they get a real life, instead of living with so much doom and gloom.
 

Wordplay

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Could someone point to the verse they are using to come up with a date?
He takes 2 Peter 3:8 and applied it to Genesis 7:4.

4990-7000-1 years... his quote on the extra -1 "There is no year 0 essentially"
 
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MtnMan

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These loons would be laughable if they didn't vote and raise children.

On a different forum, I had a guy (who claims he is the 'the' son of god) send me private messages about all the apocalyptic events that were going to occur over the Easter weekend.

Hmmmmm........ haven't heard from him since.