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BurnItDwn

BurnItDwn

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Funeral planet, dead black asteroid
Mausoleum, this world is a tomb
Human zombies, staring blank faces
No reason to live, dead in the womb
Death shroud existence, slave for a pittance
Condemned to die before I could breathe
Millions are screaming, the dead are still living
This Earth has died yet no one has seen

Funeralopolis is such a damn good song and its been my mood as of late.
 
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WilliamM2

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I've never seen an inauguration with no new material. Just the same exact rally speech. What a loser.
 
HomerJS

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I've abstained from watching the news since the election. I will scan these pages and compile the predictions.

Once that is complete we'll see the best way to keep the predictions updated.
 
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UNCjigga

UNCjigga

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I liked the part where he shit on conservatism and rebranded the GOP as “the party of common sense”. Let’s see how that applies to healthcare policy now. I still expect self-serving theatric appeals to prayer and Jesus and selling bibles, but I hope he’s done pretending to be a conservative.
 
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WilliamM2

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eelw said:
Lol he didn’t have a speech to unify the country? 🤣🤣🤣
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I suppose he thought it was. And at least 2 dozen lies already, including that he had the biggest victory in history!
In actuality, it was the 40th largest victory in history.
 
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Pens1566

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IronWing said:
The White House website is off the charts right now.

www.whitehouse.gov

The White House

President Donald J. Trump and Vice President JD Vance are committed to lowering costs for all Americans, securing our borders, unleashing American energy dominance, restoring peace through strength, and making all Americans safe and secure once again.
www.whitehouse.gov www.whitehouse.gov
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What a "dear leader" type of fucking nonsense that is.
 
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QueBert

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MtnMan said:
So I went to the grocery store yesterday, and eggs were expensive. Will they be cheaper this afternoon, or should I wait until tomorrow to give him time to work his magic?
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24 hours tops, the MAGAs are going apeshit with pride over Trump causing the Isreal-Hamas ceasefire. Even tho it happened a day before he was sworn in. According to MAGAts all credit should be given to him because of the threat he made to them about having a treaty in place before he's in office. Apparently, Biden did absolutely nothing here lol. So the great Orange Goof is getting all the credit already even before he's in office.

I suspect anything bad that happens tho will magically get deflected onto Biden.

MAGAs are also already praising him for saying all military who were discharged for not taking COVID shots. Will get reinstated and full back pay. I don't think it's as easy as him saying it and POOF. But the MAGAs are acting like it's in place and the people are already getting their backpay. And call me crazy but isn't giving all those people almost 4 years worth of salary going to I dunno, maybe make inflation worse?


IronWing said:
The White House website is off the charts right now.

www.whitehouse.gov

The White House

President Donald J. Trump and Vice President JD Vance are committed to lowering costs for all Americans, securing our borders, unleashing American energy dominance, restoring peace through strength, and making all Americans safe and secure once again.
www.whitehouse.gov www.whitehouse.gov
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I can't say I've ever been to the Whitehouse website, but that shit is an ad for Trump. It's like a preview for a terrible movie that's coming soon. Which isn't far off except it won't be a terrible movie it'll be real life terrible.
 
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Fenixgoon

Fenixgoon

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IronWing said:
The White House website is off the charts right now.

www.whitehouse.gov

The White House

President Donald J. Trump and Vice President JD Vance are committed to lowering costs for all Americans, securing our borders, unleashing American energy dominance, restoring peace through strength, and making all Americans safe and secure once again.
www.whitehouse.gov www.whitehouse.gov
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WTF is this bullshit. Jesus.
 
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WilliamM2

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I just had to run to get a lab test. I listened to his pre luncheon speech on the drive.

He again claimed the 2020 election was stolen. He's also now claiming they cheated CA in 2024, and he really won that state too. So there was some new material!
And he's freeing the "Jan 6th hostages"!

Gonna be a tough 4 years.
 
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IronWing said:
The White House website is off the charts right now.

www.whitehouse.gov

The White House

President Donald J. Trump and Vice President JD Vance are committed to lowering costs for all Americans, securing our borders, unleashing American energy dominance, restoring peace through strength, and making all Americans safe and secure once again.
www.whitehouse.gov www.whitehouse.gov
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Just saw that, like a minute ago. Seems like real cult-of-personality stuff. Was wondering what was it like before, though? As I don't think I've ever visited the site before. Has every President had this movie-trailer schtick?

Also I didn't have sound on - is there a suitable movie-trailer-voice-over-man narration? Can't face watching it again to find out for myself.
 
WilliamM2

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As I predicted in the Carter thread, flags were raised:
people.com

American Flags Raised to Full-Staff for Trump Inauguration Despite Jimmy Carter's Mourning Period

American flags are back to full-staff at the U.S. Capitol in honor of Donald Trump's inauguration, breaking the U.S. flag code's guidelines for mourning the death of Jimmy Carter
people.com people.com

And he just signed an executive order that flags will never fly at half staff for any inauguration. Good to see him getting right to important business...
 
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brycejones

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WilliamM2 said:
As I predicted in the Carter thread, flags were raised:
people.com

American Flags Raised to Full-Staff for Trump Inauguration Despite Jimmy Carter's Mourning Period

American flags are back to full-staff at the U.S. Capitol in honor of Donald Trump's inauguration, breaking the U.S. flag code's guidelines for mourning the death of Jimmy Carter
people.com people.com

And he just signed an executive order that flags will never fly at half staff for any inauguration. Good to see him getting right to important business...
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His ego is the only business that matters.
 
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QueBert

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WilliamM2 said:
As I predicted in the Carter thread, flags were raised:
people.com

American Flags Raised to Full-Staff for Trump Inauguration Despite Jimmy Carter's Mourning Period

American flags are back to full-staff at the U.S. Capitol in honor of Donald Trump's inauguration, breaking the U.S. flag code's guidelines for mourning the death of Jimmy Carter
people.com people.com

And he just signed an executive order that flags will never fly at half staff for any inauguration. Good to see him getting right to important business...
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And the shitshow's off to a roaring start, Jesus Christ he's not wasting any time. I'd bet any decent president wouldn't want a raised flag in a situation like this. Let alone pass an executive order, but Trump honoring himself over a fallen ex-president doesn't shock me at all. And I'm sure MAGAs are all on board because Diaper Don's the greatest president ever.

Props to him because I now somehow dislike him even more than I previously did, and I wouldn't have thought that was possible.
 
HomerJS

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When Trump croaks we should raise flags full staff along with a smiley face emoji flag
 
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IronWing said:
The White House website is off the charts right now.

www.whitehouse.gov

The White House

President Donald J. Trump and Vice President JD Vance are committed to lowering costs for all Americans, securing our borders, unleashing American energy dominance, restoring peace through strength, and making all Americans safe and secure once again.
www.whitehouse.gov www.whitehouse.gov
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I missed this episode of the apprentice
 
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