More stories from the trenches...
Here's a short one from last night, but I think it's funny enough. Playing a round of Voidstar with my now 34 shadow, we're playing second team offense after the imps made it to the data core with mere seconds left.
We blow through the first doors and the imps try to put up a fight in the bridge room even though we're already behind them - both bridges extended with several imps still on their way coming from the first bay. I'm late to the party after having cleaned up a couple imps in the hallway, and I see several imps on the bridge closing in on a teammate of mine already across the bridge on the other side. One sniper and one sorcerer bearing down with their goofy ranged attacks parked about a third of the way back on the bridge. I know what I have to do.
I'm already crossing the repub spawn zone where the expertise powerup is in order to get to the offending bridge, so I stealth up real quick, hit force speed to close the gap and turn the corner onto the bridge. Much to my giddy delight, these two idiot imps haven't moved an inch as my teammate is tanking not only their bullshit, but also a melee on top of him.
So I'm booking my ass off thinking to myself, "I never get this timing right even when I'm standing still, time for more epic fail." So my mind makes a split second decision: I'm about 1.5 seconds away from the drop zone... brain sends a message down to right hand, "Fire at will!!!" So right hand reaches for the "9" hotkey on my keyboard... bombs away!
Now for some fun football analogies...
The snap: My shadow de-stealths and does his little jump up in the air.
The hold: Force Wave goes off.
The kick: Force Wave goes connects.
The kick is up: Timing was perfect...
It splits the uprights!!! The kick is good!!!
My placement, finally, for the first time in forever was perfect. I come down smack between the sorcerer and sniper when force wave goes off, sending the agent flying off the bridge to the left and the sorcerer flying off to the right.
Without skipping a beat I keep running straight through to my teammate who is now starting to get a bit low on health and engage the melee on him. A couple hits later, my teammate and I turn to head through the doors which have just been taken down with a crumpled heap of melee imp laying on the floor behind us. For the record, my teammate made it out with about 5% of his health left.
We blitz through the rest of Voidstar and win the match in about 3 minutes total.