***OFFICIAL***PB&J Logistics***CONFIRMED***

[nater]

i use a spork

 

[Triumph]

<< I hate it when the jelly falls off of the knife and I equally hate it when the peanut butter gets stuck on the inside of the spoon and you tear your bread trying to get it all off... so I use a spoon for the jelly and a knife for the peanut butter... a lot of work for a sammich. >>


This is the way a TRUE American does it. Only terrorists spread their jelly with a knife.

 

[bandXtrb]

<< This Thread is LaMe >>

No, really?

 

[pyonir]

<<

<< I hate it when the jelly falls off of the knife and I equally hate it when the peanut butter gets stuck on the inside of the spoon and you tear your bread trying to get it all off... so I use a spoon for the jelly and a knife for the peanut butter... a lot of work for a sammich. >>


This is the way a TRUE American does it. Only terrorists spread their jelly with a knife. >>


i must be a terrorist then. or just normal.

 

[aphex]

<<

<< This Thread is LaMe >>

No, really? >>



O man... I thought this died... damnit

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Spread the PB with a knife. Say to hell with it and use the same knife in the jelly jar.

 

[b0mbrman]

One knife...jelly then peanut butter

 

[ThisIsMatt]

mmmmmmmmmmm, Peanut butter

 

[BooneRebel]

Quit posting here already!

 

[Kadarin]

I, for one, cannot stand peanut butter (the smell makes me want to puke). However, every morning I cheerfully make my g/f a PB&J to the folllowing specification:

2 slices Wonder sandwich bread
Using butter knife, apply thin layer PB to each slice, taking care to minimize bread tear
Using a different butter knife, stab jelly repeatedly to break up concentrated "gelled mass"
Using same knife, scoop jelly out of jar and drop on bread, taking care to avoid getting PB on knife
Once enough jelly is on each slice, spread to cover entire slice over PB
Press 2 slices of bread together
Put in Ziploc(tm)-brand sandwich bag

No muss, no fuss, no peanut butter in the jelly jar, no jelly in the peanut butter jar, and hopefully no torn bread mess.

 

[Desturel]

You Really only need a knife for a sammich.

 

[aphex]

Says who?

 

[pyonir]

To many posts in this thread now...

 

[aphex]

U think so?

 

[pyonir]

VIOLA! not this again!!!!

 

[BooneRebel]

Why is this thread still going?

 

[bandXtrb]

<< Why is this thread still going? >>

Xactly what I was thinking.

 

[pyonir]

Y is this thread at the bottom!? should be at the top....spout your PB&J tendencies!

 

[BooneRebel]

<< Y is this thread at the bottom!? should be at the top....spout your PB&J tendencies! >>

Zip it!

 

[GTaudiophile]

Speaking of PB&J, you all might get a laugh out of this.

 

[Cerebus451]

And it keeps going and going....

 

[pyonir]

<< Speaking of PB&J, you all might get a laugh out of this. >>


Bwwwaaaahahahaha that was funny!!

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

<< Speaking of PB&J, you all might get a laugh out of this. >>



BAAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! I am laughing so hard that I am Choking!

 

[aphex]

How Dare anyone let this thread die...

 

[pyonir]

Even i wouldn't do something like let this thread die!



(haha i was going to bring this back up Aphex, but i passed...)