Obama Jokes

[oznerol]

Originally posted by: DarrelSPowers
What happens when you stick your hand in a bowl full of black jellybeans?

You pull it out and your watch is gone.

/racism

These are supposed to be Obama jokes, not generic racist but still comical jokes.

I'll let that one slide.

A co-worker said this "zinger" a few weeks ago:

You hear they're putting Obama on the stamp? THE FOOD STAMP!! Hardy har har.

Was this thread inspired by this? Chris Rock claiming Obama is joke-less.

Please. There are just as many educated black-guy jokes as there are senile old white dude jokes. Well, maybe not AS many, but that's why he gets paid the big bucks.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles
mods must be watching the inauguration.

Obviously. The POTUS should be immune to such childish attacks of humor...oh wait.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles
mods must be watching the inauguration.

Or they don't have a giant stick in there ass. Well, some do

 

[randay]

what do you call a black guy with a "V" on his chest?

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: randay
what do you call a black guy with a "V" on his chest?

Wat?

 

[oznerol]

Originally posted by: randay
what do you call a black guy with a "V" on his chest?

Carl

 

[DarrelSPowers]

Originally posted by: ducci

Originally posted by: DarrelSPowers
What happens when you stick your hand in a bowl full of black jellybeans?

You pull it out and your watch is gone.

/racism

These are supposed to be Obama jokes, not generic racist but still comical jokes.

I'll let that one slide.

Please. There are just as many educated black-guy jokes as there are senile old white dude jokes. Well, maybe not AS many, but that's why he gets paid the big bucks.

I kinda hesitated posting it... don't really want another banstick...

But heres an intelligent question... do racist jokes promote racism, or the fact that we laugh at the stereotypes behind them detract from the more serious manifestations of racism in society?

 

[TallBill]

At least when I visit the White House this summer there will be a KFC.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: TallBill
At least when I visit the White House this summer there will be a KFC.

kfc.gif

 

[dwell]

Originally posted by: Turin39789
Go suck your thumb for 8 years.

8 years = best joke in thread so far.

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: TallBill
At least when I visit the White House this summer there will be a KFC.

kfc.gif

lol

but not a obama joke.

 

[Tim]

Where are the Obama jokes? This thread is fail...

Somebody should just go ahead and post the obligitory thread locking jewish joke and get it over with.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: TallBill
At least when I visit the White House this summer there will be a KFC.

kfc.gif

lol.

you know, i was getting food today and there was an ad on the lunch truck for vitamin water with 50cent next to it (since he owns a large %).

next to 50 and the bottle of vitamin water said "50% grape. your daily need." :laugh:

 

[CorCentral]

Knock Knock

Who's there!

Obama

Obama who?

Uh.......

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Shawn
Obama jokes are racist.

That was funny!

 

[TuxDave]

Originally posted by: Analog
Knock Knock

Who's there!

Obama

Obama who?

Obama-self, Where's Hillary?

 

[JohnCU]

he's gonna replace the rose garden with a watermelon patch

 

[Analog]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
he's gonna replace the rose garden with a watermelon patch

That's low.

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
he's gonna replace the rose garden with a watermelon patch

:laugh:

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: Analog

Originally posted by: JohnCU
he's gonna replace the rose garden with a watermelon patch

That's low.

 

[Tobolo]

Originally posted by: Turin39789
Troll thread is Troll.


Go suck your thumb for 8 years.

You do realize that at this point he has only been elected for 4 years? Just wondering if you knew what you were talking about.

 

[Duddy]

Originally posted by: Tobolo

Originally posted by: Turin39789
Troll thread is Troll.


Go suck your thumb for 8 years.

You do realize that at this point he has only been elected for 4 years? Just wondering if you knew what you were talking about.

LOL, guess he knows Obama wins in 2012. Oh well, there went the surpirse, as if anyone thought anyone else could win.

Palin 2012? LOLYEAHRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: DarrelSPowers
What happens when you stick your hand in a bowl full of black jellybeans?

You pull it out and your watch is gone.

/racism

awesome

 

[RichardE]

HE must be doing pretty good so far if the only jokes people have are racist ones :laugh:

 

[HannibalX]

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: Linflas

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: Citrix
Oo that didnt take long.

for?

The thin skinned to chime in?

Meh.

Troll thread is Troll.

Statement of fact.

Thin skin not found.

Sour Grapes abound.

Cry Moar, Troll!