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Obama Jokes

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did you hear that Obama is going to tax Aspirin?

- because it is white and it works.





locked for thread crapping & racist jokes; non-racist jokes moved to new unlocked thread -DrPizza
 
Originally posted by: Turin39789
Troll thread is Troll.

Go suck your thumb for 8 years.
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You sir need help stat!

Here is mine.

The day after Obama was elected he starts massive reform with taxes that employers are charged. A businessman is faced with the prospect of increased costs. He likes all his employees but has to let some go due to the increased employer taxes by Obama. Struggling to decide whom to fire he suddenly gets an idea. He goes out to his parking lot and looks at the cars. He then fires (lets go) the people who have Obama bumper stickers.

This is actually a somewhat true story. :/
 
I turned on the tv and wasnt sure if i was watching the million man march or the inauguration
 
Originally posted by: MrWizzard
Originally posted by: Turin39789
Troll thread is Troll.

Go suck your thumb for 8 years.
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You sir need help stat!

Here is mine.

The day after Obama was elected he starts massive reform with taxes that employers are charged. A businessman is faced with the prospect of increased costs. He likes all his employees but has to let some go due to the increased employer taxes by Obama. Struggling to decide whom to fire he suddenly gets an idea. He goes out to his parking lot and looks at the cars. He then fires (lets go) the people who have Obama 2009 bumper stickers.

This is actually a somewhat true story. :/
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If true at all, then pathetic.
 
Originally posted by: Zee
I turned on the tv and wasnt sure if i was watching the million man march or the inauguration
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it was the million man march there would only bee 200k people (if that) lol
 
Originally posted by: MrWizzard

You sir need help stat!

Here is mine.

The day after Obama was elected he starts massive reform with taxes that employers are charged. A businessman is faced with the prospect of increased costs. He likes all his employees but has to let some go due to the increased employer taxes by Obama. Struggling to decide whom to fire he suddenly gets an idea. He goes out to his parking lot and looks at the cars. He then fires (lets go) the people who have Obama 2009 bumper stickers.

This is actually a somewhat true story. :/
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So then he fired no one since "Obama 2009" stickers don't exist.

Then he shot himself for being a fucking dolt who can't successfully run a business and would have had to shut down eventually no matter who is in office because the brightest idea he's ever had was to fire "Obama 2009" people.
 
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