NY (NJ) Jets QB picked up a 17 year old girl at a club and totally tapped that ass

[shiner]

She's got moonpie face. I can't stand moonpie face.

I don't mind it as long as I have an ice cold RC Cola to go with it.

 

[ghost recon88]

She's a trust fund baby. I doubt that she's spent much time with daddy lately. He's off with his Brazillian mistress. Mommy can't be bothered to pay attention to her because she's in a perpetual coma due to the valium and martini's. The girl's probably been raised by a nanny, who she doesn't respect because the women isn't rich and has an accent.

So this girl and her materialistic friends fill their time playing grown-up by having s e x with much older guys and getting wasted in clubs in a feeble attempt to get their parents attention.

QFT

 

[AstroManLuca]

 

[chuckywang]

Sanchez: DO U HAVE ANY COUNDOM?
Girl: no
Sanchez: I MUST GO SHOPPING

 

[Homerboy]

Sanchez: DO U HAVE ANY COUNDOM?
Girl: no
Sanchez: I MUST GO SHOPPING

:thumbsup:

 

[AMDZen]

Hawt

 

[jonks]

Sanchez: DO U HAVE ANY COUNDOM?
Girl: no
Sanchez: I MUST GO SHOPPING

well played sir

 

[shiner]

Sanchez: DO U HAVE ANY COUNDOM?
Girl: no
Sanchez: I MUST GO SHOPPING

Great minds think alike...

 

[Zargon]

That picture was taken from a camera mounted on a ball that he threw during a game.




:awe:

LOL

that doesn't narrow it down much!!!!

 

[Gigantopithecus]

Sanchez: DO U HAVE ANY COUNDOM?
Girl: no
Sanchez: I MUST GO SHOPPING

LOL! thanks, hahahahaha...

 

[Homerboy]

I don't know if this has been posted or not but here's a solid recap (and hilarious):

http://deadspin.com/#!5755011/the-somewhat-romantic-story-of-mark-sanchez-and-a-17+year+old-girl

 

[ElFenix]

Thundersnow, I suspect. I told her I'd make sure it's legal in Jersey for a girl her age to hook up with a 24-year-old man.

"It is. It's 16," she said. "I checked."

that made me laugh

 

[Powermoloch]

not sure if want

 

[SP33Demon]

Wonder if that club is now packed with gold digging women hoping for more Jets to show up.

 

[TheNinja]

I have no problem with him bagging a 17 year old. Congrats.

But who actually wants to fuck a 17 year old? I want someone that knows what they are doing and has experimented enough to know what they like.

uhhh, what man doesn't want to nail a 17 year old?

people saying "bad for him" or "17 years olds are annoying" are just jealous. the girl is smoking hot. at first I was like, what a loser Sanchez is for going after young tail", but then deep down, I realize I'm just jealous

 

[Blackjack200]

Wonder if that club is now packed with gold digging women hoping for more Jets to show up.

hmm...

/strokes chin

Are there any short, husky, out-of-shape white guys on the Jets that I can impersonate?

 

[OCGuy]

Are there any short, husky, out-of-shape white guys on the Jets that I can impersonate?

Do you have a foot fetish?

 

[OutHouse]

I think that's the point. He can bang smoking hot girls any time he wants. That night he chose to go after some quasi legal teenager because the opportunity presented herself.

bragging rights. now he can go up to one of his big fat 400 pound linemen and say with truthfulness. "how many 17 year olds have you banged?"

 

[Brigandier]

bragging rights. now he can go up to one of his big fat 400 pound linemen and say with truthfulness. "how many 17 year olds have you banged?"

"50, but I was in middle school."

 

[0roo0roo]

disappoint.
i thought it would be jailbaitish...she could be 20

 

[ProfJohn]

^ but she does have a hotness to her.

Certainly much better looking than that NY Post pic made her seem.

BTW if the girl is upset about this story hitting the media perhaps she shouldn't have posted about it on Facebook.

 

[NeoV]

anyone else think she looks like the younger Spears girl?

 

[Imp]

Don't really care.

I thought the story was about him getting arrested for stat rape. Guess 17 is legal, so aye...