NY (NJ) Jets QB picked up a 17 year old girl at a club and totally tapped that ass

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shiner

Lifer
Jul 18, 2000
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Love is blind, who gives a fck? Funny how so many people give a dam about some guy's love life. It's legal so who cares, you're probably just jealous you can't do the same thing.

and God is love so therefore Ray Charles = God

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ShawnD1

Lifer
May 24, 2003
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I wonder if Sanchez waits for her to get out of school and picks her up to get ice cream.

Great thing about young chicks is that they have cheaper standards. A 40 year old wants you to take her to Cuba for vacation. That costs a few grand. A 17 year old just wants some ice cream.
 

Regs

Lifer
Aug 9, 2002
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"Superstar Gang Green quarterback Mark Sanchez "

Only a jets fan would call him a superstar. I call BS.
 

Bill Brasky

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May 18, 2006
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I only wish I could hear what he teammates are saying in the locker room. Must be hilarious.
 

jonks

Lifer
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Great thing about young chicks is that they have cheaper standards. A 40 year old wants you to take her to Cuba for vacation. That costs a few grand. A 17 year old just wants some ice cream.

Most 17 year olds, yes. This one's father is a hedge funder. She parties in the vip at exclusive nyc clubs. Carvel isn't going to do it for her.
 

Phokus

Lifer
Nov 20, 1999
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Most 17 year olds, yes. This one's father is a hedge funder. She parties in the vip at exclusive nyc clubs. Carvel isn't going to do it for her.

It's funny, but of all the 17 yr olds to nail, sanchez chose the one whose father has resources to fuck him up. The father probably makes more than Mark does.
 

ShawnD1

Lifer
May 24, 2003
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It's funny, but of all the 17 yr olds to nail, sanchez chose the one whose father has resources to fuck him up. The father probably makes more than Mark does.

Yikes! If TV has taught us anything, it's that you should only sleep with poor people. Rich people can hire the good lawyers that demand payment up front. Poor ones rely on the ambulance chaser lawyers that only get paid when they win something.
 

rasczak

Lifer
Jan 29, 2005
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I don't know if it is technically legal for him to do or not, but regardless, you'd think he could get someone who is smoking hot. Not that the girl is ugly, but she is very average.

pussy is still pussy. if it throws itself onto you, you just lay down and take it like a man.
 

Zargon

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Nov 3, 2009
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um

Im more kinda shocked he has a poster of jets stadium on the wall over this bed

then again, hes banging a HS'er

so I guess it all makes sense
 

IndyColtsFan

Lifer
Sep 22, 2007
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Maybe she has a great personality? Would you rather sleep with Fran Drescher (most annoying laugh in the world) or would you sleep with Ellen the lesbian comedian? I would totally pick Ellen. At least when I slap her it's more of a playful way rather than "god damn it stop laughing you cow!!"

If I were a multi-millionaire QB of an NFL team, I'd wouldn't pick either and instead, would get the hottest tail I could find. Believe me, Mark Sanchez would have no trouble picking up 9s and 10s by the car load.
 

IndyColtsFan

Lifer
Sep 22, 2007
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I think that's the point. He can bang smoking hot girls any time he wants. That night he chose to go after some quasi legal teenager because the opportunity presented herself.

You might have a point. "I'm Mark Sanchez, and I can even get some high school poon when I want!"
 

Blackjack200

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May 28, 2007
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Hey man, nothing to defend here! Maybe instead of Tim Tebow, those anti-abortion fucks should have used Cromartie, clearly his women had no 'plan B'.
 

bfdd

Lifer
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not the hottest, but so? legal 17 yr old ass and he could get as much of it as he wants. good for him.