NY (NJ) Jets QB picked up a 17 year old girl at a club and totally tapped that ass

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AstroManLuca

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Jun 24, 2004
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Knead picks, MOAR!!!

Actually 4chan will track this girl down and have pics up by midnight. I just need to stay awake and refresh every 3 seconds.

4chan's sports board were the ones who initially broke this story and submitted it to Deadspin. That Facebook picture of her (without the blocked face) was posted three weeks ago. It's taken this long for Deadspin to publish it.

It's possible that it was all a complete fabrication. We don't really know. Either way, I don't see why it's an issue - she's of legal age in New York.
 

shiner

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4chan's sports board were the ones who initially broke this story and submitted it to Deadspin. That Facebook picture of her (without the blocked face) was posted three weeks ago. It's taken this long for Deadspin to publish it.

It's possible that it was all a complete fabrication. We don't really know. Either way, I don't see why it's an issue - she's of legal age in New York.

But she's meh....so it brings into questions Sanchez's decision making skills. Guess that would help explain all those INT's over the last 2 seasons though....
 

FDF12389

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Sep 8, 2005
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This shouldn't even be a story, he isnt that much older than her and she's a woman.
 

ShawnD1

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May 24, 2003
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Well at least he didn't rape her in a bathroom stall. Big Ben should be taking notes here:
1) get girl's number
2) text girl
3) take out to dinner
4) go to her house and take care of biz in her bed.
Why you gotta hate on efficiency like that? He took your 4 step process and cut it down to 2 steps.
1 - shut the fuck up, bitch
2 - done deal
 

Vette73

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Jul 5, 2000
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He can't do better than that? And NY Post being classy, posting the girl's pic.

Jets' Sanchez and HS gal in QB 'sack'


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yea for a top NFL QB he should be banging models ala Brady style. Not some smoked up worn out looking 17 year old.
 

Josh123

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Ehh big deal, I was dating my wife when she was 17 and I was 25. Now we are married and it's great. I'm not saying I never had those "WTF am I doing?!?" moments though lol.
 

Jeeebus

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She may not be the hottest 17 year old on the planet, but lets face the facts.

A starstruck, 17 year old chick is going to be willing to do ANYTHING. I'm going to take a few minutes to contemplate this. I need some tissues.
 

dfuze

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Feb 15, 2006
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While it may be ok legally in NY, he might still have to look out for an upset protective father...
 

dfuze

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She may not be the hottest 17 year old on the planet, but lets face the facts.

A starstruck, 17 year old chick is going to be willing to do ANYTHING. I'm going to take a few minutes to contemplate this. I need some tissues.

At least make sure it's the ones with the lotion built in :D
 

shiner

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She may not be the hottest 17 year old on the planet, but lets face the facts.

A starstruck, 17 year old chick is going to be willing to do ANYTHING. I'm going to take a few minutes to contemplate this. I need some tissues.

So what you're saying is that she wouldn't mind a Dirty Sanchez?
 

Phokus

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Nov 20, 1999
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1. Overrated
2. Lots of hypocrisy in this thread. I bet a good number of you would be looking to take a baseball bat to Sanchez's face if you were the dad.

I mean really, he could easily get MUCH hotter/slightly older chicks. Despite the action being legal, there's a social stigma attached to doing high school chicks and Sanchez is a very public figure. It's one thing for some anonymous guy doing it, it's another for a starting NFL QB.

Note: Which isn't to say i wouldn't mind tapping it, but i wouldn't be in the papers.
 

alfa147x

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Jul 14, 2005
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2. Lots of hypocrisy in this thread. I bet a good number of you would be looking to take a baseball bat to Sanchez's face if you were the dad.

Lol If I were my girlfriend's dad I would have smashed my face in a LONG time ago...
 

ShawnD1

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May 24, 2003
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Dude what? I would gladly let my daughter sleep with sanchez. If she gets pregnant, you can sue him for trillions of dollars.
 

Phokus

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I have no idea who either of those people are. As long as they have some money, I can sue him for child support. Errr I mean my daughter can sue him.

Antonio cromartie is on the same team as Sanchez, and he's fathered like 9 kids with 8 women.

Sanchez used to be known as 'date rape' back at USC, and i haven't heard him fathering a child yet.
 

SP33Demon

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Jun 22, 2001
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yea for a top NFL QB he should be banging models ala Brady style. Not some smoked up worn out looking 17 year old.

Love is blind, who gives a fck? Funny how so many people give a dam about some guy's love life. It's legal so who cares, you're probably just jealous you can't do the same thing.