Wait, I just had a brilliant idea. Have Adam Sandler make the movie about Steve Jobs. Then rcpratt will stab Sandler and we can end up with a live action version of Code Monkeys.
WOAH, WOAH, WOAH. WAIT A MINUTE. You actually seriously made the decision to go see this? Not only that, but you don't even interject some lie about getting free tickets to justify it, you actually paid to go see it. What in the hell? Did you know nothing about it? Did you not see any of the preview trailers? Nor any of the people decrying it? I think it's been joked about on several other current shows as well. Then to top it off, you didn't at some point in the process of picking it, paying for the ticket, and then walking into the theater to see it, and not think, wait, WTF am I doing? You actually watched an hour of it before you finally relented? May the universe take mercy on your poor pathetic existence for you certainly take none of your own.