There once was a man from Nantucket...
...I don't remember how the rest of it goes but your mother's a whore!
I think that's a statement I'll strive to ignore
As long as I can, though it bugs me to the core
To try to neglect, turn my attention to the war
And watch screen after screen till my eyes are sore
Pride and dignity -- out the window -- just hit the floor
When that man asked "No more, rhyming, please... no more"
So I turned and I said "Please don't be a bore,
If you insist with this attitude, I'll show you the door."