NO MORE RHYMING!!! I MEAN IT!!!!

Demon-Xanth

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There once was a man from Nantucket...


...I don't remember how the rest of it goes but your mother's a whore!

:D
 

rudeguy

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There once was a man from Nantucket...
who's nose was so long he couldnt touch it....
he said with a grin, as he whiped off his chin...
chicken is good, I just ate a bucket
 

xirtam

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There once was a man from Nantucket...


...I don't remember how the rest of it goes but your mother's a whore!
I think that's a statement I'll strive to ignore
As long as I can, though it bugs me to the core
To try to neglect, turn my attention to the war
And watch screen after screen till my eyes are sore
Pride and dignity -- out the window -- just hit the floor
When that man asked "No more, rhyming, please... no more"
So I turned and I said "Please don't be a bore,
If you insist with this attitude, I'll show you the door."
 

Demon-Xanth

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Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
There once was a man from Nantucket...
who's nose was so long he couldnt touch it....
he said with a grin, as he whiped off his chin...
chicken is good, I just ate a bucket

BAH! You ruined a perfectly good Celebrity Jeopardy reference.