NO MORE RHYMING!!! I MEAN IT!!!!

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yowolabi

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Okay, I'll give you what you've been searching for,
You obviously want the opposite of what you implore,
So i'll give up a verse or two, or three, or four,
Of senseless rhymes, for your restless mind to explore

And to top it off, i'm gonna give an additional treat
Simply because I have a deep affection for geeks
I'm creating dope new rhymes to keep you glued to your seat
And keep your head shaking like Frenchmen, and looking to gods like the Greeks

Words to keep you moaning and groaning, bemoaning the notion that starting me rhyming was a smart thing this morning
Words that later, you'll find yourself intoning, wondering if you've ended up in the twilight zone cuz, all of a sudden you find yourself condoning cloning
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: KC5AV
Originally posted by: JoPh
am i missing something here?:confused:

Obviously.

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that!
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead!
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH!!
 

rudeguy

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CraigRT

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hahah, awesome!!! what is the point of this thread anyways? I must have missed something earlier.. :confused:
 

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
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Originally posted by: Yield
hahah, awesome!!! what is the point of this thread anyways? I must have missed something earlier.. :confused:

who knows...this thread blows

 

KC5AV

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Originally posted by: Yield
hahah, awesome!!! what is the point of this thread anyways? I must have missed something earlier.. :confused:

Come on, man... this is Off Topic. Threads aren't supposed to have a point.
 

captains

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orderless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid......iocane powder.......i bet me life on it
 

radioouman

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Originally posted by: captains
orderless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid......iocane powder.......i bet me life on it

crazy, pointless, ruthless, fruitless,
I just want to vomit.
 

Kadarin

Lifer
Nov 23, 2001
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Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
Originally posted by: Yield
hahah, awesome!!! what is the point of this thread anyways? I must have missed something earlier.. :confused:

who knows...this thread blows

He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.
 

Yall are just white boys tryin to make a fuss,
But all yall just ride the short bus,
SO when ya wanna come stepping to the rhymin' machine, you better bring your soap cuz ill rinse your a$$ squeaky clean!