The best part was that the Chiefs beat the Ravens by exploiting their dirty punkass nature against them. Kelce laughing after he trolled Vannoy into headbutting him was hilarious.
I did enjoy how both the Bills and Ravens fans tried to troll the Chiefs by doing 7 Nation Army to sound like the Arrowhead chant (which is racist and people should stop doing; also wondering if they started calling it "Chiefs Kingdom" in advance of expecting to have to change their name too, with opportunity to maybe go with Monarchs for the KC history; I think they also briefly had the Kings pro basketball team; oooh plus Mahomes can start "OMAHA"), and now their fans are left to cry after the Chiefs crushed their dreams. Well Lamar hadn't faced Mahomes playoff Chiefs so that was his first taste of "playoffs? we're talking playoffs?" (that commercial would be so much better without Kevin Hart who adds nothing to it).
This ain't the Alex Smith led Chiefs where you can grab a rebound fumble and dive in like Luck or throw a TD pass to yourself like Mariotta, and win the game, Lamar.
I also loved Harbaugh acting "WTF" after Clowney smacked Mahomes in the head after they'd already tried to uppercut his head off earlier. You raised a dirty team, you shouldn't be surprised when their dirty antics fuck you in the ass unless you're just a piece of shit who's like "how was that a penalty?!?" like the people who apparently don't know what defensive holding is (one of the Ravens players sure does though, blatant no call, but then when Chris Jones can get tripped and shoved from behind in the end zone going after Lamar and they don't call holding, think it evens out). Wonder if his brother had second thoughts, then again I have a hunch the NCAA probably told him he'd better jump or else they'll reveal all the shit he was up to at Michigan and vacating his title. But him going to Seattle would've been nice just for the drama.
Flowers fumbling into the end zone after the taunting penalty and then injuring himself throwing a tantrum on the sidelines, like, WTF these are grown ass men, right? Surprised Lamar didn't spike his helmet right back to himself.
Oh I forgot that one shit talking dipshit (0 or 6) helmet first when he jumped offsides. What a fucking dumbass. Then again knowing those assholes that was intentional (I know the announcers speculated that causing an offside penalty was probably intentional to try and stop the clock, doubt they'd be dumb enough to give free 1st down).
Its time people start calling Baltimore's "passion" what it is, dirty fuckin bullshit.
I guess what I'm trying to say is:
D deserves the game ball, and sadly Chiefs probably gonna lose Chris Jones as they're not gonna pay him this offseason, dude is a stud and deserves to get paid. Unless Mahomes pays him under the table or something. Maybe hook him up with a few of the ALL OF THE COMMERCIALS that apparently him and Kelce got. Well, except for EVERY MOVIE that apparently requires John Cena to be in it now. But you know its bad when even Ah-nuld gets overshadowed.
I also loved how Kelce flipped off the Bills fans right after throwing the ball into the stands after one of the TDs and then did the heart. I think he was actually trolling the fans with the heart gesture too, but hey as long as they keep annoying the piss out of opposing fans I'm cool with them saying it was for Taylor.
One last thing, so there's all the speculation about Bill Bellyache and him not getting a coaching job (he wants a team set to compete now, only team close was the Cowboys and we see Jerruh still can't get over the ego bruising the Sausage King of Dallas Jimmie Johnson getting credit for the 90s Cowboys). Don't be surprised if more open up. Reid was considering retiring after last season if I remember correctly. Even though I can't stand the sourpuss, the collective head explosion across the league if Bill got Mahomes would be worth it. I say Spags deserves to take over. Maybe Bienemy can come back and co-head coach in KC, each focusing on one side of the ball.
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