NFL 2022 Season

Muadib

Lifer
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I stopped watching the Vikings last year, because it was so painful. I no longer have the Ticket, and I think that will be a good thing.
 

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
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The wiffle ball has been placed on the t. Let’s see what happens next!
 

KMFJD

Lifer
Aug 11, 2005
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Watching some training camp videos and damn, that team is going to run through walls for coach Campbell, can't wait for Hard Knocks
 

Torn Mind

Lifer
Nov 25, 2012
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7-10. Washington. Wentz hits all incentives despite sucking ass down the stretch and throwing interceptions.
 

KMFJD

Lifer
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Hard Knocks :)

Duce Staley and Aaron Glenn rivalry is fantastic tv
 
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Torn Mind

Lifer
Nov 25, 2012
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Tom Brady will finally win a Super Bowl. This is the year!!!
He lost his asshole center to a knee injury. Means he has to train the next guy regarding towels and baby powder.

 
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Lifer
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He lost his asshole center to a knee injury. Means he has to train the next guy regarding towels and baby powder.


Wow.... talk about things I never considered!

The "butt-sweat" factor rotfl! :p
 

Torn Mind

Lifer
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Wow.... talk about things I never considered!

The "butt-sweat" factor rotfl! :p
Mark Schlereth mentioned he used to just piss in his pants during games...I think it was one of those Broncos' Super Bowl documentaries or something.

I might be concerned just a tad of Brady's older centers...if it was classic J&J baby powder...that'd be the same shit that was causing ovarian cancer in women, primarily women of color. Cancer of the rectum isn't fun.
 
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A little more googling and here is an older 2019 article.

With Woody, Brady did his best to grin, bear it, and just play football. But when Woody's successor Dan Koppen took over the job, Brady found his solution — sticking a towel down his center's pants.
Guess Brady was afraid of Woody, unlike the others.

"There was a ritual where he would put the towel in. It's up to him," Koppen told The Athletic. "So, he put the towel in the centers before the game and made sure (it was in place). You know, I mean, I'm sure putting your hands back there, I don't think you want to go into a sweaty vat."
My, oh my. Hands-on

Brady's towel strategy stems from both hygiene and a bit of gamesmanship. Aside from the inherent ickiness of coming into contact with his center's sweat play after play, keeping the ball and his hands dry throughout the game minimizes the chances of a costly fumble or turnover.
Maybe he fancies seeing something else? ;)

"It was something that was very different for me at first, especially when he grabs you as a rookie in training camp and throws a towel down your butt," Andrews told The Athletic. "Pulling your shorts back, dumping baby powder down your butt. But that's part of it, and obviously, if it affects how he operates, you want to be as good as you can about it."
It's not voluntary or with any level of privacy.

Maybe Tom could have been more accomodating...by telling his center to buy women's pads. XD
 
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