Newly elected GOP congressman (NY) appears to have lied about ... EVERYTHING

[ivwshane]

It’s like you intentionally try to be as ignorant and obtuse as possible.

There is no “trying”, that’s what he’s doing!

 

[Indus]

https://pix11.com/ap-political/ap-ex-us-rep-george-santos-faces-sentencing-for-fraud-after-duping-donors-and-voters/

7 years.. but I wonder if he gets a pardon soonish?

 

[Greenman]

https://pix11.com/ap-political/ap-ex-us-rep-george-santos-faces-sentencing-for-fraud-after-duping-donors-and-voters/

7 years.. but I wonder if he gets a pardon soonish?

I certainly hope not.

 

[conspireagainst]

Seven years is actually more than I expected. Kind of a win until he gets released in a few months with a suspended sentence (if he even gets remanded at all). This kind of thing goes on frequently, he just took it way too far because he thought nobody would notice or care. What a creep! Good riddance.

 

[fskimospy]

Seven years is actually more than I expected. Kind of a win until he gets released in a few months with a suspended sentence (if he even gets remanded at all). This kind of thing goes on frequently, he just took it way too far because he thought nobody would notice or care. What a creep! Good riddance.

It is sort of funny how what doomed him was actually winning.

 

[UNCjigga]

https://pix11.com/ap-political/ap-ex-us-rep-george-santos-faces-sentencing-for-fraud-after-duping-donors-and-voters/

7 years.. but I wonder if he gets a pardon soonish?

Depends on which Trump crony he can pay the most to vouch for him.

 

[pmv]

It is sort of funny how what doomed him was actually winning.

Basically the plot of Mel Brooks' The Producers.

 

[hal2kilo]

Basically the plot of Mel Brooks' The Producers.

He cried like a bitch at sentencing. No shocked look on my face.

 

[iRONic]

Not gonna read the link. Is he required to make restitution?

 

[conspireagainst]

"As part of a plea deal, Santos has agreed to pay roughly $580,000 in penalties in addition to prison time."

I'm assuming that he doesn't have that kind of money, considering he grifted everything he's got. Maybe someone will loan it to him? Haha

 

[iRONic]

Shitlol

Thanks.

 

[VRAMdemon]

I expect a pardon. It's a perfect "own da libs" moment for TrumpCo.

I can picture Santos telling the guards he’s been pardoned so they should just unlock his cell door and let him leave. Or I can picture Santos pleading that he needs to be given a compassionate release because all three of his mothers are dying, or some bullshit.

"Please excuse Santos from prison today, both of his mothers are dying"

Signed, Santos’s Mother

The release orders will be coming from the attorneys general office signed by Ron Vero, Anthony Zabrovsky and Anthony Devolder. Perfectly legitimate.

This clown is a lifelong grifter, same as Trump. 7 months of prison isn't going to change that.

 

[manly]

"As part of a plea deal, Santos has agreed to pay roughly $580,000 in penalties in addition to prison time."

I'm assuming that he doesn't have that kind of money, considering he grifted everything he's got. Maybe someone will loan it to him? Haha

My guess is his net worth is much closer to 0.

Anything could happen, but Trump usually pardons people he likes or for some political purposes. Not sure he has any affinity to Santos to grant his freedom.

 

[GodisanAtheist]

My guess is his net worth is much closer to 0.

Anything could happen, but Trump usually pardons people he likes or for some political purposes. Not sure he has any affinity to Santos to grant his freedom.

-On a large enough scale, everyone's net worth is closer to $0...

 

[gothuevos]

It is sort of funny how what doomed him was actually winning.

Will make for a great movie.

 

[Pohemi]

Will make for a great movie.

"This week on Lifetime™ Network...the story of a crossdresser-in-hiding with four mothers whose chickens came home to roost."

 

[Indus]

"This week on Lifetime™ Network...the story of a crossdresser-in-hiding with four mothers whose chickens came home to roost."

Wait, what??

Santos was a cross dresser??!??!??

Never knew that.. was this another alias to get more fradulent funds?

 

[WelshBloke]

Will make for a great movie.

Too far fetched and unbelievable!

 

[WelshBloke]

Wait, what??

Santos was a cross dresser??!??!??

Tbf that was the most normal thing he's done!

 

[allisolm]

He started his 7-year prison term today. I guess we'll see how that goes.

"I’m not depressed," he wrote. "I have no intentions of harming myself, and I will not willingly engage in any sexual activity while I’m in there. If anything comes out suggesting otherwise, consider it a lie … full stop.”

I consider everything that comes out of his mouth to be a lie.

George Santos reports to prison for 7-year fraud sentence after flurry of morbid messages

“I’m not built for this,” the former Republican representative told Tucker Carlson in an interview that aired earlier this month.

www.msnbc.com

 

[manly]

He started his 7-year prison term today. I guess we'll see how that goes.

"I’m not depressed," he wrote. "I have no intentions of harming myself, and I will not willingly engage in any sexual activity while I’m in there. If anything comes out suggesting otherwise, consider it a lie … full stop.”

I consider everything that comes out of his mouth to be a lie.

George Santos reports to prison for 7-year fraud sentence after flurry of morbid messages

“I’m not built for this,” the former Republican representative told Tucker Carlson in an interview that aired earlier this month.

www.msnbc.com

He gets free room and board, and health care.
Probably a better deal than he could legally swing as a free civilian.

 

[Perknose]

He started his 7-year prison term today. I guess we'll see how that goes.

"I’m not depressed," he wrote. "I have no intentions of harming myself, and I will not willingly engage in any sexual activity while I’m in there. If anything comes out suggesting otherwise, consider it a lie … full stop.”

I consider everything that comes out of his mouth to be a lie.

George Santos reports to prison for 7-year fraud sentence after flurry of morbid messages

“I’m not built for this,” the former Republican representative told Tucker Carlson in an interview that aired earlier this month.

www.msnbc.com

"I will not willingly engage in any sexual activity while I’m in there"

The prospect is definitely on that bent b*ugger's mind, a secret thrill of making new friends in the shower!

Like allisom said . . .

 

[HomerJS]

I’m surprised Trump don’t pardon. He loves Santos’s kind of corruption

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

He started his 7-year prison term today. I guess we'll see how that goes.

"I’m not depressed," he wrote. "I have no intentions of harming myself, and I will not willingly engage in any sexual activity while I’m in there. If anything comes out suggesting otherwise, consider it a lie … full stop.”

I consider everything that comes out of his mouth to be a lie.

George Santos reports to prison for 7-year fraud sentence after flurry of morbid messages

“I’m not built for this,” the former Republican representative told Tucker Carlson in an interview that aired earlier this month.

www.msnbc.com

What a fucking weird thing to say.

Reminds me of guardians of the galaxy.
"Normal people don't even think about eating someone else, much less that person having to be grateful for it!"

 

[Greenman]

His last X post. This guy is really weird. My hunch is he's going to enjoy the showers a lot more than he lets on.

Well, darlings…The curtain falls, the spotlight dims, and the rhinestones are packed. From the halls of Congress to the chaos of cable news what a ride it’s been! Was it messy? Always. Glamorous? Occasionally. Honest? I tried… most days. To my supporters: You made this wild political cabaret worth it. To my critics: Thanks for the free press. I may be leaving the stage (for now), but trust me legends never truly exit. Forever fabulously yours, George