New scam, 300 dollar magic wands.

[Hugo Drax]

These guys started it.

http://www.eamega.com/es/usa-products/usa-personal-wellness/usa-amproducts/am-wand

These guys claim their magic wand is even better, and the only true magic wand compared to the rest.


http://iyashisource.com


I find it amazing that the law of "A sucker is born every minute." Has held up consistently.

 

[KLin]

For that price, I better be able to cast cock of the infinite right off the bat after I put on my wizard hat and robe.

 

[Hugo Drax]

For that price, I better be able to cast cock of the infinite right off the bat after I put on my wizard hat and robe.

http://iyashisource.com/iyashi-store/iyashi-pendant/law-of-attraction-pendant

They sell a special pendant that exudes energies and is supposed to get you laid. Made with lab grown synthetic unicorn tears.

 

[lxskllr]

http://iyashisource.com


I find it amazing that the law of "A sucker is born every minute." Has held up consistently.

You can trade in your fraudulent wand here...

http://iyashisource.com/iyashi-store/wand-trade-in/amega-wand-trade-in

I think it's great that there's companies looking out for us, and will take a personal loss for the betterment of humanity.

 

[Jeff7]

*sigh*

Sometimes I wish I didn't have any sense of ethics.

On the other hand, this might be doing society a service, like taking a sharp knife away from a toddler before he hurts himself.
Some people can't be trusted with money.

 

[lxskllr]

*sigh*

Sometimes I wish I didn't have any sense of ethics.

On the other hand, this might be doing society a service, like taking a sharp knife away from a toddler before he hurts himself.
Some people can't be trusted with money.

It would never occur to me to make magic wands, or that there would be a market for them. I'd probably die of laughter before I finished writing the ad copy for the website :^D

 

[Jeff7]

Cellphone protector.

By sticking it to your cell phone all electromagnetic radiation within a 2-3 foot radius will be blocked.

Holy hell, they've built a small cloaking device!

Shieldite needs to be grounded or earthed frequently to discharge the negative built up of emfs it accumulates while working to protect you from emfs throughout the day.

And it's also an EMF storage device. All for just $24.95!!!

 

[lxskllr]

Cellphone protector.

Holy hell, they've built a small cloaking device!

SONofaBITCH!! Every time I use my cell phone protector, my call gets dropped!

 

[mmntech]

I bought this and tired a simple leviosa spell. Damn thing doesn't work. I took it apart and it doesn't have any phoenix feathers or unicorn hair inside. Just some sand. Bloody muggles. Knew I should have gone to Ollivanders.

 

[Hugo Drax]

SONofaBITCH!! Every time I use my cell phone protector, my call gets dropped!

That's good. That means is doing its job. But according to the instructions you have to ground it every 24 hours to discharge the energies absorbed.

 

[DrPizza]

I'm not in favor of the death penalty, but if even one granny falls for this scam, the owners of that site should be rounded up and shot.

edit: okay, that was a bit of hyperbole.

But, any advertising that makes claims during the ad such as: " They have powerful healing qualities" but then puts in the weasel statement at the end: " Amega Global products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease and no inference should be made in that regard about any of the information contained herein."
BULLSHIT. You made such a claim in the advertisement. You said the product had powerful healing qualities. Please, legislators, fix this so that these bullshit marketers are fined.

 

[Hugo Drax]

https://iyashisource.com/ShiedliteCareAndGroundingGuideV1.0.pdf

Holy crap. Check out the instruction manual.
Pretty elaborate steps for grounding.

They sell a special grounding plug if you can't get anything better than 2 millivolts according to the fluke multimeter.

 

[JManInPhoenix]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZF79Eyp_2A

 

[Number1]

What a bunch of nonsensical bullshit. Any body who would fall for this gets what they deserve.

 

[mnewsham]

How to Use:

Point the Black Tip AmWand and rotate clockwise 3,9,18 times
For more effectiveness, point as close as possible
You can also stir liquids with Black Tip AMWand
Use the Black Tip AMWand on face to energize the skin
Use the Black Tip AMWand to energize your food and water
Press and rotate at least 3 times on all finger and toe tips to unblock energy blockages

a 12 year old should be able to tell this is bullshit.

 

[SSSnail]

For fear of turning this into a religion thread... :hmm:

 

[lxskllr]

a 12 year old should be able to tell this is bullshit.

Someone that should have known better lent me a book on pyramidology once. It was a struggle getting through it with my head intact. Even if you accepted some of what they said on faith, portions were contradicted later in the book. It's like the guy didn't remember what he previously wrote. I couldn't believe the guy that lent it to me believed that crap.

 

[ElFenix]

maybe nsfw

Spoiler

this magic wand seems to work
:sneaky:

 

[ForumMaster]

ever heard of the placebo effect?

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Dude, I clicked one and it was on sale for 30% off. I bought one. I can just resell it on EBay at a 30% profit.

 

[BertolomeoDiaz]

it´s sad that it´s aimed at sick people who might be desperate enough to believe in whatever straw of hope is held in their direction with their cancer or hiv or multiple sklerosis or whatever fear inspiring disease or disability

 

[bradley]

There are small battery operated PEMF devices that do have healing properties. Though I'm not sure exactly what this particular device represents.

 

[Fritzo]

But....it has AMized Fusion Technology!!!

 

[Doomer]

Forrest Gump was right.

 

[JMapleton]

Japanese name - check.
Expensive price - check.
Technology that cannot be explained - check.
Infomercial - check.

Sounds scammy.