New scam, 300 dollar magic wands.

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Thebobo

Lifer
Jun 19, 2006
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How to Use:

Point the Black Tip AmWand and rotate clockwise 3,9,18 times

:rolleyes:
 

lxskllr

No Lifer
Nov 30, 2004
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How to Use:

Point the Black Tip AmWand and rotate clockwise 3,9,18 times

:rolleyes:

I know. Stupid, right? Everyone knows you have to rotate anti-clockwise. Clockwise rotation increases tension in your body, and makes your chakras feel stressed. The correct anti-clockwise rotation releases tension, and reduces stress.
 

Pray To Jesus

Diamond Member
Mar 14, 2011
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The only magic wand worth a damn:

hitachi_magic_wand-4.jpg

I use it to massage my back. It's pretty good.
 

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
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Also, just after I joined Amega, I was stung by a bee. I used the AMWand on the sting immediately and it disappeared only to return significantly reduced and without any pain four days later. This was rather curious so I wanded it again and it disappeared once more and hasn’t returned. I have a long track record of bites and stings and in the past they would swell up, become exceedingly itchy and take a long time to disappear. Not anymore. Now all I need to do is wand them within the first couple of minutes and they literally disappear or become minor. Sometimes I use the EGA Therapeutic Oil if the itch persists and I find that to be very soothing and that the wound or bite heals very rapidly with no trace of a scar."
http://www.eamega.com/es/usa-news/usa-testimonials/usa-product-testimonials
 

destrekor

Lifer
Nov 18, 2005
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Why do I never think of the genius ways in which I can scam people and get rich quick.

Well, probably because I'm a nice guy and clearly have no inner-businessman to channel. :(