Home prices, general expense of everything in the Bay Area, unemployment, under-employment, falling wages, slashed benefits, unexpected consequences of Obamacare, the prevalence of hipster douchebags, the 49ers disappointing yet again, accidentally wandered into San Mateo and became filled with existential disgust at the realization you'll never be as successful as those assholes, the realization that everyone else lumps all of California in with Los Angeles even though you're totally not like them, the sheer orangeness of the thing, Tim Lincecum, traffic, fog, your calves just can't take any more of these fucking hills, tourists, starry-eyed young idiots coming to the city to "find themselves," the plight of the California Brown Pelican, the line at Ghirardelli, a bad batch of acid, the sheer irony of existence, the Oakland Bay Bridge is way across town and, fuck it, I've got nothing better to do.
