You'll make a good lesson for kids that fap too much.
At a company I used to work at, they had this formal bash downtown in a hotel and you could get a room to stay overnight. You had to wear a suit or tux. Why on earth would anyone want to go to something like that? I can't even comprehend it.
No free meal is worth having to tolerate coworkers while dressed in a monkey suit on your own personal time.![]()
