New kind of girl thread: How should I come onto my UPS chick

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tm37

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Originally posted by: Smackem
Originally posted by: AnyMal
Originally posted by: Smackem
I dont have to ask for advice, I just like to hear ppls input. Trust me, I am not gonna make my decision based soley on what you guys say. I don't hit on chicks much while they are at work.

I have more of a chance than any one else on this board. As a matter of fact, given my luck lately I say i got a 20-30% chance of having sex with her within a week.
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Judging by this convuluted statement, it's a safe bet you're still a virgin. And will remain one for a looooooong time.
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I think its safe to bet that I have had 5x as many fantasies that will never come true as you. I download porn From all over the world, watching sex so nasty, and with so many animals, it would make larry flint blush. Keep you mouth shut.
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Munky

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Originally posted by: Smackem
heh a board full of computer nerds. I just wana know how to come onto an older girl.

I guess convincing yourself that I don't have more luck with the ladies than you is a natural ego defense mechnism. If a guy who accidently misspelt 'women' on the internet gets more ass than a toilet seat, it might make you feel kind of bad about your own sexual activity.

If you guys really feel this bad about your own sex lifes, maybe you need to examine that rather than nef/proofread my thread.


or you can just tell me how I should come on to a girl significantly older than me. like i said, the only ones I have ever been with have huge emotional problems and just throw themselves at young guys. But man, they will put a lovin on you soap and water wont wash off.
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Ok there, kiddo. First of all, let me see you bench 110lb dumbells in each hand at least 10 times before you go on calling people nerds, I definitely don't like little pukes who think they're all the sh!t (And I'm 24, by the way). And I've got news for you - for every hot girl you see there's a guy who's tired of bangigng her. It migh even be someone else from this forum, :p. 25 year old girls are not that much different from 20 year olds, if you really get as many chicks as you say, you shouldn't even be asking us for advice on this issue.
 
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yoda291

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I look at her. She looks at me. Those deep blue eyes reaching down into my soul filling me with this unnatural heat. I can tell she wants me. She says as much. I tell her that I love her and it's been too long since we last spoke. She gestures to me - no more talking. She's teasing me now, I long to reach out and touch her...wrap myself up in her silky laughter from now to always. Alas, the time comes for her to leave and I see as she waves her perfectly sculpted hand and fades from my sight. I strain my eyes to drink in the last of her as she disappears, loneliness threatening to consume me once again. Bolstering myself in a rare moment of inspiration, I vow to bring more quarters to the peep show booth.
 
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Slickone

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Shame you can't ask an honest question on AT.


OK, so next time your UPS package comes, tell her your a PC guru and ask her "You like to party? Wanna have a LAN party? Wanna come in and help me install my cold cathode tube in your firewire port while I'm cooling your northbridge? Maybe even install the Slot A?".
 
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glugglug

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Find out her address. Ship yourself to her place, like the guy who put himself in a box with shipping labels to go from NY to TX.
 
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lavagirl669

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Originally posted by: Smackem
I dont have to ask for advice, I just like to hear ppls input. Trust me, I am not gonna make my decision based soley on what you guys say. I don't hit on chicks much while they are at work.

I have more of a chance than any one else on this board. As a matter of fact, given my luck lately I say i got a 20-30% chance of having sex with her within a week.
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As a matter of fact, with a statement like that, I'd say you have a ZERO percent chance of even getting the time of day from her or any woman.
 
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imported_Kensai

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Originally posted by: Slickone
Shame you can't ask an honest question on AT.


OK, so next time your UPS package comes, tell her your a PC guru and ask her "You like to party? Wanna have a LAN party? Wanna come in and help me install my cold cathode tube in your firewire port while I'm cooling your northbridge? Maybe even install the Slot A?".
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Koing

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What a tool.

Women are women. You approach them the same as always with any women. The age isn't that great and is only 5yrs.

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torpid

Lifer
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OK so someone watched an adult movie with a UPS girl and wondered hypothetically whether the scene was plausible or not then?
 
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CycloWizard

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Slickone
Shame you can't ask an honest question on AT.


OK, so next time your UPS package comes, tell her your a PC guru and ask her "You like to party? Wanna have a LAN party? Wanna come in and help me install my cold cathode tube in your firewire port while I'm cooling your northbridge? Maybe even install the Slot A?".
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He claims he's 20 and suggests taking her out to a bar. How 'honest' can he be? He's either got a fake ID or he's a lying POS. 'Phony' is an apt description in either case even if the rest of what he says is true, which it isn't.
 
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