New James Bond wants a Gay Scene in upcoming movie

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fustercluck

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Sounds like tabloid stuff to me. I heard Britney and Paris are lesbian lovers, and Lindsay feels left out :p
 

Turin39789

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Originally posted by: Ronstang
Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
Originally posted by: Ronstang
Originally posted by: illusion88
Death of a franchise
EDIT: I have no problem with homosexuals but why should there be a change to a famous and beloved character? This is as bad as George Lucas changing Star Wars.

Exactly my thought. It will kill the franchise and taint a character many have loved for decades. Why do idiots in the entertainment industry think they can just change long loved characters to meet their agenda? How did that remake of the Honeymooners fare?

how about casting will smith as the next james bond.

hey, he did jim west, why couldn't he do james bond?

To this day I have never seen the new Wild Wild West movie with Will Smith. I like Will Smith and always have since the Fresh Prince of Belair days but I grew up watching the TV show The Wild Wild West and I am sorry but Jim West was white. There is also a lot of wishful thinking that a black character like Jim West could have existed in the time period it is portrayed....as sad as that is. I do not watch remakes where creative license is used to completely recreate the character to fit the agenda of the liberals in the entertainment industry. Too bad there isn't enough talent in Hollywood anymore to actually have any fesh ideas that would allow them to create new characters that will have staying power.


LOL. There is also a lot of wishful thinking that a white character like Jim West could have existed in the time period it is portrayed...as sad as that is. It's a fictional character. I'd like to think that the presidents back then acted the way they did on the show, that would be hilarious. It's not a bad movie, go see it.
 

Hyperlite

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Originally posted by: JS80
Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: MaxDepth
Oh, great and why don't we remake all the old films into gay themed ones...

Dr. Yessir!
Thunderballs
Gay Another Day
...

Brownfinger
The Man with the Golden Shower
A View to a Wang

HAHAHA :laugh:

ROFL!!! that is hilarious.
 

Hyperlite

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Originally posted by: Adaman
Sounds like tabloid stuff to me. I heard Britney and Paris are lesbian lovers, and Lindsay feels left out :p

screw that, lindsay is the only one i would watch.
 

halik

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I can't stand Putin... errr the new Bond. The latest movie sucked imo.
 

iamaelephant

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Originally posted by: Ronstang

To this day I have never seen the new Wild Wild West movie with Will Smith. I like Will Smith and always have since the Fresh Prince of Belair days but I grew up watching the TV show The Wild Wild West and I am sorry but Jim West was white. There is also a lot of wishful thinking that a black character like Jim West could have existed in the time period it is portrayed....as sad as that is. I do not watch remakes where creative license is used to completely recreate the character to fit the agenda of the liberals in the entertainment industry. Too bad there isn't enough talent in Hollywood anymore to actually have any fesh ideas that would allow them to create new characters that will have staying power.

Why do you feel it necessary to throw the words "liberal" or "conservative" into every thread you visit? Jeez you give me the sh!ts.
 

halik

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Originally posted by: JS80
Originally posted by: JS80
1. Dr. No
2. From Russia With Love
3. Goldfinger
4. Thunderball
5. You Only Live Twice
6. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
7. Diamonds Are Forever
8. Live and Let Die
9. The Man with the Golden Gun
10. The Spy Who Loved Me
11. Moonraker
12. For Your Eyes Only
13. Octopussy
14. A View to a Kill
15. The Living Daylights
16. Licence to Kill
17. GoldenEye
18. Tomorrow Never Dies
19. The World is Not Enough
20. Die Another Day
21. Casino Royale (2006)
22. "Bond 22" (2008)

Go hit em up

1.
2. From Behind With Love
3. Brownfinger
4. Thunderballs
5.
6. On Top of Her Majesty's Secret Service
7. Diamonds Are For Gays Too
8. Give and Let Give
9. The Man with the Golden Penis (I guess Austin Powers did that already)
10. The Spy Who Loved Me From Behind
11. Moonlicker
12. Octopenis
13. For Your Butt Only
14. A Hole to Fill
15. The Living Gaylights
16. License to Fill
17. GoldenEyed Penis
18.
19. A Man is Not Enough
20. Gay Another Day
21. Casino West Hollywood

LMFAO!!!
 

MBrown

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Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: LeiZaK
Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: MaxDepth
Oh, great and why don't we remake all the old films into gay themed ones...

Dr. Yessir!
Thunderballs
Gay Another Day
...

Brownfinger
The Man with the Golden Shower
A View to a Wang

Don't forget Octopenis

The Spy who Sucked Me
You Only Lisp Twice
For Your Rear Only



Edit: if there is a hell I'll see you all there

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 

aidanjm

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Originally posted by: 0
The heart-throb actor has also reportedly told studio chiefs he is prepared to film a full frontal nude scene to please both his male and female admirers.

according to Judie Dench, Daniel Craig is hung like a horse. :Q
 

K1052

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Originally posted by: aidanjm
Originally posted by: 0
The heart-throb actor has also reportedly told studio chiefs he is prepared to film a full frontal nude scene to please both his male and female admirers.

according to Judie Dench, Daniel Craig is hung like a horse. :Q

I am both disgusted and intrigued at the same time.
 

WhoBeDaPlaya

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Originally posted by: JasonSix78
Let him do a seperate gay-themed movie and leave the damned James Bond series out of this. What next, Chuck Norris in the sequel to brokeback mountain?
No, Chuck Norris in the next Bond film. Man, now I hate roundhouse kicks, they're so teh gay :p

 
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Originally posted by: JS80
Originally posted by: JS80
1. Dr. No
2. From Russia With Love
3. Goldfinger
4. Thunderball
5. You Only Live Twice
6. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
7. Diamonds Are Forever
8. Live and Let Die
9. The Man with the Golden Gun
10. The Spy Who Loved Me
11. Moonraker
12. For Your Eyes Only
13. Octopussy
14. A View to a Kill
15. The Living Daylights
16. Licence to Kill
17. GoldenEye
18. Tomorrow Never Dies
19. The World is Not Enough
20. Die Another Day
21. Casino Royale (2006)
22. "Bond 22" (2008)

Go hit em up

1. Dr. Ho
2. From Behind With Love
3. Brownfinger
4. Thunderballs
5. You Only Came Twice?
6. On Top of Her Majesty's Secret Service
7. Diamonds Are For Gays Too
8. Give and Let Give
9. The Man with the Golden Penis (I guess Austin Powers did that already)
10. The Spy Who Loved Me From Behind
11. Moonlicker
12. Octopenis
13. For Your Butt Only
14. A Hole to Fill
15. The Living Gaylights
16. License to Fill
17. GoldenEyed Penis
18. Tomorrow Never Dies, Unless It Gets AIDS
19. A Man is Not Enough
20. Gay Another Day
21. Casino West Hollywood

Thank you, I'll be on the next non-stop to hell :D

- M4H
 

getbush

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I doubt the validity of the source but anyway full frontal of any sort will never happen in any Bond film. They must keep the PG-13 rating for $$$
 

5to1baby1in5

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It would have to be a scene where bond has to get close to the bad guy, so here is a list of villains.

Bond Villains:

Dr. No Dr. No, Like This
Auric Goldfinger Brown Member
Emilio Largo Emilio Large - O
Dr. Kananga - AKA Mr. Big No Change
Francisco Scaramanga "San Francisco" Scaramanga
Oddjob Knob Job
Jaws Gums
and of course
SPECTRE Agent No. 3 SPHINCTER Agent No. 2
 

Paddington

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Seeing the side of Daniel Craig's ass was already too much. I really don't think they should have gone there in Casino Royal.

Seeing Daniel Craig's cock or for that matter, any cock in a future James Bond film is a line that should not be crossed. These movies are PG-13, but are essentially family movies. I grew up watching James Bond films and they should keep them somewhat clean, with any sexual stuff suggested and definitely no homosexuality.
 

UNCjigga

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"Hey there Q-bunny, how's it hanging? I really love what you did with your hair--it's so white! It really blends with that labcoat! Is that new product your using? So uhh, what does 'Q' stand for anyway, you sly devil!"