New Girl

[Aharami]

this is why men really should only have a woman they think is truly hot around for 30mins to overnight at max...maybe a weekend.

I had a chick in my hotel room tonight, she got denied buying wine due to her credit card being cancelled by her boyfriend. I picked it up all of $15. Long story short as we talked for a while in the place, "do you live around here?" I said I am at a hotel a couple mins up the road. She asked if I'd like to drink together.

She got what I thought was frisky, went to use the bathroom and came out in her boy shorts and her T-shirt.

I tried to put on the moves but she told me she's not ready for it, but she'd be staying here for a few days once she got home to her own credit cards.

I am here until the 18th. I think I made a bad impression on her though.

what the fuck does this post have anything to with this thread?

 

[SunnyD]

I wouldn't... no, COULDN'T argue with either. Hell, if I had to make a choice, I'd just sit and watch.

 

[Aharami]

OMG I thought I was the only person to notice that!

Of course she could probably gain 75 lbs and I'd still lick the inside of them.

nope, noticed them also. i was like wtf?! those legs belong to someone 50 lbs heavier.

 

[waggy]

Her sister is hotter.

WHAT! they are sisters? oh..man that adds more to when i f...err nvm.


but NO her sister is NOT hotter.



edit: adorkable? LOL

 

[0roo0roo]

yea well i don't care how cute she is, there are too many other good shows on tv to waste watching something like new girl or whitney. her sisters show is just as bad.

 

[waggy]

yea well i don't care how cute she is, there are too many other good shows on tv to waste watching something like new girl or whitney. her sisters show is just as bad.

i hate bones.

 

[Perknose]

i hate bones.

I like Bones. Not brilliant, but likable characters all around. I might even let what's his face take me from behind as long as Bones was simultaneously under me.

I couldn't get through 15 minutes of Whitney, though. That show is really, really, really bad, and that woman is uber annoying.

 

[Skel]

Zooey is a terrible actress in THIS show. I really don't like her at all. BUT - the guys really make up for it. If there was a way to make the show focus on them more with her being a minor character, it'd be great.

That’s funny, I find the guys acting really bad. I’m not sure if they’re bad actors, or they’re just not really given much to do on this show. It’s her show, and really it’s all about her. When they try subplots for them they feel forced and disjointed to me. The girlfriend likes this show, and I find myself wanting to like the show, but it’s just not there for me. Her quirky but hip thing gets old for me quickly.

 

[Zeze]

I might even let what's his face take me from behind as long as Bones was simultaneously under me.

 

[lyssword]

what's this thread about? anyways, i'd do her. Just sharing this little secret.

 

[waggy]

I like Bones. Not brilliant, but likable characters all around. I might even let what's his face take me from behind as long as Bones was simultaneously under me.

I couldn't get through 15 minutes of Whitney, though. That show is really, really, really bad, and that woman is uber annoying.

lol

i tried to watch bones. the show ticks me off. just something about it stinks. though i don't like any of the mystery shows. SVU is about it

 

[edro]

I like the show.

 

[0roo0roo]

I like Bones. Not brilliant, but likable characters all around. I might even let what's his face take me from behind as long as Bones was simultaneously under me.

I couldn't get through 15 minutes of Whitney, though. That show is really, really, really bad, and that woman is uber annoying.

nothing brilliant at all, all they do is talk about about how brilliant she is. her annoying behavior is what a hot girl can get away with, and the act gets old.

 

[Perknose]

nothing brilliant at all, all they do is talk about about how brilliant she is. her annoying behavior is what a hot girl can get away with, and the act gets old.

Well, ok, but for me, in Bones, her "quirky odd brilliance" shtick is better subsumed inside a larger, more interesting, and far better cast of supporting actors -- so it doesn't annoy me nearly as much.

Again, nothing groundbreaking or unique, but reasonably well done.

 

[dennilfloss]

I like Zooey's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. Simple, a tad slow, but more importantly no embellishment & going up & down scales like Mariah Carey and many soul singers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aPvL-lty4Y

I had a little crush on Zoey, but has anyone noticed her legs in this show? She wears those skirts and her legs are just....bleh. They're prototypical skinny-fat. Once I saw them, I can't unsee them.

I beg to differ. Zooey's legs look nice.

 

[brianmanahan]

i lol'd so hard at this a month ago but was vacationing in bermuda at the time. so i promised shorty id bump it later. well, ladies and gentlemen, later is NOW!

 

[brianmanahan]

i hate bones.

especially elbow bones

 

[amish]

so whatever happened to Coach in "new girl"?