New Girl

[Perknose]

New Girl, lol. If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times a possible, then have abortion after the third month of being pregnant. So I would deliver a potato-sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house. And I would do it until I had so many that the room's walls were nothing but potato-sized aborted fetuses.

Then I would have a kid and when they're bad, I woul dmake them sit in the fetus room.

I think I must have mussed that episode.

 

[dennilfloss]

Rumor has it she defends "third base" more successfully than Miggy ever did.

Rumour has it Katy Perry's clown of an ex might be dating her. What a waste if true.

 

[janas19]

I grew to really like Prime Suspect. I thought all the characters were really well done! I think PS was a victim of it's own unfortunate branding, because it was really nothing like the English/Helen Mirren original. I remember truly disliking the pilot when I saw it because I was expecting something more like the original, which it wasn't except on the surface particulars.

As for New Girl, I think the problem with quirky comedies is that you either innately "groove with da quirk" and love them or you don't. If you don't, then that particular brand of quirky artifice quickly becomes tiresome and annoying.

For instance, I really like Happy Endings, another show which I think is fairly brilliantly cast and written. But I can understand why those who have seen it and don't like might so feel. <shrug>

Prime Suspect was damned good. It's a shame it got canceled.

 

[AreaCode707]

New Girl, lol. If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times a possible, then have abortion after the third month of being pregnant. So I would deliver a potato-sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house. And I would do it until I had so many that the room's walls were nothing but potato-sized aborted fetuses.

Then I would have a kid and when they're bad, I woul dmake them sit in the fetus room.

Someone needs to send this guy's IP to the cops... there's got to be a dead body in his back yard...

 

[PottedMeat]

New Girl, lol. If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times a possible, then have abortion after the third month of being pregnant. So I would deliver a potato-sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house. And I would do it until I had so many that the room's walls were nothing but potato-sized aborted fetuses.

Then I would have a kid and when they're bad, I woul dmake them sit in the fetus room.

you sure do like potatoes

 

[HamburgerBoy]

New Girl, lol. If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times a possible, then have abortion after the third month of being pregnant. So I would deliver a potato-sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house. And I would do it until I had so many that the room's walls were nothing but potato-sized aborted fetuses.

Then I would have a kid and when they're bad, I woul dmake them sit in the fetus room.

Holy shit, I've never laughed so hard in real life over an ATOT post before.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Rumour has it Katy Perry's clown of an ex might be dating her. What a waste if true.

Well, Katy and Zooey do look quite a bit alike, with two obvious (and large) exceptions....

 

[bobdole369]

All that said, the characters she plays are adorkable!

Fixed that. She as a person - is not who she plays.

This comes to mind, just listen to it...
http://www.nerdist.com/2011/06/nerdist-podcast-97-zooey-deschanel/

 

[foghorn67]

I'm really liking the show. Something for everyone.

 

[alkemyst]

this is why men really should only have a woman they think is truly hot around for 30mins to overnight at max...maybe a weekend.

I had a chick in my hotel room tonight, she got denied buying wine due to her credit card being cancelled by her boyfriend. I picked it up all of $15. Long story short as we talked for a while in the place, "do you live around here?" I said I am at a hotel a couple mins up the road. She asked if I'd like to drink together.

She got what I thought was frisky, went to use the bathroom and came out in her boy shorts and her T-shirt.

I tried to put on the moves but she told me she's not ready for it, but she'd be staying here for a few days once she got home to her own credit cards.

I am here until the 18th. I think I made a bad impression on her though.

Please stop trying to derail threads. -Admin DrPizza

 

[Printer Bandit]

Zooey on Jimmy Fallon tonight.

 

[dwell]

Was sick of Zooey and the quirky-girl bullshit the movie right after Elf.

 

[Fingolfin269]

I can't believe it took this thread for me to realize Bones chick and her are sisters. And then just thinking about how obvious that is... wow.

Anyway, I'll always remember her from Almost Famous first. That whole 'this is why I'm leaving home to become a flight attendant' scene was hilarious but also frightening to think someone might actually rebel over Simon and Garfunkel.

 

[Triumph]

Her sister is hotter.

I like Emily a lot and think she's a good actress, but that jaw line...her face is like a box.

 

[PottedMeat]

Her sister is hotter.

Peter Griffin: I think you'd make more of a connection if you hugged her.
Peter Griffin: That's it. Now rub her back.
Peter Griffin: Okay, that's good.
Peter Griffin: Yeah, comfort her. Yeah, you like that, don't you?
Peter Griffin: Yeah, it's okay. It's okay to like it. It's very natural.
Peter Griffin: Okay, good.
Peter Griffin: Now smell her a little.

:awe:

 

[NFS4]

 

[KidNiki1]

New Girl, lol. If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times a possible, then have abortion after the third month of being pregnant. So I would deliver a potato-sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house. And I would do it until I had so many that the room's walls were nothing but potato-sized aborted fetuses.

Then I would have a kid and when they're bad, I woul dmake them sit in the fetus room.

old joke is old.....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fetus room

 

[rsutoratosu]

I like the show, I like how schmidty is always trying to pick up everyone..

 

[Wyndru]

Oh, but she is adorkable

 

[arrfep]

I wish you hadnt told me they were sisters. You should have lied and said they were girlfriends. Then I could have had a magnificent fap.

Who says those things have to be mutually exclusive??

 

[sygyzy]

Zooey is a terrible actress in THIS show. I really don't like her at all. BUT - the guys really make up for it. If there was a way to make the show focus on them more with her being a minor character, it'd be great.

 

[actuarial]

I like the show, I like how schmidty is always trying to pick up everyone..

The episode with the douchebag jar was amazing. He is definitely my favourite character.

Has anyone seen my croquet cleats?

Hey Jess, have you seen my other timepiece?

Damnit, I can't find my driving moccasins anywhere!

 

[kinev]

I had a little crush on Zoey, but has anyone noticed her legs in this show? She wears those skirts and her legs are just....bleh. They're prototypical skinny-fat. Once I saw them, I can't unsee them.

She does need to tune down the "quirky", too. Still crushing on her, just not as much.


Oh, and bring back Coach!

 

[oogabooga]

I like the show, I like how schmidty is always trying to pick up everyone..

I forget what he says, but while the girls are crocheting - You... I will never give up on you.

I don't think this is a great show and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone, but I still watch it and enjoy it for what it is.

 

[bobdole369]

I had a little crush on Zoey, but has anyone noticed her legs in this show? She wears those skirts and her legs are just....bleh. They're prototypical skinny-fat. Once I saw them, I can't unsee them.

She does need to tune down the "quirky", too. Still crushing on her, just not as much.


Oh, and bring back Coach!

OMG I thought I was the only person to notice that!

Of course she could probably gain 75 lbs and I'd still lick the inside of them.