I agree on 3. Not as good as the first two, but nowhere near as bad as 4. The AvP hijack doesn't even count. 3 doesn't deserve the derision it usually receives. Plus it stars Tywin Lannister.
I hope you're joking. I just watched the 2003 Special Edition last night with fresh eyes. IOW, I forgot enough about it from when I was young for me to not know what was next and it was laughably bad every step of the way. Comical, annoying, cartoon-like characters as if the director was saying saying something like "CUT! That's wasn't nearly kiddie enough. I'm going to need you to kick the annoyance factor up a notch. Take [X+1]!"
It was full of all the stuff I hated in recent movies (District 9, in particular), like characters just doing things out-right contrary to their motivations or without proper motivation/exposition of their goals. On top of that, the SE cut adds confusion. For example, they fail to capture the alien at one point in the theatrical version and yet they think that they can just add a scene of people talking about the captured alien just before showing it being released again. Perhaps they thought the scene of them talking about it was all we needed to not question the scene of the other man releasing it, but all it did was move the "What?! When did they capture it?!" question from an identically confused audience to a slightly earlier scene. Also, being "mentally challenged" does not explain the character's behavior (being willing to kill others to set free the very monster he was afraid of so that it could kill him and even more). Just like I thought I missed them capturing the alien, I honestly thought that I missed where the movie showed that he was somehow hypnotized or under the control of the alien or something, but it was just supposed to be him "returning" to his previous crazy mental state according to synopses I see online. What? Was he previously violently suicidal? How did he survive to become an inmate? Makes. No. Sense. - Only. Raises. Unanswered. Questions. - Confuses. Viewers. I remain convinced that whoever made the special edition "Assembly Cut" was as bad or worse than the people responsible for the terrible theatrical cut.
The rest of the movie was filled with one tired character personality- or setting-cliche after cliche, like needlessly hiding details about the alien from other characters.
Stabbing the superior second movie in the back couldn't possibly help. What good did Ripley's triumphant battle do after her return for Newt if Newt was going to die anyway and all it did was allow the aliens on the ship to kill her, the others, and threaten humanity? There are so many general things wrong that affect the entire movie, but there was still a ton of scene-by-scene stupid to pick apart.
I love David Fincher, but I don't totally buy his blaming it all on the producers wrenching control away from him. He still planned to make the stupid religious prison-planet idea. Even though the parts I think are ill-conceived are what was given to him, his vision for the movie still included them and I don't believe he could have polished that turd with any amount of creative skill and freedom. Because he didn't plan to go back to the drawing board even with those freedoms, I don't give him a pass.
I believe that the critics all thought the hypocritically violent religious people setting was intellectual social commentary on religion instead of tired cliche. It's the only way to explain how it has a 57% Top Critics approval on Rotten Tomatoes. Top Critics only rate higher than the general critics when they think it's intellectual or cultured.
I disagree. I just re-watched the first two movies, then watched the third for the first time. I expected to find that it was "under-rated" as Sureshot324 suggested. It was absolutely awful by all measures. I see why David Fincher wanted to disassociate himself from it.
Dammit. You wrote this while I wrote mine but people kept distracting me and wouldn't let me finish my post.