Neverending DC thread

[conjur]

competes in this Saturday's Great Balloon Race with the Team Anandtech SETI logo emblazoned upon a balloon shaped much like a Coolermaster HHC-001 heatsink. But,

 

[IJump]

due to his lack of dexterity, he popped both hands with is fork and......

 

[conjur]

landed right in the middle of the backstretch during the 4th race at Churchill Downs. Immediately, the robotic harvester dropped to all fours and began galloping and won by a neck, paying 845WUs on a $2 Win ticket. But, in the Winner's Circle...

 

[IJump]

Team Seti@netherlands secret member, Pat Day said........

 

[RaySun2Be]

SETI, it's a gas....

 

[conjur]

and that the robot is being disqualified for illegal overclocking and was to be banned from all tracks, save, the AT racetrack now based in Turfway in OhioDude's backyard under close supervision.

 

[IJump]

Then one day, while OD is tending to the robotic harvester......

 

[balichi]

came Mrs. Robotic Harvester and said, "...

 

[whitelight]

we can't manage this farm by ourselves... we need more help harvesting... so let's...

 

[FrustratedUser]

.. build a huge amount of robots powered by a 6502 processor and ...

 

[Evadman]

make sure that they do not take over the world, becausr that is what robots always do, but...

 

[FrustratedUser]

remember to make the mechanically strong and don't OC. Offer them weed to keep them stupid ...

 

[networkman]

.. cuz it's worked for thousands of human teenagers already! :Q Armed with this interesting bit of information, OhioDude then goes on to...

 

[FrustratedUser]

... pick up some babes and party in Tombstone. When he awakes they are gone and he has to ...

 

[Evadman]

Find someone else to buy him beer because he is not 21 yet, so he goes to the local..

 

[FrustratedUser]

...sauna to perform yoga while inventing the 3'rd internet. YOHOOO I'm the king he ...

 

[VisionsUCI]

tatooed on his inner thigh. Just wait until the ladies...

 

[Postman]

..ask how many WU's he has done

 

[conjur]

The ladies then ooo and ahhh at the depth of his stats...

 

[IJump]

and knowledge about.....

 

[BGod]

...being confoundedly endowed. Just then he has an onmibus dream that wanders aimlessly until it centers in on...

 

[RaySun2Be]

a small planet in a far away star system, yet undiscovered by humans, where....

 

[IJump]

the inhabitants have just sent the first signal that will be detected by..........

 

[conjur]

conjur's VSA (Very Small Array) antenna and displayed on his television, thus scaring the bejeezus out of his 7 year-old watching PBS Kids who then runs to dad and says...

 

[Evadman]

Dady, daddy! Barney just told me to kill my family and stuff their heads in duffel bags. On a side note, where to we keep the knives dady? But Conjur...