Neverending DC thread

[JonB]

The Masked Spam Avenger. With a Hi-Ho, Ray sneaks into AOL and Yahoo accounts all over the globe to stop their SPAMMING ways. In this way, he can make amends for his previous life of...

 

[Viztech]

Super Smurf! defender of...

 

[GeoffS]

..all blue people including the nefarious blue Intel boys, to which he...

 

[conjur]

he corralled into the back of the red Rascal Rider and...

 

[Wellcky]

started to sing the Sponge Bob Square Pants theme song.



<< "oooh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
spongebob squarepants!
absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
spongebob squarepants!
if nautical nonsense is something you wish
spongebob squarepants!
then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
spongebob squarepants!
ready?
spongebob squarepants! spongebob squarepants! spongebob... squarepants!"
>>

 

[conjur]

It was at that point that the narrator was shot by someone off-camera. And there was much rejoicing.

 

[ProviaFan]

as people jumped around and hummed the theme song from Jeopardy while they...

 

[OhioDude]

snacked on lady fingers and drank pitchers of Mad Dog until they threw up and passed out. Then suddenly, without warning...

 

[RaySun2Be]

Engineer burst into the room, tore off his shirt, whirling it around his head, singing......

"She's a brick..duh..da..duh..duh..Howse.....She's might mighty, just letting it all hang out......"

 

[JonB]

It was at this point that 37 members of SlashDot and Dutch Power Cows spoke up, saying "Hey, that's our official theme song! You can't sing that unless you are cracking for out team."

Engineer looked amazed but quickly recovered, put his shirt back on, squatted down and ...

 

[OhioDude]

relieved himself ...


... of the very large load of Seti workunits he had stashed in the Federation SetiQueue by manually connecting to Berkeley using his modem since his cable connection had been down. But, to his chagrin...

 

[conjur]

every single WU was rejected as a duplicate. This sent our fearless Engineer into a frenzy and he...

 

[ProviaFan]

grabbed Ray's cane and beat the SETI servers with it...

 

[Confused]

...which by this time had been rebuilt by the DPC in an evil plan to...

 

[OhioDude]

...strangle the life out of Sponge Bob and his stupid square pants because that freakin' song kept running through their heads! ARRRRRRGH! :disgust:

But, the ever resourceful and brave Engineer...

 

[ProviaFan]

put in a CD with some Pink Floyd music on it...

 

[conjur]

and as he sang "WU don't need no incompletion", a strange thought rung through his head...

 

[MoFunk]

..How can you have any pudding if you dont eat your meat? then he thought to himself...

 

[OhioDude]

What if I'm just another freakin' brick in the wall??? But then...

 

[ProviaFan]

that he rememered what his mother had taught him a long, long time ago about how one should never eat desert until one has finished one's meal.

 

[ViRGE]

But not living in his mothers house any more, Engineer ate his desert; "sugar-loaded sugar cake", and then went on a sugar fueled hyper-spree across the Internet...

 

[IJump]

proclaiming the evils of the DPC until.......

 

[conjur]

he saw it...

 

[ProviaFan]

bubbling up from the deep abys...er...hottub which was filled to the brim with hot, soapy water...

 

[IJump]

was the dpc's secret weapon, the.......