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The Masked Spam Avenger. With a Hi-Ho, Ray sneaks into AOL and Yahoo accounts all over the globe to stop their SPAMMING ways. In this way, he can make amends for his previous life of...
 
started to sing the Sponge Bob Square Pants theme song.



<< "oooh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
spongebob squarepants!
absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
spongebob squarepants!
if nautical nonsense is something you wish
spongebob squarepants!
then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
spongebob squarepants!
ready?
spongebob squarepants! spongebob squarepants! spongebob... squarepants!"
 >>

 
snacked on lady fingers and drank pitchers of Mad Dog until they threw up and passed out. Then suddenly, without warning...
 
Engineer burst into the room, tore off his shirt, whirling it around his head, singing......

"She's a brick..duh..da..duh..duh..Howse.....She's might mighty, just letting it all hang out......"
 
It was at this point that 37 members of SlashDot and Dutch Power Cows spoke up, saying "Hey, that's our official theme song! You can't sing that unless you are cracking for out team."

Engineer looked amazed but quickly recovered, put his shirt back on, squatted down and ...
 
relieved himself ...


... of the very large load of Seti workunits he had stashed in the Federation SetiQueue by manually connecting to Berkeley using his modem since his cable connection had been down. But, to his chagrin...
 
...strangle the life out of Sponge Bob and his stupid square pants because that freakin' song kept running through their heads! ARRRRRRGH! :disgust:

But, the ever resourceful and brave Engineer...
 
that he rememered what his mother had taught him a long, long time ago about how one should never eat desert until one has finished one's meal.
 
But not living in his mothers house any more, Engineer ate his desert; "sugar-loaded sugar cake", and then went on a sugar fueled hyper-spree across the Internet...
 
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