Neverending DC thread

[Baldy18]

four Xeon processors that they bought from Baldy18's hardware sale and quickly stuck in their servers to create...

 

[RustyNale]

a robotic Seti reaper with which they planned to use to harvest other team's wu's from their farms. Cackling with glee, they threw open the door of their mobile harvester to let loose their evil robotic Seti reaper, only to discover to their dismay, that at that moment they were in the middle of crossing the..

 

[conjur]

border into Canada. While trying to explain the robotic SETI reaper to the border guard, from behind them came...

 

[OhioDude]

... a large, furry, Canadian Saskwatch who had become curious about all the talk concerning "Yeti@Home". And boy was he PO'ed when ...

 

[MoFunk]

....he was told, Seti not Yeti! He became so outraged that he.....

 

[GeoffS]

..was about to do something hidiously obscene until he saw the robotic Seti harverster, and being a Saskwatch from Saskatchewan....

 

[BGod]

He ran for his life when he saw and heard Ted Nugent pop over the hill singing "Cat Scratch Feaver" with his compound bow drawn with a razor sharp broadhead ready to be loosed. So the big hairy beast...

 

[ProviaFan]

turned and fled at a rate of 10 WUs per day...

 

[BGod]

But at such a low rate he'd surely be caught. In his confusion he headed the wrong way and wound up in North Dakota. Finding solstice in ßGød's backyard and sharing doggie treats with the next door neighbors mutt, he slowly built his strength back up. And armed with a rake and a shovel vowed to take down the dreaded harvester even if he'd have to face Ted again.

Tearing off back to Canada...

 

[Wellcky]

where he met up with TS Elliot...

 

[conjur]

who then both achieved a Canadian Rocky Mountain High...

 

[RustyNale]

experience which made them both realize that all they had to do was to re-program the evil robotic creation to...

 

[ProviaFan]

sow SETI seeds that would grow up into large, beautiful, green SETI plants which would very efficiently do all of the VLAR WUs, so that Engineer's and Ray's computers which ran Windows 98 wouldn't have to...

 

[conjur]

go thru hamsters like Anna Nicole Smith at the Lonesome Pine Retirement Center For Men.

 

[Evadman]

Out of the blue someone smacked Conjur, as he forgot that squirells were the rodent of choice at lonesome pines, as they lasted longer, and could reach better highs.

 

[conjur]

It was then that Engineer noticed someone had unplugged the harvester and mailed a dead, brown trout to Evadman when they reached the next exit.

After that was corrected, they headed back south and hooked up with...

 

[IJump]

what they expected to be a lounging conjur, since it was Saturday evening, but were suprised to find him.......

 

[RustyNale]

busily typing cryptic messages with his trusty keyboard on a tech forum when there was a knock at the door and a voice saying:"candy-gram for...

 

[zeruty]

candy cane, where are you my candy cane? Rusty Nail to candy-cane, come in candy cane" At which point RustyNale was confused and dismayed by this out of place reference to a movie and...

 

[networkman]

..although this was confusing enough, RustyNale was even more shocked to learn that networkman scored dead center in the "Right-Conservative" section of zeruty's "small political quiz in his sig." :Q After recovering from this sudden shock, our hero resolved to convince Engineer to..

 

[RaySun2Be]

meet NetworkMan on the Dark Side of The Moon, thus

 

[conjur]

over the distant rumbling of a Delicate Sound of Thunder, they sat down to eat...

 

[OhioDude]

...but having become somewhat Comfortably Numb due to the lack of oxygen, networkman was having problems gripping his knife and fork because his hands felt just like two balloons...

 

[Evadman]

But he was used to that from all the crack he uses to keep up his WU production, so decidign to live with the feeling, he decides...

 

[IJump]

that balloon hands could be quite useful when he.....