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[Evadman]

Low and behlold out poped David McOwen form one of the beens and said..

 

[micron]

Long Live TeAm AnandTech!

 

[conjur]

As the cane of pain soundly cracked across the skulls of barristers of low intelligence...

 

[Wellcky]

a "RC5 Cow" suddenly emerged from one magic bean untouched.

 

[Cheesemoo]

and started making cheese.

 

[ViRGE]

The cheese was then sold in order to get money to buy...

 

[nagger]

a TeraHz crack rack!

 

[Migroo]

Which only fell short of production due to bandwidth problems, so everyone decided to use it for...

 

[conjur]

cooking eggs and making toast and the TeAm released the Crack Rack Recipe Book which even made Oprah's book club. However...

 

[GeoffS]

the FDA forced TA to put stickers on all the books warning people about the consumption of food cooked on overclocked servers. It seems that...

 

[Migroo]

the food was so good, that it would have a detrimental effect on business for major restaurants, so people had to be scared off in some way.

 

[ProviaFan]

However, the food was very inefficient to cook, so a new way needed to be developed to cook...

 

[RustyNale]

meanwhile, on a computer system far, far, away in the very near future...

 

[conjur]

someone spilled a can of Mountain Dew onto the motherboard and a strange thing happened...

 

[GeoffS]

evidently due to the fact that it was Canadian Mountain Dew that is caffeine free...

 

[RaySun2Be]

a new microorganism evolved that feeds on electricity and Canadian Mountain Dew.....

 

[conjur]

and soon became powerful and big enough that it swallowed the CN Tower whole.

 

[whitelight]

The power of Team Anandtech then looked the microorganism in the eye and said...

 

[Postman]

..damn I forgot install client to that machine!

 

[BGod]

But after JonB analized the new material under a scanning electron microscope he concluded that it was a fully functioning quantum computer made up of nano machines that could be easily programmed to...

 

[JonB]

simultaneously calculate OGR-35 rulers, RC5-128 and redesign the radio receiver in Arecebo, Puerto Rico, to capture more SETI frequencies. After that was done, Ray had time to...

 

[OhioDude]

strip the platinum off his cane and sell it in order to buy a new battery and tires for his red Rascal Rider so he could ride into town to...

 

[conjur]

pick up supplies to repair and expand the hot tub to hold more babes (pics?) but when he got there...

 

[RustyNale]

that the Swedish Bikini team had just left only moments before on their way to his place, cause they'd heard about his Red Rascal Rider and wanted him to...

 

[Evadman]

Give them a ride to the Sweedish meatball stand where Ray works during the day, while at night he becomes....