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GT1999

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Originally posted by: fire400
You're considered immature if you talk down on someone's sexual organs and/or make jokes of it.

I am pretty straightforward with telling people what other people said about them. However remember the fine filter. It's basically telling your friend that "he's ugly." Either you build your friend or you hurt your friend.
In this case you'd be hurting him.

Rumors are a way of destroying friendships. If your friend ever asks you, just say "it's not important."

People get the notion that just because 'sex talk' is so popular that it makes everyone feel the same way about each other, sadly, enough; you wouldn't tell your mom that your brother thinks she didn't breast feed him enough when he was a baby - just because he told you that the other day, for example.

qft
 

nerp

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Just start a rumor that when you had sex with him, it was enormous.
 
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Originally posted by: TallBill
I have the opposite rumor going around :(

That you have a loose vagina? ;)


Who cares if someone says he has a small penis. If someone tells you that, you respond by saying " You won't think it's small when I shove it up your ass."
 
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Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: lupi
Originally posted by: TallBill
I have the opposite rumor going around :(

large vagina?

The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't." See, cuz of the echo.

Thank you Predator.
 

MotionMan

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Originally posted by: SKORPI0
Originally posted by: Blieb
Originally posted by: bignateyk
Originally posted by: aplefka
Originally posted by: Insomniator
Originally posted by: TecHNooB
Originally posted by: Zaitsev
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
Originally posted by: joesmoke
can someone that tall really have a penis as small as mi... err... that small?

there are micro penis around. it has nothing to do with height.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis

W.T.F.

LOL

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha

All three of these.

That was pretty much my exact reaction...

"ew, wtf, theres pictures??? LOL" and now I cant stop laughing.


OMGz we're infectedsz!!!

That's a really really small penis ..... :Q

Can you imagine?:

Girl: "Are there any pictures of you on the Web?'

Guy: "Um, well, yeah, there is this one on Wikipedia...um...no, actually, no, there aren't any pictures of me on the Web!"


LOL

MotionMan
 

nerp

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Originally posted by: Fox5
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
Originally posted by: joesmoke
can someone that tall really have a penis as small as mi... err... that small?

there are micro penis around. it has nothing to do with height.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis

NSFW.
Also, disgusting.

A kid in my hallway freshman year had this condition though. He made sure everyone knew.

By visiting their bunks, one by one, night by night?
 

Snapster

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Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
What does "magically small" mean? That he's really small, or that he's not hung like people think a 7' dude would be?

Plus, she's Asian....should be used to it, right? ;)

Nobody needs to tell him anything. If he's like any other guy and owns a ruler, he knows how he stacks up.

Hung like that girl thought he would be. They think height, hand size, foot size all relate to the size of your wang when it's complete bull.
 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Don't tell him, nothing to be gained from it. Magically small, that is just cruel. You should spread a rumor that even after a shower this girl smells like an old fish monger.

hmmmm
 

D1gger

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Originally posted by: Dari
My girlfriend was at a party the other day when she overheard this girl talk about one of my friends. She said his penis was "magically small". The girl was Asian and my friend is white, about 7 feet tall, exercises, and well built. I don't want to tell him but I also don't want girls pointing at him in public and laughing. And even if he has to be told, isn't it better coming from a woman?

Why would anyone have to tell him he has a "magically small" penis. He has seen it and knows if it is small. Talking to him about it would be very embarassing for him.