That was pretty much my exact reaction...
"ew, wtf, theres pictures??? LOL" and now I cant stop laughing.
That was pretty much my exact reaction...
"ew, wtf, theres pictures??? LOL" and now I cant stop laughing.
TallBill
Lifer
- Apr 29, 2001
- 46,017
- 62
- 91
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: lupi
Originally posted by: TallBill
I have the opposite rumor going around
large vagina?
The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't." See, cuz of the echo.
Haha
Miramonti
Lifer
- Aug 26, 2000
- 28,653
- 100
- 106
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: lupi
Originally posted by: TallBill
I have the opposite rumor going around
large vagina?
The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't." See, cuz of the echo.
So I said to my GF, "I'd like a little pussy!" And she says, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!" See, she wants a little one coz her's is as big as a house...
I asked my gf, 'If I said you had a nice pussy, would you hold it against me?' She said, 'You mean instead of burying you in it like a hiker in a sleeping bag?'
'Exactly', I said, 'its hard to breath in here.'
zerocool84
Lifer
- Nov 11, 2004
- 36,041
- 472
- 126
Originally posted by: jjsole
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: lupi
Originally posted by: TallBill
I have the opposite rumor going around
large vagina?
The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't." See, cuz of the echo.
So I said to my GF, "I'd like a little pussy!" And she says, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!" See, she wants a little one coz her's is as big as a house...
I asked my gf, 'If I said you had a nice pussy, would you hold it against me?' She said, 'You mean instead of burying you in it like a hiker in a sleeping bag?'
'Exactly', I said, 'its hard to breath in here.'
The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
See, cuz of the echo.
NSFW.
Also, disgusting.
A kid in my hallway freshman year had this condition though. He made sure everyone knew.
You're considered immature if you talk down on someone's sexual organs and/or make jokes of it.
I am pretty straightforward with telling people what other people said about them. However remember the fine filter. It's basically telling your friend that "he's ugly." Either you build your friend or you hurt your friend.
In this case you'd be hurting him.
Rumors are a way of destroying friendships. If your friend ever asks you, just say "it's not important."
People get the notion that just because 'sex talk' is so popular that it makes everyone feel the same way about each other, sadly, enough; you wouldn't tell your mom that your brother thinks she didn't breast feed him enough when he was a baby - just because he told you that the other day, for example.
I am pretty straightforward with telling people what other people said about them. However remember the fine filter. It's basically telling your friend that "he's ugly." Either you build your friend or you hurt your friend.
In this case you'd be hurting him.
Rumors are a way of destroying friendships. If your friend ever asks you, just say "it's not important."
People get the notion that just because 'sex talk' is so popular that it makes everyone feel the same way about each other, sadly, enough; you wouldn't tell your mom that your brother thinks she didn't breast feed him enough when he was a baby - just because he told you that the other day, for example.
0roo0roo
No Lifer
- Sep 21, 2002
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lol if u ever feel small from porn...
look at that page....
lol
there was even a bbc documentary called my small penis and i or osmething like that. it was disturbing to say the last. pick something odd about ur self to make a film...i guess that dude found a way to get on the air but egads man.
zerocool84
Lifer
- Nov 11, 2004
- 36,041
- 472
- 126
Are you sure she said 'magically small' in a bad way? Perhaps she way saying that she had her best experience yet. You gotta think in positive terms.
MovingTarget
Diamond Member
- Jun 22, 2003
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The wife went to the OBGYN the other day, and she always comes home with another ration of shit.
She said "My doctor says I have a tight box".
I said "Did he say anything about your big ass?"
Her "He didn't mention your name the whole time I was there".
I had a GF once whose pussy was so big that I fell inside it. I was crawling around, looking for my flashlight, and I bumped into another guy. I said "If you help me find my flashlight, we can see our way out of here".
He said, "Hell, if you help me find the keys to my truck, we can drive out".
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: lupi
Originally posted by: TallBill
I have the opposite rumor going around
large vagina?
The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't." See, cuz of the echo.
So I said to my GF, "I'd like a little pussy!" And she says, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!" See, she wants a little one coz her's is as big as a house...
God damn I laughed hard.
SunnyD
Belgian Waffler
JM Aggie08
Diamond Member
- Jan 3, 2006
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